myth busters: boar3d edition

[Seight]

Has a collection of masks that the bad guys wore in Scooby Doo

[The_annoying_one]

Is the owner and instructor of a wrestling school for seniors.

[Seight]

Knows that wrestling school is named "WWE" HIGH FIVE ME BRO!

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has a lifelong dream of one day visiting Japan.

Spoiler

He only wants to go because he wants to get used panties from that one vending machine.

 

[The_annoying_one]

Is a DJ who specializes in overdubbing doom metal music with K-Pop.

[Virtual Satyr]

Has been hired by Fruit of the Loom to erase all evidence of the existence of the cornucopia in its logo.

[mthor]

Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to tell random people, “We’re not in Kansas anymore”.

[Seight]

Will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

[discolé monade]

may be crackard. deep plant alt, working for the ATF

 

[André Toulon]

Is inexcusably stupid

[[classic swim]]

Got his nonnie gonnies gobbled up by Dog & Beth. RIP Beth.

[The_annoying_one]

Is banned from the movie theater. We all know why.

[Mode 7]

Sings this song everyday before dinner 

Spoiler

 

 

[Seight]

Is the #1 resource on the internet for all things Tennessee Tuxedo

[The_annoying_one]

Sits in on all board meetings for Chicken Charlie’s, but has never actually worked or eaten there.

[discolé monade]

has spent close to 1,872$ on cartons of eggs. trying to start an 'eggplant' farm. 

it's hard work, and boy does this guy know it. 

[Seight]

Self-taught in the growing of blue raspberries 

[Mode 7]

Was supposed to be Kerwin White's caddy but injured his shoulder playing guitar hero thus Dolph Ziggler got the job.

Edited Saturday at 10:57 PM by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Was supposed to be in a buddy cop movie with Kevin Hart before The Rock came in and stole the part.

[Virtual Satyr]

Eats avocado ice cream on French toast.

[Mode 7]

Perfected Jon Arbuckle's Avocado and peanut butter stew with French dressing 

Edited Saturday at 11:18 PM by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

He’s ready to party, he’s ready.

[Mode 7]

Always brings lots of spaghetti 

[The_annoying_one]

Puts exactly one grain of salt on everything he eats.

[Seight]

Won't try anything that doesn't have caramel on/in it

[The_annoying_one]

Will only wear yellow on Tuesday.

[Mode 7]

Once found a chili bean that looked like peter Griffin 

[[classic swim]]

Has the footage of Packard wearing a cat mask singing “Take Me Out to The Ball Game”

[Mode 7]

Was a participant in the Scooby Doo Laff a Lympic games

[little_girl_lost]

Was genetically modifying a breed of mosquitos that sucked fat instead of blood and didn't leave any itchy residue behind, until big pharma came and shut him down

[The_annoying_one]

Was selected to take part in a national survey regarding which Spice Girl was actually the spiciest.

[[classic swim]]

The Spice Girls heard him telling a joke and asked him to be a comedian for their opening act.  So, now he’s Old Spice.

[Seight]

Will send bees to any location you want

[The_annoying_one]

Knows a guy who knows a guy who can hook you up with whatever condiments you need.

[Seight]

Has the only 24K Monchichi

[The_annoying_one]

Once did motion capture work for a Teletubbies video game.

[discolé monade]

at exactly 1350 hours, daily, he gets on the CB and plays c w mcall's 'convoy' to what he believes, are delighted truckers in a 100 mile radius. 

 

[Mode 7]

Was the first person to discover the 1 up trick in Super Mario Bros 

[The_annoying_one]

Tried using the Konami Code in Super Mario Bros.

[Mode 7]

Tried to shoot a real life duck with an NES zapper 

Edited 20 hours ago by Mode 7

[Seight]

Eats random food whenever they feel their HP getting low

[The_annoying_one]

Treats every conversation like a turn-based battle.

[discolé monade]

avoids conversations by becoming an NPC player, and starts saying things like "have you checked the mill" and "it was 2 days past since those renegades left town"

[[classic swim]]

Sees a buff guy on the street and yells out “steroids make ya dick do WHAT?!”

[discolé monade]

sometimes likes to plant jelly beans, just because. 

[Seight]

Sometimes likes to plant eggs for the same reason

[[classic swim]]

Debates on whether he wants a jelly bean tree or an egg tree somewhere on his 50 acres.

[Virtual Satyr]

Is the emu trainer for the Liberty Mutual Insurance commercials.

[The_annoying_one]

Is the president of the Geico Gecko fan club.