myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Even his mama thinks that his mind is gone.

[-Kudasai-]

His mind is always playing tricks on him

Edited February 5, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[GunStarHero]

His mind is telling him no, but his body? His body's also telling him no. 

[discolé monade]

knows it's 'catsup', but just plays along with everyone else using 'ketchup'

[-Kudasai-]

Makes her own homemade ketchup 

[The_annoying_one]

Switches all of his condiments to unmarked bottles because he likes to be surprised.

[discolé monade]

sent yung gravy, a sternly, written letter, demanding to know why. 

[-Kudasai-]

Broke the Judas Chair after she made Fuggs sit on it 

[Seight]

Didn't need to know that last one

[-Kudasai-]

Will challenge Bron Breaker for the IC title at WrestleMania 

Edited February 5, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[discolé monade]

will also challenge bron breaker for the IC title....but ONLY after someone else tires him out. 

Edited February 5, 2025 by discolé monade

[-Kudasai-]

Always checks for monsters under the bed and in the closet before going to bed 

Edited February 5, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[scoobdog]

Has a long standing physical entanglement with the monster under his own bed.

[The_annoying_one]

Is the monster under everyone’s beds.

[-Kudasai-]

His dream job is to be a door to door book saleman

[Seight]

Has fallen for the "Look over there!" trick before

[The_annoying_one]

Orders food and sends it to random houses for fun.

[-Kudasai-]

Plays the bongos with his feet

[Seight]

Plays the flute with their nose

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

26 minutes ago, Seight said:

Plays the flute with their nose

Doesn't know there's such a thing as a nose flute.

[discolé monade]

likes to play the nose flute, but has been trying a technique on playing the oboe....with his ass. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

15 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

likes to play the nose flute, but has been trying a technique on playing the oboe....with his ass. 

Doesn't know I tried to buy a souvenir nose flute during a visit to Hawaii.... The last one they had at whatever tourist destination it was was missing a component. I did try to play it though, for real. 

* I did end up getting it too, just with the missing component so it doesn't work.

Edited February 6, 2025 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[discolé monade]

goes into lengthy length....just to find out shit didn't work. 

[The_annoying_one]

Throws oranges at random passersby on her street, yelling “stay off my lawn, you darn kids!”

[-Kudasai-]

Knows that the pieces fit

[GunStarHero]

Left it to Beaver. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is co-founder (along with Peter Griffin) of the Church Of The Fonz.

[1pooh4u]

Is a CIA operative and an expert at the “honey pot” con

[-Kudasai-]

Sells her own custom made bongs...sadly weed is not included

[discolé monade]

was there when 'deep throat' came out of the shadows

[discolé monade]

5 minutes ago, Blazing Puck said:

Sells her own custom made bongs...sadly weed is not included

ok....damnit,....***time out*** why can't a hempolysynthwax thing be made TOOOO make disposable mini 'water vases' -- up to  3g length of use...and toss.

in the wax is wild flower seeds...or hemp seeds....

but seeds

and biodegradable..

you're fucking welcome!!! I  get 20% for  JUST now coming up with this shit...AND typing it out..

 

 ** screen shot for licensing and copyright purposes**

Edited February 7, 2025 by discolé monade
**described reasons, 06022025 tyvfm *typos

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Billy Corgan to shave his head

[mthor]

Just blew my demented little 👞mind.

And why is there a random show in my post?

Edit 2: SHOE, DAMMIT!

Edited February 7, 2025 by mthor

[-Kudasai-]

Flies a kite in the middle of the night

[The_annoying_one]

Swims laps in the ocean every second Saturday of the month.

[[classic swim]]

Built this city.

[-Kudasai-]

Loves it when they call him Big Poppa

Edited February 7, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[GunStarHero]

Was accused of stealing Clyde "Sweetfeet" Livingston's World Series shoes from a charity auction and as a result was sent to Camp Green Lake to dig holes out in the sweltering heat as punishment, which was attributed to the curse placed upon his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather and by proxy his entire family. 

[-Kudasai-]

LIkes to cosplay as Nemisis from Resident Evil 3

[[classic swim]]

Made fun of the neighborhood barber from Sicily by walking up to his face and playing with his bushy mustache and eyebrows.

[The_annoying_one]

Is a career dine-and-dasher.

[UwPp]

Stole all the cookies from the cookie jar. 

[Seight]

Knows it's not easy being green

[-Kudasai-]

Is banned from Seaworld

[GunStarHero]

Had a hyped up cameo in The Might Ducks movie but was such a bad actor they were told to just keep quiet and stay in the back. 

[[classic swim]]

Convinces the 56 year old neighborhood Sicilian barber into going out from his shop to shave his big naked butt and penis in front of the police.

[The_annoying_one]

Is wanted in 17 states for lewd behavior.

[-Kudasai-]

Has been arrested in 19 states for littering 

[discolé monade]

is currently looking into the mystery behind "why so many bans from seaworld?"

[mthor]

Gave a mouse a cookie, and lived to regret it.