myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

auditioned for announcer of a hot dog contest back in 2005, was turned down for international reasons. 

[The_annoying_one]

Fought Chuck Norris in his prime….and won.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a phobia of ink pens

[The_annoying_one]

Was told that in complete confidence. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Gets jealous of his dog when it drinks out of the toilet, as he wishes he could do the same without any social consequences.

[mthor]

Picks the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms, throws them away, and eats the cereal.

[Seight]

Absolutely can believe it's not butter

[The_annoying_one]

Found Carmen San Diego in a Where’s Waldo book.

[discolé monade]

was a roadie for the show 'road rules'.

[molarbear]

Is the reason some menus spell it "catsup"

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to Walmart and sells bootleg CDs in the parking lot every Friday.

[Seight]

Has bought bootleg CDs from a Walmart parking lot

[discolé monade]

 once did a science fair project called 'how many hairs are down there?'

[naraku360]

Likes big butts and can lie.

[discolé monade]

once did a one person show at the alamo ,about the alamo. 

[The_annoying_one]

Was the one person in the crowd at that show.

[discolé monade]

once tried  to open a milk bar, so that when he dressed like alex delarge, no one would be the wiser. 

[-Kudasai-]

Some people collect stamps, she collects crockpots

[discolé monade]

apparently sneaks around the country, looking through peoples cookware. 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows what’s up.

[-Kudasai-]

Shovels snow with a spoon

[The_annoying_one]

Eats cereal with Red Bull instead of milk.

[discolé monade]

will sometimes go downtown, to make balloon animals.

doesn't know what a balloon animal is and has no clue how to make them. 

[scoobdog]

Stole all the balloons and replaced them with condoms.

[The_annoying_one]

Supplied the condoms for me.

[naraku360]

Broke a lot of condoms.

Got hand pregnant.

[discolé monade]

let's strange birds make sweet, sweet, love to his hair, without condoms. 

[The_annoying_one]

Went to Milwaukee with Rashida Jones in 2011.

[Seight]

Always has a packet of ketchup with them when they go out to eat

[The_annoying_one]

Brings own melted butter to the movie theater.

[naraku360]

Secretly a goat.

[naraku360]

The hottest guy on the internet.

[Seight]

Is actually the bird in their icon

[naraku360]

Ate my shorts. 😡

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Goes around pantsless because seight ate his only pair of shorts and he just never bothered to buy any more.

[discolé monade]

is just happy to be here. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the secret UEMB recruiter.

[-Kudasai-]

Is the reigning duck duck goose champion

[little_girl_lost]

Microwaves salad

[The_annoying_one]

Uses ketchup in place of salad dressing.

[Seight]

Eats pizza with a fork

[-Kudasai-]

Used to live at nudist camp 

[The_annoying_one]

Invented the Konami Code.

[Seight]

Wrote Blur's Song 2

[discolé monade]

you are the gordon, that wrote a message to the violent femmes. 

Edited January 25, 2025 by discolé monade
this one might be a stretch. XD

[discolé monade]

isn't entirely sure why her jokes aren't landing. 

tough crowd...tough crown. 

[-Kudasai-]

Likes to sing karoke but only sings public domain songs

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote the “Scaramouche” line of “Bohemian Rhapsody”.

[discolé monade]

tells people he invented the 'flesh-light'.

 

[-Kudasai-]

Used to be in a Josie and the Pussycats cover band