What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[The_annoying_one]

I only ever seem to need my allergy medication when I have none on hand. The urge to just go back to bed is so strong right now.

[Insipid]

I went to this Chinese buffet in the sticks and it made me realize Americanized Chinese food is actually pretty bad. Too sweet, too much ginger when used, and most importantly afraid of the magic ingredient, MSG.

[[classic swim]]

Spent 15 bucks on non-workable ear buds.

I knew from experience Lighting = piece of fucking shit that doesn’t work... I just gave it the benefit of the doubt since wired ear buds are an endangered species.

My phone randomly stopped supporting the “hands free” ones that aren’t even damaged.

[The_annoying_one]

Why do I keep hearing rain and thunder when the weather is perfectly clear right now?

[-Kudasai-]

I swear every time I see Panera Bread I keep reading it as Pantera Bread

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, -Kudasai- said:

I swear every time I see Panera Bread I keep reading it as Pantera Bread

Vulgar Display Of Flour was a real banger of an album.

[The_annoying_one]

Okay, I’ve officially started trauma dumping on Reddit again. Time to put the internet down and find a better distraction…

[Insipid]

7 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Okay, I’ve officially started trauma dumping on Reddit again. Time to put the internet down and find a better distraction…

View the hentai subreddits.

@ghostrek knows some good ones.

[[classic swim]]

[Insipid]

I think I've had an "I don't wanna live on this planet anymore" moment. There is a conspiracy theory trending on tik tok that Michael Jackson was helping young boys from Jeffrey Epstein . . . and a lot of young people are eating that shit up.

[-Kudasai-]

30 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I think I've had an "I don't wanna live on this planet anymore" moment. There is a conspiracy theory trending on TIk Tok that Michael Jackson was helping young boys from Jeffrey Epstein . . . and a lot of young people are eating that shit up.

And there's the problem right there 

Edited May 24 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Payday is still 5 days away and I’m already mentally spending most of it in my head. I just hope my willpower is stronger than my desires when it actually comes.

[Insipid]

36 minutes ago, -Kudasai- said:

And there's the problem right there 

It's popular to hate on tik tok, but it unfortunately has a huge influence on American pop cultural trends with young people.

[-Kudasai-]

20 minutes ago, Insipid said:

It's popular to hate on tik tok, but it unfortunately has a huge influence on American pop cultural trends with young people.

[Insipid]

1 hour ago, -Kudasai- said:

[Insipid]

A vanilla ice coffee with cream is seriously the best thing to drink with a cheeseburger.

[The_annoying_one]

Not sure why my TV decided to disconnect from my WiFi when I was only gone for a few minutes getting ready for bed, but okay…whatever…

[Insipid]

Another reddit account permanently banned just for saying "become an hero," not to another user. lol 🙄

[The_annoying_one]

Guess I’ll try to watch something on my phone tonight since my WiFi’s back to just not connecting since last night. This is gonna suck.

[The_annoying_one]

I’m not sure, but I think I just found an armadillo in my driveway. It’s dark outside and the thing took off running before I could get a decent look at it, but I’m pretty sure that’s what it was.

I’ve literally never seen an armadillo before in my life and it kind of creeped me the hell out.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

8 hours ago, Insipid said:

Another reddit account permanently banned just for saying "become an hero," not to another user. lol 🙄

I literally completely forgot about "an hero". I would expect "unalive" these days.

[-Kudasai-]

*looks up what "an hero" means*

Spoiler

 

Edited May 27 by -Kudasai-

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

6 minutes ago, -Kudasai- said:

*looks up what "an hero" means*

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.....How did you manage to never find that out until now? When it was a thing it was almost as ubiquitous as something like "LMAO."

Edited May 27 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[-Kudasai-]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

.....How did you manage to never find that out until now? When it was a thing it was almost as ubiquitous as something like "LMAO."

Edited May 27 by -Kudasai-

[André Toulon]

13 minutes ago, -Kudasai- said:

*looks up what "an hero" means*

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I googled it and meh....4chan.

Not something i needed 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just now, André Toulon said:

I googled it and meh....4chan.

Not something i needed 

I am absolutely flabbergasted.

In some Twilight Zone like twist of events, what if me and Benji are the only UEMBers that know of an hero?

[Insipid]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I am absolutely flabbergasted.

In some Twilight Zone like twist of events, what if me and Benji are the only UEMBers that know of an hero?

We're not. I did a search. Bucket, Zeni, Pooh, and a few others have used the term. I'm pretty sure scoob and tao knew what it was too.

[The_annoying_one]

1 hour ago, Insipid said:

We're not. I did a search. Bucket, Zeni, Pooh, and a few others have used the term. I'm pretty sure scoob and tao knew what it was too.

I vaguely remember the phrase being thrown around somewhere in the back of my mind. I had to Google it last night, and really wish I hadn’t.

[scoobdog]

2 hours ago, Insipid said:

We're not. I did a search. Bucket, Zeni, Pooh, and a few others have used the term. I'm pretty sure scoob and tao knew what it was too.

I might have, but that shit's so dark I wouldn't have used it.

[Insipid]

Ready Player One was a really stupid film. The first key was obtained by going backwards on the race. Nobody had discovered it for years. Meanwhile, in Mario Kart Wii, someone discovered on a volcano track that if you go backwards into the lava and spawn on a rock near the finish line, circling it 3 times, the game thinks you raced the whole track 3 times. I think if the movie were more realistic, someone would have discovered the first key in mere hours.

[ghostrek]

1 hour ago, Insipid said:

Ready Player One was a really stupid film. The first key was obtained by going backwards on the race. Nobody had discovered it for years. Meanwhile, in Mario Kart Wii, someone discovered on a volcano track that if you go backwards into the lava and spawn on a rock near the finish line, circling it 3 times, the game thinks you raced the whole track 3 times. I think if the movie were more realistic, someone would have discovered the first key in mere hours.

yes it is   

[ghostrek]

i am thinking it about time for a  eye doctor appointment   yes i  wear glasses 

 

Edited May 27 by ghostrek

[mthor]

9 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I am absolutely flabbergasted.

In some Twilight Zone like twist of events, what if me and Benji are the only UEMBers that know of an hero?

Dude, I am a contemporary of your mother's,  and even I know what it means.

[scoobdog]

3 hours ago, mthor said:

Dude, I am a contemporary of your mother's,  and even I know what it means.

You hang out in some weird ass digital spaces though.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

^ Sure it's funny, but another example of why we need a barf emoji or react.

[The_annoying_one]

Why/how the hell is some company that makes children’s bikes calling me when I have absolutely no children? 

[mthor]

4 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

Why/how the hell is some company that makes children’s bikes calling me when I have absolutely no children? 

This reminds me of when I moved to Florida, and all of a sudden started getting calls from funeral parlors selling pre-need packages. I know, I know, Florida is full of old people, but I was 23 at the time...

[[classic swim]]

Partying tonight backfired so fucking bad I’m left in a hotel watching South Park.

[The_annoying_one]

It appears I’m not the only one having a shitty day. Must be something in the air today.

[André Toulon]

Its that time of year again

[tsar4]

The weirdness surrounding "The Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch", not involving what is going on in the show's plot.  The end of last season had Duane Ollinger (owner of the Ranch) in the hospital with some illness.  His son Chad took him to the hospital.  Chad had also hired this "treasure hunter" guy (Josh) to help with the search for an entrance into a suspected series of caves.  First episode this season, both Ollingers are nowhere to be seen, & Josh essentially taking over the search (with Duane's blessing) & show.  It turns out that Chad is incarcerated for killing his cellmate in jail (not mentioned during the show), & Duane had removed himself due to health issues.  Today, it was reported that Duane died from complications of ALS.  Josh gives off this weird vibe.  The show was historically interesting, but I can't stand the guy that's taken over.

[The_annoying_one]

Killing a boss made of fire with a weapon…made of fire. Whatever you say, Ghouls ‘N Ghosts…

 

[Insipid]

Well, I spent most of May in a weed haze. I suppose there are worse things to be than a pothead, but I really didn't want to become one again. Oh well. It really is no fun when the tolerance starts to build though.