What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[UwPp]

Snuggly in bed. 

With a mew mew kitty butt. 

Is it too early to go to bed?

[André Toulon]

Its so dumb that some sites still use the "lets make sure you're not a robot, pick all the images with cars" shit as a form of security....do we really believe bots can't identify a car.

The distorted letters seems more secure since AI still fails at words even when you spell them for it (yes, i realize it often fucks up brands on purpose)

Edited June 14 by André Toulon

[Insipid]

I had a dream Shrek was first introduced in Final Fantasy X as a playable character, and I just accepted it like oh yeah, this was his first appearance! They did both come out in 2001, but still 

[viperxmns]

When there's a bug in the room but your cat just wants treats and doesn't care about the bug so you pick her up and show her the bug and then she moves closer to the bug and the bug runs under the fridge and then she walks away

[The_annoying_one]

Hungry, but don't really have/want anything to snack on. Maybe I should just go to bed?

[viperxmns]

For a while i thought spicy brown was my mustard of choice but lately i think i prefer the sharpness of stone ground dijon

[The_annoying_one]

For some reason, it still amazes me that mosquitoes are still active at 10 PM. I’m itchy…

[Mode 7]

This because I have a freezer full of it

Spoiler

 

[Insipid]

Devout Christians are always convinced they are the one who will lead me to Christ, despite my warnings that many have tried and none have succeeded. Sorry, never happening.

Edited Monday at 08:56 PM by Insipid

[The_annoying_one]

So very much could probably be solved so very easily with one good smack.

[Insipid]

I was gonna post this in the dinner thread to mock packard, but it was too horrifying and I didn't want to ruin people's appetites. I told chat to create a monster based on the overseasoned and undercooked porkchops.

[The_annoying_one]

I just got invited to my brother-in-law’s 40th birthday party this evening. I kind of don’t want to go, but I kind of don’t want to be a dick about it.

Why do people put me in these situations?

[viperxmns]

Ever wonder if in a parallel universe guys are named Johnald and Donathan

[André Toulon]

42 minutes ago, viperxmns said:

Ever wonder if in a parallel universe guys are named Johnald and Donathan

Nah, its this one... there was a kid on my bus named Donathan.

Now Johnald...yeah, universe Q22onk5

[viperxmns]

1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

Nah, its this one... there was a kid on my bus named Donathan.

Now Johnald...yeah, universe Q22onk5

Wow Donathan real

You learn something new every day

[The_annoying_one]

I woke up this morning to a lot of people pissed off at me on Reddit. I have no regrets and I will not be responding to any of these people. Thank you and have a wonderful day.

[Seight]

6 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

I woke up this morning to a lot of people pissed off at me on Reddit. I have no regrets and I will not be responding to any of these people. Thank you and have a wonderful day.

Reddit is almost as real as Twitter (Twitter is not real)

[Insipid]

I messed around with the Chinese course on Duolingo, and I like how they teach hot water and soup early. 湯 means soup in Chinese but hot water in Japanese. This is one of many instances where Japanese retains older etymology of a character compared to modern Chinese.

[UwPp]

Impulse bought concert tickets again at 7 am. 

AHHHH I'M GOING TO HAVE AN AWESOME AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 

 

[ghostrek]

i am thinking about  how to get a job asap

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I realized I don't know how CPR works. When we breathe into someone's lungs, we are not breathing air, we are breathing carbon dioxide. Humans cannot breathe carbon dioxide, that is the reason we breathe it out. So how does breathing in carbon dioxide help a person who is not breathing, start breathing again?