What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[UwPp]

Snuggly in bed. 

With a mew mew kitty butt. 

Is it too early to go to bed?

[André Toulon]

Its so dumb that some sites still use the "lets make sure you're not a robot, pick all the images with cars" shit as a form of security....do we really believe bots can't identify a car.

The distorted letters seems more secure since AI still fails at words even when you spell them for it (yes, i realize it often fucks up brands on purpose)

Edited Saturday at 07:34 AM by André Toulon

[Insipid]

I had a dream Shrek was first introduced in Final Fantasy X as a playable character, and I just accepted it like oh yeah, this was his first appearance! They did both come out in 2001, but still 

[viperxmns]

When there's a bug in the room but your cat just wants treats and doesn't care about the bug so you pick her up and show her the bug and then she moves closer to the bug and the bug runs under the fridge and then she walks away

[The_annoying_one]

Hungry, but don't really have/want anything to snack on. Maybe I should just go to bed?

[viperxmns]

For a while i thought spicy brown was my mustard of choice but lately i think i prefer the sharpness of stone ground dijon

[The_annoying_one]

For some reason, it still amazes me that mosquitoes are still active at 10 PM. I’m itchy…

[Mode 7]

This because I have a freezer full of it

Spoiler

 

[Insipid]

Devout Christians are always convinced they are the one who will lead me to Christ, despite my warnings that many have tried and none have succeeded. Sorry, never happening.

Edited Monday at 08:56 PM by Insipid

[The_annoying_one]

So very much could probably be solved so very easily with one good smack.

[Insipid]

I was gonna post this in the dinner thread to mock packard, but it was too horrifying and I didn't want to ruin people's appetites. I told chat to create a monster based on the overseasoned and undercooked porkchops.

[The_annoying_one]

I just got invited to my brother-in-law’s 40th birthday party this evening. I kind of don’t want to go, but I kind of don’t want to be a dick about it.

Why do people put me in these situations?