Mode 7 Posted May 19 Posted May 19 I hate reading assembling instructions. I've reached the point where I'll only look up the names of the parts and put the shit together by studying the picture on the box. I did that with bbq grill last year but I wouldn't recommend doing it like that though I just got lucky 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 19 Posted May 19 Time to shave, this goatee is starting to get on my nerves. 1 Quote
ghostrek Posted May 19 Posted May 19 If time travel is a possibility, why did one go back in time to warn people? about the disney live action snow white? Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 19 Posted May 19 Thinking about putting this headache to bed shortly after I eat. Quote
André Toulon Posted May 20 Posted May 20 13 hours ago, Mode 7 said: Time to shave, this goatee is starting to get on my nerves. I shave mine last week...the catalyst was i was eating cereal and realized i was dipping my goatee in the milk...so it had to go 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 20 Posted May 20 Sure do wish Redditors could take a goddamn joke from time to time without getting butthurt. 3 1 Quote
Seight Posted May 21 Posted May 21 I was today years old when I realized some police vehicles have a different type of siren that conveys "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY NOW!" 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 22 Posted May 22 Flip-flops don't even flip... They do flop, but they don't flip. 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted May 22 Posted May 22 DIE 1000 DEATHS😤 I'm going to be annoying today...maybe not here, but they want to drag me around to do all this last minute graduation shit, so all day today, I'm Akuma. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 22 Posted May 22 On 5/20/2025 at 9:12 AM, The_annoying_one said: Sure do wish Redditors could take a goddamn joke from time to time without getting butthurt. I'd argue the whole goddamn internet just can't take a joke without getting butthurt hence it's one of the reasons why I'm not on any social media platform anywhere. I'm only hang out in this place and that's it I don't need to be anywhere else. 3 Quote
André Toulon Posted May 22 Posted May 22 (edited) I swear, when its fucking pouring like this...I WISH a cop would pull me over. Im gonna take a whole minute to find my info. Gonna be like an old person....hmmmm, is that my insurance....nope that's a reciept. Officer, can you believe groceries are this high. Wait, I think I know where it is.....*cracks open def con armrest* Its in the visor but thats gonna be the last place i look... this'll probably just piss him off more, but i excel at self destruction Edited May 22 by André Toulon 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 22 Posted May 22 I think Burger King rejected my unkind review of their poison food. Cowards. 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted May 22 Posted May 22 .....I kinda want closure as to when the AIDs finally kills Forrest.... I feel like that's a horribly glossed over bombshell. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted May 22 Posted May 22 I am surprised no one prominent has made the connection between Derrida's deconstruction philosophy and the Japanese writing system. Perhaps there is something to be said about people who pursue western philosophies and their impressions of the East . . . although nothing has stopped a Japanese native thinking in this manner. Maybe it's time to smoke weed again. 🙃 1 Quote
viperxmns Posted May 23 Posted May 23 Prescription drug commercial where the jingle at the end is just a guy loudly screaming the name of the drug 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 23 Posted May 23 When answering the phone and realizing there’s no one on the other end, what’s the proper number of times to say “hello” before hanging up? I just did 3 and that seemed a little excessive. 1 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted Friday at 03:19 PM Posted Friday at 03:19 PM How tf are there 10 valedictorians and 1 Saludadictorian (thanks for nothing auto correct) 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 09:44 PM Posted Friday at 09:44 PM Wild Arms 3 has got to be the biggest bullshit of an RPG that I’ve ever played. 1 Quote
UwPp Posted Saturday at 12:10 AM Posted Saturday at 12:10 AM Lolol I was supposed to have a date tonight. But I got ghosted? Lmao oh well. Jammies and blunt time for me! 1 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Saturday at 03:40 AM Posted Saturday at 03:40 AM On 5/22/2025 at 2:21 PM, André Toulon said: .....I kinda want closure as to when the AIDs finally kills Forrest.... I feel like that's a horribly glossed over bombshell. I think the one and only time he and Jenny had sex was probably before she got it, so Forrest probably never got it. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted Saturday at 04:15 PM Posted Saturday at 04:15 PM 12 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I think the one and only time he and Jenny had sex was probably before she got it, so Forrest probably never got it. WELL AKCHYUALLY it's not like you're guaranteed to contract HIV from one single sexual exposure to someone with the virus. In fact, it's very unlikely. HIV progresses slowly into AIDS, and Jenny most likely did have it when she conceived their child. I think Forrest and their child never get the virus, seeing how they are healthy while Jenny dies. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Saturday at 05:06 PM Posted Saturday at 05:06 PM (edited) I really need to stop placing delivery orders in the middle of the night when I’m half asleep. I kind of wanted this stuff today, but I accidentally set it up to come tomorrow. Oh well. No big deal, really. EDIT: And it did come today. Either I can’t read or someone was screwing with me. Edited Saturday at 10:02 PM by The_annoying_one 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Saturday at 10:00 PM Posted Saturday at 10:00 PM I'm having chicken tomorrow but I'm undecided if I'm going fry some drumsticks or put some leg quarters in the crockpot 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted Saturday at 11:29 PM Posted Saturday at 11:29 PM The Boston Tea Party being a celebrated part of history kinda bothers me....I get why you did it at the surface....but why try to blame it on the Natives. Its almost like cowardly disavowing accountability is literally the foundation of America. Yes, im high and somehow wound up in this weird rabbit hole. I assume the disguises couldn't possibly have been very effective, but the writers of history make it seem so....so the propaganda at the time probably had the average citizen convinced, much like how idiots believe any ol' bullshit now 1 1 Quote
viperxmns Posted Sunday at 03:28 AM Posted Sunday at 03:28 AM Every time i watch hot ones i know itll make me want spicy wings but best i can do is put my frank's redhot on something Quote
Insipid Posted Sunday at 06:43 AM Posted Sunday at 06:43 AM Duolingo's CEO has been a complete asshole, but the app has me hooked. I'm also at a one year streak and I do feel like I've learned a lot. I will stay the course, for now. I feel the CEO was stupidly blunt. There are probably companies out there with far more nefarious intentions of AI and have been silent. Quote
tsar4 Posted Sunday at 01:20 PM Posted Sunday at 01:20 PM How does someone completely disappear from the internet? I was looking up old HS friends and one is completely wiped from the web. Not even a mention on their kid's sites. I find it puzzling and kind of intriguing. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 05:31 PM Posted Sunday at 05:31 PM Totino’s ramen is inexcusably bad. But I still don’t fully hate it. It’s weird. Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Monday at 12:38 PM Posted Monday at 12:38 PM On 5/24/2025 at 4:29 PM, André Toulon said: The Boston Tea Party being a celebrated part of history kinda bothers me....I get why you did it at the surface....but why try to blame it on the Natives. Its almost like cowardly disavowing accountability is literally the foundation of America. Yes, im high and somehow wound up in this weird rabbit hole. I assume the disguises couldn't possibly have been very effective, but the writers of history make it seem so....so the propaganda at the time probably had the average citizen convinced, much like how idiots believe any ol' bullshit now I'm so lost here... Who the fuck blames The Boston Tea Party on Native Americans? Quote
André Toulon Posted Monday at 12:48 PM Posted Monday at 12:48 PM 7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm so lost here... Who the fuck blames The Boston Tea Party on Native Americans? 🤦🏿♂️...istg No one....but what was the point of dressing like them in an attempt to hide your identity....Why would natives care about the tea in the first place. Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Monday at 01:00 PM Posted Monday at 01:00 PM 11 minutes ago, André Toulon said: 🤦🏿♂️...istg No one....but what was the point of dressing like them in an attempt to hide your identity....Why would natives care about the tea in the first place. Ok I must've forgot about the part where they dressed like Natives. *shrug* Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 03:45 AM Posted Tuesday at 03:45 AM The large fries from McDonald’s are really too much for me these days. And the last handful of QPs I’ve had have been pure ass. Why do I keep subjecting myself to this? It was kind of a necessary evil tonight, but still… Quote
The_annoying_one Posted yesterday at 10:39 AM Posted yesterday at 10:39 AM I’m officially saying “fuck this video game” and I have absolutely no shame in giving up. I play games for fun, not to struggle nonstop. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted 15 hours ago Posted 15 hours ago Wishful thinking but I really hope no one takes his bait just let that bullshit sink to the bottom 2 Quote
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