Awful Death Battles

[André Toulon]

Who ya got

VS

 

[The_annoying_one]

Eeyore all the way.

[André Toulon]

Today's match

VS

 

[[classic swim]]

SpongeBob wins before battle starts.

[naraku360]

I'd link to the Dio vs Alucard Death Battle, but that would require me to link to Death Battle.

[GuyBeardmane]

I say Beavis beats Spongebob.  Because even though he's Beavis, Spongebob is a sponge.

[Distortedreasoning]

spongebob over beavis. beavis more closer to reality while spongebob is probably closer to looney tunes cartoons. 

[André Toulon]

Today's battle.

(It was at this very moment buddy realized Eeyore vs Snuffy would have worked so much better for the election today)

VS

 

 

 

[GuyBeardmane]

Giving the nod to Cuphead and Mugman.  Lolo and Lala can only trap things in eggs momentarily, and they also got their asses kicked by Kirby.

[André Toulon]

Battle of the perpetual tutelists.

VS

 

[GuyBeardmane]

I've only played Ocarina, but I can't imagine Z Targeting being such a benefit that Navi doesn't get smashed by a robot.

[André Toulon]

9 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I've only played Ocarina, but I can't imagine Z Targeting being such a benefit that Navi doesn't get smashed by a robot.

Cl4pTrap is almost solely comic relief.

I seem to remember him getting weapons at one point....but I think he was "dreaming" or rebooting or some shit.

[discolé monade]

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[André Toulon]

Beavers, hands down 

[viperxmns]

  

 

vs

[GuyBeardmane]

Norbert and Daggett are definitely beating CatDog, because CatDog can't even cooperate with themself.

Caillou beats cocomelon baby, because he's at least a toddler and can throw punches.  Even if he has terminal cancer.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

3 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Norbert and Daggett are definitely beating CatDog, because CatDog can't even cooperate with themself.

 

The Angry Beavers are also famously angry, and that anger will lead them to a ferocious victory.

[discolé monade]

     vs.    

[GuyBeardmane]

Giving the nod to Finn and Jake.  Cow and Chicken have the whole super cartoony thing going on and Cow could become Super Cow for the fight, but I'm giving the edge to the ones with combat experience.

[GuyBeardmane]

5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

The Angry Beavers are also famously angry, and that anger will lead them to a ferocious victory.

Exactly.  Norbert may be chill af, but the brothers can lose their cool at a moment's notice.

[SwimOdin]

Achilles tendon vs anterior cruciate ligament (ACL)

[GuyBeardmane]

ACL wins, because the Achilles tendon being severed can actually kill.  I saw it in a movie.

[André Toulon]

Let me get this in before midnight, my time 

VS

 

[André Toulon]

Oh shit, forgot I was doing this

But it can always be revived

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

15 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Oh shit, forgot I was doing this

But it can always be revived

Buddy v. Sponges

[André Toulon]

VS

Which side can waste the most ammo

 

[GuyBeardmane]

G.I. Joe, because both sides can't hit a goddamn thing.  All them blue and red lasers just flying and hitting nothing.

[discolé monade]

   

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Edited November 26, 2024 by discolé monade