[classic swim] Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 ^ Imagine this dude crouched down at a Wal-Mart aisle picking up a lil tin can of hazelnut. You run up to put your butt in his face and go “oh yeah! You a BIG ASS BITCH!” Then you knee or kick him in the face and try to successfully run away. It’ll be viral online, so his baby mama leaves him. His own set will call him a pussy bitch and shoot him in the leg probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 Nah, I'ma do what I always do....pretend I'm the only person in Walmart, ignore any oral alerts and either avoid eye contact or administer very focused eye contact... depending on which one I feel like will make the other person avoid me as well. Ugh....I gotta go buy groceries today 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 10 Author Share Posted June 10 Good luck and safe shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 10 Author Share Posted June 10 Crapshot loved that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 2 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Crapshot loved that. Omg stop being a narcissist. I'll have you committed . . . to fuggs. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 10 Author Share Posted June 10 6 minutes ago, Insipid said: Omg stop being a narcissist. I'll have you committed . . . to fuggs. They caught her hooha at the Wal-Mart! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 Thanks Google. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scoobdog Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 Your tag says non-aggressive, but I'm definitely sensing a theme here.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 10 Author Share Posted June 10 Just now, scoobdog said: Your tag says non-aggressive, but I'm definitely sensing a theme here.... I’m a satirist! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 That’d make for one hell of a story on the 6:00 news. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 10 Author Share Posted June 10 You get an extra 20 million if you pull your pants down to stimulate his hook nose fucking your ass! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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viperxmns Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Fart counter includes farts made on gang members as well as non gang members and ghosts and ghost gang members 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 3 minutes ago, viperxmns said: Fart counter includes farts made on gang members as well as non gang members and ghosts and ghost gang members The system works!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 12 hours ago, [classic swim] said: ^ Imagine this dude crouched down at a Wal-Mart aisle picking up a lil tin can of hazelnut. You run up to put your butt in his face and go “oh yeah! You a BIG ASS BITCH!” Then you knee or kick him in the face and try to successfully run away. It’ll be viral online, so his baby mama leaves him. His own set will call him a pussy bitch and shoot him in the leg probably. The issue here is that I'd have to go into a Walmart. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 6 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: The issue here is that I'd have to go into a Walmart. Dick’s Sporting Goods? Bass Pro Shop? We can negotiate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 I support local tackle shops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Or maybe none of those things happens, who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 "Tonight on the 11 o clock news, the gas station on route 20 apparently exploded when one Mr. Bitch proceeded to flatulate excessively in the general direction of patrons and passersby" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 3 minutes ago, viperxmns said: "Tonight on the 11 o clock news, the gas station on route 20 apparently exploded when one Mr. Bitch proceeded to flatulate excessively in the general direction of patrons and passersby" The news can’t shy away from any potential gang affiliation. That doesn’t help keep our city streets clean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, [classic swim] said: Dick’s Sporting Goods? Bass Pro Shop? We can negotiate! A gang banger at a Bass Pro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: A gang banger at a Bass Pro? They go cross country sometimes! They might wanna get some gear just for the sake of it on the way out to the weed farm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 minute ago, [classic swim] said: They go cross country sometimes! They might wanna get some gear just for the sake of it on the way out to the weed farm. Well, they’re hanging out in the firearms section, so you fart at your own peril. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 16 hours ago, André Toulon said: Nah, I'ma do what I always do....pretend I'm the only person in Walmart, ignore any oral alerts and either avoid eye contact or administer very focused eye contact... depending on which one I feel like will make the other person avoid me as well. Ugh....I gotta go buy groceries today Has that ever worked with the old ladies that block the entire aisle with their cart while acting incredibly interested in the ingredients of a ear of corn? I swear they're a special breed of old cranky ladies who go to the store just looking for a fight Probably some secret fucking Cranky Grandma Cabal (CGC) that wait until exactly 22 mins after posted closing time to decide they don't want that fucking corn, then they all leave their carts exactly where they are, and emerge from the store brandishing the heads of poor souls who bumped their cart or looked at them, much like the band of the hawk carries their war trophies You should just do pick up, it's a game changer...and potential life saver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 Bar har har But in all seriousness, I was at Walmart once and a lady once farted loudly in the aisle me and someone else was in, smiled and said proudly, "I'm a nasty bitch". I still think about her. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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