A good way not to get hit on you

[ghostrek]

Walk up to someone and say have to wash their hair next Friday that's why you can't go out on a date.

You know how creepy that sounds

Edited April 3, 2024 by ghostrek

[Insipid]

Speaking from experience?

[ghostrek]

Just now, Insipid said:

Speaking from experience?

No a woman never walked up into me it said they have to wash my hair because I'm bald

[Insipid]

1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

No a woman never walked up into me it said they have to wash my hair because I'm bald

???

[[classic swim]]

ghostrek, what would ya do if you had a lady shave her bush and let you place it above your upper lip as a rockin’ stache so that if any other woman kissed you, they would be kissing part of her coochie as the ultimate power move?

[ghostrek]

5 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek, what would ya do if you had a lady shave her bush and let you place it above your upper lip as a rockin’ stache so that if any other woman kissed you, they would be kissing part of her coochie as the ultimate power move?

 

yes

[PenguinBoss]

I just want to say that this joke was only funny because Ghostrek posted it so I had no idea if "their" was a typo or not.

[André Toulon]

Boy, this started out really predictably, but that was a Shamalamadingdong twist right there.

[[classic swim]]

Audibly laughed out loud two separate times to the reply.

[Mode 7]

[The_annoying_one]

I am also in this thread…..

[naraku360]

9 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek, what would ya do if you had a lady shave her bush and let you place it above your upper lip as a rockin’ stache so that if any other woman kissed you, they would be kissing part of her coochie as the ultimate power move?

 

9 hours ago, ghostrek said:

 

yes

I like this thread.

[ghostrek]

On 4/4/2024 at 4:19 AM, naraku360 said:

 

I like this thread.

Looks like the old ghostrek is coming back

[scoobdog]

On 4/5/2024 at 12:00 PM, ghostrek said:

Looks like the old ghostrek is coming back

The old ghostrek could never time a “yes” that perfectly.

[GunStarHero]

[stilgar]

On 4/5/2024 at 3:00 PM, ghostrek said:

Looks like the old ghostrek is coming back

The one that was caught jerkin it in a broom closet?

[SwimOdin]

So walk up and tell them I have to wash their hair on Friday. Got it.

[GunStarHero]

9 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

So walk up and tell them I have to wash their hair on Friday. Got it.

[naraku360]

On 4/7/2024 at 12:05 AM, scoobdog said:

The old ghostrek could never time a “yes” that perfectly.

[txanimeluva]

On 4/3/2024 at 5:18 PM, ghostrek said:

Walk up to someone and say have to wash their hair next Friday that's why you can't go out on a date.

You know how creepy that sounds

Interesting…

[ghostrek]

1 minute ago, txanimeluva said:

Interesting…

?