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2023/24 NFL It’s a Hard Knock Life Shit Talking Thread

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Breaking his clavicle while yelling Jews did 9/11

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  On 11/13/2023 at 2:43 AM, 1pooh4u said:

I am giving you vicious eye daggers right about now 

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Love you, too, Pooh! *holds up heart hands*

Seriously, I thought y'all had it at the end. Zach Wilson is teh fail.

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  On 11/13/2023 at 4:17 AM, 1pooh4u said:

Fuckin Jets suck Zach Wilson is a fuckin douche 

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"This is the 55th anniversary season of the Heidi Game"

...so NBC couldn't have done the funniest possible thing a second time?

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  On 11/14/2023 at 5:47 AM, molarbear said:

oh man... did that end?

 

Awesome!!

I tried to watch the first half while I was working out, but there are only so many field goals a person can endure

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When the score was 15-15, I was like “ Cool, cool.  Touchdowns are overrated anyway.”  Then I went back to watching Antiques Roadshow.

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  On 11/15/2023 at 3:04 PM, Master-Debater131 said:

This will go down as the single worst trade in NFL history.

 

If it wasnt for the fact that he already got paid I would also say that it couldnt happen to a better guy. But he gets paid no matter what.

 

 

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His contract was gross fully guaranteed. The Browns are run by fuckin dbags 

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  On 11/15/2023 at 3:52 PM, 1pooh4u said:

His contract was gross fully guaranteed. The Browns are run by fuckin dbags 

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And they ran Baker out of town when all he did was give them everything he had, play hurt, and drag a weak team into the playoffs. The franchise gets what it deserves as far as Im concerned.

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  On 11/15/2023 at 3:04 PM, Master-Debater131 said:

This will go down as the single worst trade in NFL history.

 

If it wasnt for the fact that he already got paid I would also say that it couldnt happen to a better guy. But he gets paid no matter what.

 

 

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well darn

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Also, my Texans have now won three straight. The defense won the game for us.

C.J. Stroud didn't have a good day, throwing three interceptions. (Though one of them was definitely not his fault.) Still, 6-4 and a game back of Jacksonville heading into next week for a showdown against the Jaguars? I'm all for it!

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  On 11/19/2023 at 11:00 PM, SwimOdin said:

This is the first Jets game I’ve truly paid attention to, and…it makes me thankful for what I have. Happy Thanksgiving!

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They play Black Friday so I can regurgitate all the food I ate the night before. 
just awful 

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  On 11/19/2023 at 9:38 PM, 1pooh4u said:

Hopefully this post ages bad but jfc ugly 

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  On 11/19/2023 at 10:00 PM, Gemini said:

Also, my Texans have now won three straight. The defense won the game for us.

C.J. Stroud didn't have a good day, throwing three interceptions. (Though one of them was definitely not his fault.) Still, 6-4 and a game back of Jacksonville heading into next week for a showdown against the Jaguars? I'm all for it!

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I still can't believe how non-sarcastic this sentence is.

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  On 11/20/2023 at 12:05 AM, Seight said:

[Ron Howard voice]:

I still can't believe how non-sarcastic this sentence is.

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Hey, I hear ya. I didn't think we'd be in this position at all when the season started. Plus, we just equalled our win total over the past two seasons combined today, and we still have seven games to go. *mind blown*

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  On 11/20/2023 at 5:37 AM, Master-Debater131 said:

They did it again!

 

its some of the ugliest football you will ever see, but they keep finding ways to win.

 

5-5 baby!

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I'll be rooting for y'all to make the playoffs. (Just don't get in at our expense, please? lol)

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  On 11/21/2023 at 2:39 AM, 1pooh4u said:

Every once in a while I get to see what professional football looks like 

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*does "brush shoulder off" dance* You know, there's room on the bandwagon. lol (I'm sorry. I had to do it. lol)

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  On 11/21/2023 at 5:25 AM, Gemini said:

I'm offering you a spot on the Texans' bandwagon.

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Oooh!  Thank you but no thank you. I thought you were doing some sort of Taylor Swift thing that I couldn’t even begin to visualize.


 I actually like the Chiefs for a while now. since before Alex Smith. They had a no win season when they caught my attention. They were scrappy. I liked that. Don’t get me wrong when they play the jets I’m a jets fan all the way. I wasn’t watching the game cheering for both teams 😆

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Games at MetLife have an overwhelming number of fans from visiting teams. Especially during Jets games to the point that the home team can’t hear but sure we are worse than the fans eating literal horse shit in Philadelphia 😆

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  On 11/22/2023 at 4:07 PM, Master-Debater131 said:

As a Broncos fan. I can also confirm that there have been a ton of visiting fans in recent years. During the Manning Era? None. But now that we suck? Oh you better believe the roaches all come out of the woodwork.

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It almost makes you not want to go support your own team cuz you start feeling like an outsider at your own house.  Last game I was at I was completely surrounded by obnoxious Patriots fans.  On another occasion my boyfriend had to stop me from breaking of some bitches fingers cuz she put them in our face pointing and shouting “and you lost! And you lost!” after a loss to the Steelers 

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  On 11/22/2023 at 7:21 PM, 1pooh4u said:

It almost makes you not want to go support your own team cuz you start feeling like an outsider at your own house.  Last game I was at I was completely surrounded by obnoxious Patriots fans.  On another occasion my boyfriend had to stop me from breaking of some bitches fingers cuz she put them in our face pointing and shouting “and you lost! And you lost!” after a loss to the Steelers 

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I totally get it. I get wanting to go watch your team, but why do you have to be such a dick about it?

I actually wont go to the Chiefs games here anymore for that exact reason. The fans are some of the worst in sports and its just not fun. There have even been times where it legitimately doesnt feel safe to be there when the Chiefs fans show up.

 

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  On 11/22/2023 at 7:21 PM, 1pooh4u said:

It almost makes you not want to go support your own team cuz you start feeling like an outsider at your own house.  Last game I was at I was completely surrounded by obnoxious Patriots fans.  On another occasion my boyfriend had to stop me from breaking of some bitches fingers cuz she put them in our face pointing and shouting “and you lost! And you lost!” after a loss to the Steelers 

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In just about every sport, fans have ruined the game watching experience.  I've been really fortunate to attend some championship games and its hard enough to go through the emotions of dread, dejection then absolute jubilation when we win - having to deal with opposing fans that think it's ok to harass and abuse you really ruins the experience.  Although this isn't an NFL thing, it's all the worse when you're in a uniform and you're performing during the game and fans think you're fair game.

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  On 11/22/2023 at 7:34 PM, Master-Debater131 said:

I totally get it. I get wanting to go watch your team, but why do you have to be such a dick about it?

I actually wont go to the Chiefs games here anymore for that exact reason. The fans are some of the worst in sports and its just not fun. There have even been times where it legitimately doesnt feel safe to be there when the Chiefs fans show up.

 

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That’s a damn shame but yeah I get it.  It’s like c’mon man you’re visiting and you won don’t make it miserable for home team fans. That’s obnoxious af

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  On 11/22/2023 at 8:00 PM, scoobdog said:

In just about every sport, fans have ruined the game watching experience.  I've been really fortunate to attend some championship games and its hard enough to go through the emotions of dread, dejection then absolute jubilation when we win - having to deal with opposing fans that think it's ok to harass and abuse you really ruins the experience.  Although this isn't an NFL thing, it's all the worse when you're in a uniform and you're performing during the game and fans think you're fair game.

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An aside but I was watching a home game for the Rams and another for the Raiders both stadiums seemed to have more visiting fans than home. Although Vegas kinda makes sense being a huge tourist attraction to being with. 
Players kinda are fair game though and I’m not begrudging anyone flipping visiting players the bird. Just don’t throw shit at them or get over personal about it.  Some verbal abuse is bound to happen they’re public figures in a sense. 

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  On 11/22/2023 at 7:35 PM, Master-Debater131 said:

As a side note, I would probably pay good money to watch you whoop up some annoying Steelers fan.  That would be high quality TV.

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I was so fuckin pissed. Steeler fans suck. Particularly the females. They were dressed to go clubbing more than to see a game. Seriously I never saw so much skin tight pants and high ass heels at a game in my life like when the Steelers played. 

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  On 11/22/2023 at 9:44 PM, 1pooh4u said:

I was so fuckin pissed. Steeler fans suck. Particularly the females. They were dressed to go clubbing more than to see a game. Seriously I never saw so much skin tight pants and high ass heels at a game in my life like when the Steelers played. 

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I'm glad you mentioned that. I've always thought that women getting dolled up and being at a sporting event just to go to the club later was rather silly. I guess bringing a change of clothes is too much to ask? *shrugs*

What say you, pooh?

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  On 11/22/2023 at 10:49 PM, Gemini said:

I'm glad you mentioned that. I've always thought that women getting dolled up and being at a sporting event just to go to the club later was rather silly. I guess bringing a change of clothes is too much to ask? *shrugs*

What say you, pooh?

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Normally I wouldn’t clothing shame, but fuck those people, if they wanna hit the club after they can go home first and get ready there, besides wtf goes to clubs on a Sunday? 💩

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