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I hate the falcons. one of those teams that every time I decide “ok I’ll take them a little more seriously” and I pick them to win. They lose. Every. Friggin. Time 🫠😆🫠

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Breaking his clavicle while yelling Jews did 9/11

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1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

lol Philly took a shit for some reason they get beat by some of the worst teams in the nfl. 😆

The plan is "The Cowboys will be the 1 or 2 in the NFC playoffs, at which point THEY will also become fraudulent, as is tradition for Mike McCarthy."

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8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

“Misheard” more like paid the big bucks to conveniently go deaf temporarily. Usually they go temp blind. Temp deaf was completely new and not on my BINGO card. 

Apparently, Brad Allen’s crew has been under the microscope since blowing a blatant pass interference against the Chiefs.  I honestly don’t see how they aren’t fired at this point, let alone “down graded”.

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1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

Apparently, Brad Allen’s crew has been under the microscope since blowing a blatant pass interference against the Chiefs.  I honestly don’t see how they aren’t fired at this point, let alone “down graded”.

Honestly this shit feels so intentional like some higher up asshole thinks this bullshit and drama keeps things interesting so refs are asked to officiate as though they’re blind deaf and confused 

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36 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Honestly this shit feels so intentional like some higher up asshole thinks this bullshit and drama keeps things interesting so refs are asked to officiate as though they’re blind deaf and confused 

The NFL keeps thinking they’ve addressed all the criticism about biased officiating, then something like this happens.  Maybe there is an asshole creating chaos just to see shit burn, because if there is, he’s succeeding.  Only an absolute fucking idiot would think one player was reporting for another player and then thinks they lined up wrong, and yet he somehow became a NFL referee.

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1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

Honestly this shit feels so intentional like some higher up asshole thinks this bullshit and drama keeps things interesting so refs are asked to officiate as though they’re blind deaf and confused 

For a league that says things arent rigged, it really is amazing how often things play out exactly as if it were rigged

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1 minute ago, Master-Debater131 said:

For a league that says things arent rigged, it really is amazing how often things play out exactly as if it were rigged

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Its true though. There are a shocking amount of calls that have huge impacts on games that almost always go with either what the bookies need or the "better" result for the NFL.

Like, I am legitimately starting to wonder if things arent either being influenced or outright rigged.

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1 hour ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Its true though. There are a shocking amount of calls that have huge impacts on games that almost always go with either what the bookies need or the "better" result for the NFL.

Like, I am legitimately starting to wonder if things arent either being influenced or outright rigged.

At first I was joking when I mentioned the nfl deep state but now, if a crazy unlikely thing is a little possible, in the NFL it’s definitely going to happen and bad officiating, so idk if I’m joking anymore. Maybe some rich powerful people really are pulling strings to make things “interesting” and bets more profitable 

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I mean. I watch a lot of documentaries. I watched one from a ref that caught gambling and was ousted because he was sharing the gAme results with his golf buddies.

Also that the NFL is the only sports league that's governed under the exact rules as the WWE. I never looked into this but I've heard it more than once.

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9 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Well i have compared the NFL to pro wrestling more than once. Like a fuckin soap opera with all the individual player and team storylines.  

Some people just love drama, no matter how insignificant it may seem in the grand scheme of things. (Not pointing fingers. lol)

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13 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Well i have compared the NFL to pro wrestling more than once. Like a fuckin soap opera with all the individual player and team storylines.  

I like this idea because I can say "the Carolina Panthers are the Brandon Cutler of the NFL" now.

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The pro bowl is flag football now. I think it was last year as well. In 10-15 years maybe the nfl will be flag football. The NFFL the National Flag Football League. Would not watch 0/10

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Dalvin Cook is expected to clear waivers at any minute now. According to ESPN's Adam Schefter, he'll be clear to sign with anybody, and it's looking like he'll sign with a playoff contender.

Edit: Dalvin Cook has offiicially cleared waivers and is now a free agent. He is free to sign anywhere he chooses.

What say you, @1pooh4u?

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3 hours ago, Gemini said:

Dalvin Cook is expected to clear waivers at any minute now. According to ESPN's Adam Schefter, he'll be clear to sign with anybody, and it's looking like he'll sign with a playoff contender.

Edit: Dalvin Cook has offiicially cleared waivers and is now a free agent. He is free to sign anywhere he chooses.

What say you, @1pooh4u?

Idgaf he couldn’t do shit for the jets cuz the o line couldn’t keep holes open for him he also would miss blocks. Fuck him. He’ll probably get 10 TDs for Baltimore though as is the way it goes in Jets Land 

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1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

Aaron Rodgers needs more ayahuaska

 

I saw the part where he said "Kimmel's gonna hate it when the Epstein List comes out" and I thought to myself "not only is that fucking crazy but it also took WAY TOO FEW steps to get there."

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14 hours ago, Seight said:

I saw the part where he said "Kimmel's gonna hate it when the Epstein List comes out" and I thought to myself "not only is that fucking crazy but it also took WAY TOO FEW steps to get there."

This is exactly the type of shit that I dislike from Rodgers. He really needs to stfu w his batshit bananas theories and focus on getting right to play football.  He fucked over an entire team by manipulating everyone to get the players and coaches that he wanted. He wanted what was best for him and not the jets as a whole. He needs to think about that instead of who was off being a walking trash can on Epstein Island 

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Have I mentioned that C.J. Stroud is the real deal?

Well, in case I haven't, C.J. Stroud is the real deal! DID YOU SEE THAT PASS TO NICO COLLINS? WOW!

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22 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Have I mentioned that C.J. Stroud is the real deal?

Well, in case I haven't, C.J. Stroud is the real deal! DID YOU SEE THAT PASS TO NICO COLLINS? WOW!

My other half was losing his mind “why can’t the jets do this?!?” 😆😆

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18 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

My other half was losing his mind “why can’t the jets do this?!?” 😆😆

Because MetLife Stadium's turf is shit. lol (Sorry, pooh, but you know I'm right.)

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20 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Because MetLife Stadium's turf is shit. lol (Sorry, pooh, but you know I'm right.)

That has nothing to do with being unable to get a ready to use straight out the box rookie QB though 

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46 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

That has nothing to do with being unable to get a ready to use straight out the box rookie QB though 

Of course. That's an institutional problem. I should know because we had that problem for quite a while.

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My tv just asked me if I’m still watching (because I’ve been glued to my couch for hours) and I regrettably told it, yes I have. This has been a grinder of a game.

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31 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

That catch!

Yep! I was happy about that one, too.

Also, WE'RE (finally) BACK IN THE PLAYOFFS! WOO HOO!

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It is hilarious to me that of the three teams that picked a QB in the first round of the Draft, Houston is in the playoffs, Indianapolis almost made the playoffs, and Carolina is somehow even more on fire then they were last season.

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Tom Thayer (former Bear & current Bears Radio commentator - Packer Week): 

"I've never seen so many people pause their snow shoveling to give us the finger as we passed by in the Bears bus."

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I’m sad too and no way in hell I watch that UFL or wtf that football league is called that’s starting up in March. 
 

I’m not sad the jets season has over after today. Just a terrible season ☹️

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I can't believe I'm saying this. Thank you, Titans, for beating Jacksonville.

That means the HOUSTON TEXANS ARE AFC SOUTH DIVISION CHAMPIONS! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!

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2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Finally after 15 losses in a row NYJ beat NE ending that streak. 

Congratulations on hopefully killing off Bill Belichick once and for all!

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1 hour ago, Seight said:

Congratulations on hopefully killing off Bill Belichick once and for all!

Hopefully he rides off into the sunset, goes fucks himself, and we never see or hear from him ever again. 

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One of the commentators on the game was talkin about “Belichick knows all the nuances to the rules of the nfl” I died laughing practically cuz isn’t Belichick the same mother fucker who said “I misinterpreted the rules” when he got caught signal stealing? 😆

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