discolé monade Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 why didn't the pirate sit down? his booty got stolen. lol...get it....booty.... BOOTY. FFS 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 16 Author Share Posted April 16 (edited) 1 hour ago, discolé monade said: why didn't the pirate sit down? his booty got stolen. lol...get it....booty.... BOOTY. FFS Edited April 16 by André Toulon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 11 hours ago, discolé monade said: why didn't the pirate sit down? his booty got stolen. lol...get it....booty.... BOOTY. FFS Bite my shiny metal OH NO! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 The inventor of auto-correct died. His funnel is tomato. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 I asked a man if he was rich. He said “No, my name is Dave”. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 I ... I was addicted... to the hokey pokey...... BUT I TURNED MYSELF AROUND!!!!!!! dada da dun dat dat. stseeee 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 On 4/17/2024 at 8:36 AM, The_annoying_one said: The inventor of auto-correct died. His funnel is tomato. It was a ducking shame. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 6 hours ago, scoobdog said: It was a ducking shame. more like a dicking sham....amirite? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 21 minutes ago, discolé monade said: more like a dicking sham....amirite? My autocorrect never makes me sound that cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 7 hours ago, scoobdog said: It was a ducking shame. I still can’t believe this shot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 What’s a stoner’s favorite coffee? Iced mocha latte. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 20 Author Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said: What’s a stoner’s favorite coffee? Iced mocha latte. W... wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 (edited) 15 minutes ago, André Toulon said: W... wut Iced mocha latte. I smoke a lot, eh? Yeah, this one sucked. Edited April 20 by The_annoying_one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 20 Author Share Posted April 20 Oh....ok. They are not supposed to be gems....but I just didn't know what we were going for 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 11 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Iced mocha latte. I smoke a lot, eh? Yeah, this one sucked. That's a good one, probably just more conducive to saying out loud. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 I once pushed someone who was trying to fight me into an elevator going down. Still couldn't get a rise out of me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txanimeluva Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 What do you call a well balanced horse? .. Stable 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txanimeluva Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 What do you call an angry carrot? .. Steamed 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 I went to the hospital because I accidentally swallowed invisible ink. I’m still waiting to be seen. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txanimeluva Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 (edited) How do you make an eggroll? .. You push it Edited April 22 by txanimeluva 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 On 4/20/2024 at 12:19 PM, The_annoying_one said: Iced mocha latte. I smoke a lot, eh? Yeah, this one sucked. It didn’t suck. Buddy just really hates coffee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: It didn’t suck. Buddy just really hates coffee. I remember that now. I really wasn’t trying to trigger anybody here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txanimeluva Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 What’s red and bad for ur teeth? .. A brick 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 22 Author Share Posted April 22 24 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: I remember that now. I really wasn’t trying to trigger anybody here. Don't listen to scoob, I legit didn't get it and I don't hate mocha latte people because they generally have their own establishments to get those. I hate coffee loiterers who are in the way and having conversations with people who should be ringing up my food or gas. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txanimeluva Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 What do you call a factory that sells passable products? … A satisfactory 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 15 hours ago, André Toulon said: Don't listen to scoob, I legit didn't get it and I don't hate mocha latte people because they generally have their own establishments to get those. I hate coffee loiterers who are in the way and having conversations with people who should be ringing up my food or gas. I didn't get it either. Like I told Tao, it probably works a lot better being told aloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txanimeluva Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Why did the bicycle fall over? .. it was two tired 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 On 4/22/2024 at 11:29 AM, André Toulon said: Don't listen to scoob, I legit didn't get it and I don't hate mocha latte people because they generally have their own establishments to get those. I hate coffee loiterers who are in the way and having conversations with people who should be ringing up my food or gas. As someone who trains for one of said establishments....I too hate these motherfuckers. They need to get the fuck out of the way. If I wasn't getting paid, I would physically taze them to make them move. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Got tired of someone taking decorating a room too seriously. Threw a lamp at their head. Told them they need to lighten up. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 (edited) Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well. Edited April 24 by The_annoying_one 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txanimeluva Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 What do you call a fish with no eyes? .. A fsh 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Gonna get a bunch of hermit crabs, and put them in a tank. They're mingling crabs now. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txanimeluva Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 What did the duck say when it bought chapstick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 (edited) did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? he was FULLY covered. Edited April 26 by discolé monade 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 5 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: What did the duck say when it bought chapstick? nothing...ducks don't talk? nothing...ducks don't have lips? bill me for it? WHAT???? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 2 minutes ago, discolé monade said: nothing...ducks don't talk? nothing...ducks don't have lips? bill me for it? WHAT???? JUST PUT THAT SHIT ON MY BILL! DAMN! 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 What’s long, brown and sticky? A stick. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Want to see a show that only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 I just visited conjunctivitis.com. Truly a site for sore eyes. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 (edited) did you know, that when you die, your pupils are the last to go? because they dilate. Edited May 12 by discolé monade 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 I tried calling the tinnitus helpline. It just rings and rings and rings…… 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 12 Author Share Posted May 12 On 2/3/2024 at 9:29 AM, André Toulon said: 4 replies...this is a win This has gone well. Good to find out our greatest skill is being unfunny 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 12 Author Share Posted May 12 1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said: I tried calling the tinnitus helpline. It just rings and rings and rings…… The sad react isn't for the joke...that's a gudun....it just, I hear that shit is awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: The sad react isn't for the joke...that's a gudun....it just, I hear that shit is awful Yeah, I know. I got some sad reacts for posting this in meme form on FB. It might’ve been a step too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 3 hours ago, André Toulon said: The sad react isn't for the joke...that's a gudun....it just, I hear that shit is awful i have that. it fucking sucks. when i was a kid, 'that's someone talkin' about you'. or left ear 'someone talkin' about you'. huh? stupid ass old wive's tales. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Man tells his doctor, “I think I’m shrinking!” The doc says, “Now, calm down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 if kaitlyn jenner was on a superhero team, what team would they be on? x-men 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 (edited) Edited May 18 by discolé monade 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Did you hear about the zoo that only had one dog in the entire place? It was a Shih Tzu. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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