Groaners

[discolé monade]

why didn't the pirate sit down?

his booty got stolen.

 

lol...get it....booty....

BOOTY. FFS

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

why didn't the pirate sit down?

his booty got stolen.

 

lol...get it....booty....

BOOTY. FFS

 

Edited April 16, 2024 by André Toulon

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

11 hours ago, discolé monade said:

why didn't the pirate sit down?

his booty got stolen.

 

lol...get it....booty....

BOOTY. FFS

Bite my shiny metal OH NO!

[The_annoying_one]

The inventor of auto-correct died.

His funnel is tomato.

[The_annoying_one]

I asked a man if he was rich.

He said “No, my name is Dave”.

[discolé monade]

I ... I was addicted...

to the 

hokey pokey......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUT I TURNED MYSELF AROUND!!!!!!!

 

dada da dun dat dat. stseeee

[scoobdog]

On 4/17/2024 at 8:36 AM, The_annoying_one said:

The inventor of auto-correct died.

His funnel is tomato.

It was a ducking shame.

[discolé monade]

6 hours ago, scoobdog said:

It was a ducking shame.

more like a dicking sham....amirite?

[scoobdog]

21 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

more like a dicking sham....amirite?

My autocorrect never makes me sound that cool.

[The_annoying_one]

7 hours ago, scoobdog said:

It was a ducking shame.

I still can’t believe this shot.

[The_annoying_one]

What’s a stoner’s favorite coffee?

Iced mocha latte.

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said:

What’s a stoner’s favorite coffee?

Iced mocha latte.

W... wut 

[The_annoying_one]

15 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

W... wut 

Iced mocha latte.

I smoke a lot, eh?

Yeah, this one sucked.

Edited April 20, 2024 by The_annoying_one

[André Toulon]

Oh....ok. 

They are not supposed to be gems....but I just didn't know what we were going for 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

11 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

Iced mocha latte.

I smoke a lot, eh?

Yeah, this one sucked.

That's a good one, probably just more conducive to saying out loud.

[lupin_bebop]

I once pushed someone who was trying to fight me into an elevator going down.

Still couldn't get a rise out of me.

[txanimeluva]

What do you call a well balanced horse?

.. Stable

[txanimeluva]

What do you call an angry carrot?

 

.. Steamed 

[The_annoying_one]

I went to the hospital because I accidentally swallowed invisible ink.

I’m still waiting to be seen.

[txanimeluva]

How do you make an eggroll?

.. You push it

Edited April 22, 2024 by txanimeluva

[scoobdog]

On 4/20/2024 at 12:19 PM, The_annoying_one said:

Iced mocha latte.

I smoke a lot, eh?

Yeah, this one sucked.

It didn’t suck.  Buddy just really hates coffee.

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

It didn’t suck.  Buddy just really hates coffee.

I remember that now. I really wasn’t trying to trigger anybody here. 

[txanimeluva]

What’s red and bad for ur teeth?

 

..  A brick

[André Toulon]

24 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I remember that now. I really wasn’t trying to trigger anybody here. 

Don't listen to scoob, I legit didn't get it and I don't hate mocha latte people because they generally have their own establishments to get those. 

I hate coffee loiterers who are in the way and having conversations with people who should be ringing up my food or gas.

[txanimeluva]

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

 

… A satisfactory

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

15 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Don't listen to scoob, I legit didn't get it and I don't hate mocha latte people because they generally have their own establishments to get those. 

I hate coffee loiterers who are in the way and having conversations with people who should be ringing up my food or gas.

I didn't get it either. Like I told Tao, it probably works a lot better being told aloud.

[txanimeluva]

Why did the bicycle fall over?

 

.. it was two tired

[lupin_bebop]

On 4/22/2024 at 11:29 AM, André Toulon said:

Don't listen to scoob, I legit didn't get it and I don't hate mocha latte people because they generally have their own establishments to get those. 

I hate coffee loiterers who are in the way and having conversations with people who should be ringing up my food or gas.

As someone who trains for one of said establishments....I too hate these motherfuckers. They need to get the fuck out of the way. If I wasn't getting paid, I would physically taze them to make them move.

[lupin_bebop]

Got tired of someone taking decorating a room too seriously.
Threw a lamp at their head.

Told them they need to lighten up.

[The_annoying_one]

Why did the man fall down the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

Edited April 24, 2024 by The_annoying_one

[txanimeluva]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

.. A fsh 

[lupin_bebop]

Gonna get a bunch of hermit crabs, and put them in a tank.
They're mingling crabs now.

[txanimeluva]

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

 

because then it would be a foot

[PhilosipherStoned]

What did the duck say when it bought chapstick?

[discolé monade]

did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine?

he was FULLY covered. 

Edited April 26, 2024 by discolé monade

[discolé monade]

5 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

What did the duck say when it bought chapstick?

nothing...ducks don't talk?

nothing...ducks don't have lips?

bill me for it?

WHAT????

[PhilosipherStoned]

2 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

nothing...ducks don't talk?

nothing...ducks don't have lips?

bill me for it?

WHAT????

JUST PUT THAT SHIT ON MY BILL! DAMN! 

[The_annoying_one]

What’s long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

[Insipid]

Want to see a show that only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

[The_annoying_one]

I just visited conjunctivitis.com.

Truly a site for sore eyes.

[discolé monade]

did you know, that when you die, your pupils are the last to go?

 

because they dilate. 

Edited May 12, 2024 by discolé monade

[The_annoying_one]

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline.

It just rings and rings and rings……

[André Toulon]

On 2/3/2024 at 9:29 AM, André Toulon said:

4 replies...this is a win

This has gone well. 

Good to find out our greatest skill is being unfunny

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said:

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline.

It just rings and rings and rings……

The sad react isn't for the joke...that's a gudun....it just, I hear that shit is awful

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

The sad react isn't for the joke...that's a gudun....it just, I hear that shit is awful

Yeah, I know. I got some sad reacts for posting this in meme form on FB. It might’ve been a step too far.

[discolé monade]

3 hours ago, André Toulon said:

The sad react isn't for the joke...that's a gudun....it just, I hear that shit is awful

i have that. 

 it fucking sucks. 

when i was a kid, 'that's someone talkin' about you'. or left ear 'someone talkin' about you'. 

huh?

stupid ass old wive's tales. 

[The_annoying_one]

Man tells his doctor, “I think I’m shrinking!”

The doc says, “Now, calm down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.”

[discolé monade]

if kaitlyn jenner was on a superhero team, what team would they be on?

 

x-men

 

[discolé monade]

Edited May 18, 2024 by discolé monade

[The_annoying_one]

Did you hear about the zoo that only had one dog in the entire place?

It was a Shih Tzu.