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ok, so, let's say it's possible to be immortal...


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...by eating babies.

Are we not even going to discuss it?

Like, we don't even have all the information and from what I can gather, neither do the QAnon people.

I would just like to ask some questions:

How many babies? How Often? What qualifies as a baby? Do I get any other powers?

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21 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

You could dance around this possibly by simply eating veal and not human babies.

A cow?

You think eating cows will make us immortal?

Hell, it might be the opposite. Hindus seem pretty damn sure about reincarnation. You could argue that's a type of immortality.

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9 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

If you have to ask these questions, you are clearly not ready to shoulder the responsibility.

of living forever?

oh shit, i'm gonna have to start caring about global warming and forever wars and all this other shit.

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3 minutes ago, Lynnrael said:

what if it's just one and only once, but then you can't die, but the planet becomes uninhabitable and you have to spend eternity on a dead planet?

I'd finally be able to get some reading done. I've always wanted to read a book.

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12 minutes ago, Lynnrael said:

what if it's just one and only once, but then you can't die, but the planet becomes uninhabitable and you have to spend eternity on a dead planet?

 

7 minutes ago, Mix said:

I'd finally be able to get some reading done. I've always wanted to read a book.

but none of the books survived. no magazines, no cereal boxes. nothing. 

not one shred of reading material. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Mix said:

...by eating babies.

Are we not even going to discuss it?

Like, we don't even have all the information and from what I can gather, neither do the QAnon people.

I would just like to ask some questions:

How many babies? How Often? What qualifies as a baby? Do I get any other powers?

I just avoid people, pet as many dogs as possible, and use sun screen frequently

 

I think I look pretty damn good for a 673 year old below average person

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36 minutes ago, viperxmns said:

It's just you and the cockroaches

And then you have to keep stepping on cockroaches in the shape of letters to create words out of cockroaches  to make sentences to make reading material out of cockroaches 

So, start a war with the only other living things around?

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34 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I just avoid people, pet as many dogs as possible, and use sun screen frequently

 

I think I look pretty damn good for a 673 year old below average person

If you didn't like dogs so much I'd think you were a vampire. That's how young and pale you look.

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22 hours ago, Mix said:

...by eating babies.

Are we not even going to discuss it?

Like, we don't even have all the information and from what I can gather, neither do the QAnon people.

I would just like to ask some questions:

How many babies? How Often? What qualifies as a baby? Do I get any other powers?

  ain't there like a story in Greek mythology about that

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17 hours ago, molarbear said:

*looked

I think if I cut my hair this is gonna be the time where it's all gray underneath......#thankschool

Did I do that right?

 

So school is like a presidential term for you?

Four years and you come out looking like you were struck by lightning.

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