Popular Post molarbear Posted June 27, 2023 Popular Post Posted June 27, 2023 but someone named @Raptorpat keeps pm'ing me promising to fix all my back problems by replacing my spine with his "Thorny Raptor Tail" for 30 easy payments of $11.99 10 Quote
Vela Posted June 27, 2023 Posted June 27, 2023 Things you should never do: Neglect your health Lie to yourself Depend solely on others for constant love, attention or entertainment Waist time on people who make you feel worthless Dwell on your past or your mistakes Blame your problems on others Obsess about other people's words Stick Raptorpats' tail inside you 5 Quote
molarbear Posted June 27, 2023 Author Posted June 27, 2023 14 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: spam bot i think. I knew it cared too much about my broken penis 1 1 Quote
molarbear Posted June 27, 2023 Author Posted June 27, 2023 14 hours ago, Vela said: Things you should never do: Neglect your health Lie to yourself Depend solely on others for constant love, attention or entertainment Waist time on people who make you feel worthless Dwell on your past or your mistakes Blame your problems on others Obsess about other people's words Stick Raptorpats' tail inside you ....I notice "Licking a 9 volt battery to check if it's still got juice" is not on this list I can continue to live freely 5 Quote
molarbear Posted June 27, 2023 Author Posted June 27, 2023 8 hours ago, Seight said: WHAT A DEAL! 4 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Totally legit. No shit? Someone walk me through how to buy Raptor currency 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 27, 2023 Posted June 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, molarbear said: No shit? Someone walk me through how to buy Raptor currency You don’t buy Raptor Currency. Raptor Currency buys you. Quote
Vamped Posted June 27, 2023 Posted June 27, 2023 Sounds like a ripoff.... Does it make you go fast like the Sandivestan in Cyberpunk? Why get a new spine and be slow? 1 Quote
Seight Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 4 hours ago, molarbear said: No shit? Someone walk me through how to buy Raptor currency First you must find the nearest Sinclair gas station Quote
tsar4 Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 20 hours ago, molarbear said: for 30 easy payments of $11.99 BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! 1 Quote
molarbear Posted June 28, 2023 Author Posted June 28, 2023 7 hours ago, Vamped said: Sounds like a ripoff.... Does it make you go fast like the Sandivestan in Cyberpunk? Why get a new spine and be slow? I dunno They haven't responded since I made this thread @Raptorpat did you try to hold tiny Lt Dancer a little too close(r)? Quote
molarbear Posted June 28, 2023 Author Posted June 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Seight said: First you must find the nearest Sinclair gas station ? There's still quite a few of those around Quote
molarbear Posted June 28, 2023 Author Posted June 28, 2023 3 hours ago, tsar4 said: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! how long do I gotta wait? Quote
Vela Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 9 hours ago, molarbear said: ....I notice "Licking a 9 volt battery to check if it's still got juice" is not on this list I can continue to live freely Hey, if that's what gets it up... 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: Hey, if that's what gets it up... Wait.... I thought it was broken.... Quote
Raptorpat Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 ONLY 69 PAYMENTS of $4.20 AND YOUR PENIS CAN BE AS BROKEN AS MOLARBEAR'S 5 Quote
Distortedreasoning Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 10 hours ago, molarbear said: I knew it cared too much about my broken penis thats the giveaway. Quote
tsar4 Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 5 hours ago, molarbear said: how long do I gotta wait? A Sunth of Mondays Quote
molarbear Posted June 29, 2023 Author Posted June 29, 2023 20 hours ago, Raptorpat said: ONLY 69 PAYMENTS of $4.20 AND YOUR PENIS CAN BE AS BROKEN AS MOLARBEAR'S ..... YOU TOLD ME IT WAS UNIQUE! Quote
molarbear Posted June 29, 2023 Author Posted June 29, 2023 15 hours ago, tsar4 said: A Sunth of Mondays Can you convert that to Cubits for me? Quote
tsar4 Posted June 29, 2023 Posted June 29, 2023 18 minutes ago, molarbear said: Can you convert that to Cubits for me? Roughly a Q*bert of Cubits. Quote
eklipse Posted July 1, 2023 Posted July 1, 2023 On 6/26/2023 at 10:01 PM, molarbear said: but someone named @Raptorpat keeps pm'ing me promising to fix all my back problems by replacing my spine with his "Thorny Raptor Tail" for 30 easy payments of $11.99 Only 30 easy payments of $11.99 you say? This would be more convenient than carrying around mace… 🤔 Quote
InsaneFox Posted July 1, 2023 Posted July 1, 2023 On 6/27/2023 at 1:01 AM, molarbear said: but someone named @Raptorpat keeps pm'ing me promising to fix all my back problems by replacing my spine with his "Thorny Raptor Tail" for 30 easy payments of $11.99 Sounds like a good deal my guy. 1 Quote
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