Popular Post molarbear Posted June 27, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2023 but someone named @Raptorpat keeps pm'ing me promising to fix all my back problems by replacing my spine with his "Thorny Raptor Tail" for 30 easy payments of $11.99 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 spam bot i think. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Things you should never do: Neglect your health Lie to yourself Depend solely on others for constant love, attention or entertainment Waist time on people who make you feel worthless Dwell on your past or your mistakes Blame your problems on others Obsess about other people's words Stick Raptorpats' tail inside you 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 WHAT A DEAL! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Totally legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 27, 2023 Author Share Posted June 27, 2023 14 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: spam bot i think. I knew it cared too much about my broken penis 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 27, 2023 Author Share Posted June 27, 2023 14 hours ago, Vela said: Things you should never do: Neglect your health Lie to yourself Depend solely on others for constant love, attention or entertainment Waist time on people who make you feel worthless Dwell on your past or your mistakes Blame your problems on others Obsess about other people's words Stick Raptorpats' tail inside you ....I notice "Licking a 9 volt battery to check if it's still got juice" is not on this list I can continue to live freely 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 27, 2023 Author Share Posted June 27, 2023 8 hours ago, Seight said: WHAT A DEAL! 4 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Totally legit. No shit? Someone walk me through how to buy Raptor currency 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, molarbear said: No shit? Someone walk me through how to buy Raptor currency You don’t buy Raptor Currency. Raptor Currency buys you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Sounds like a ripoff.... Does it make you go fast like the Sandivestan in Cyberpunk? Why get a new spine and be slow? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 4 hours ago, molarbear said: No shit? Someone walk me through how to buy Raptor currency First you must find the nearest Sinclair gas station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 20 hours ago, molarbear said: for 30 easy payments of $11.99 BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 28, 2023 Author Share Posted June 28, 2023 7 hours ago, Vamped said: Sounds like a ripoff.... Does it make you go fast like the Sandivestan in Cyberpunk? Why get a new spine and be slow? I dunno They haven't responded since I made this thread @Raptorpat did you try to hold tiny Lt Dancer a little too close(r)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 28, 2023 Author Share Posted June 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Seight said: First you must find the nearest Sinclair gas station ? There's still quite a few of those around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 28, 2023 Author Share Posted June 28, 2023 3 hours ago, tsar4 said: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! how long do I gotta wait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 9 hours ago, molarbear said: ....I notice "Licking a 9 volt battery to check if it's still got juice" is not on this list I can continue to live freely Hey, if that's what gets it up... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: Hey, if that's what gets it up... Wait.... I thought it was broken.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 ONLY 69 PAYMENTS of $4.20 AND YOUR PENIS CAN BE AS BROKEN AS MOLARBEAR'S 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 10 hours ago, molarbear said: I knew it cared too much about my broken penis thats the giveaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 5 hours ago, molarbear said: how long do I gotta wait? A Sunth of Mondays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 29, 2023 Author Share Posted June 29, 2023 20 hours ago, Raptorpat said: ONLY 69 PAYMENTS of $4.20 AND YOUR PENIS CAN BE AS BROKEN AS MOLARBEAR'S ..... YOU TOLD ME IT WAS UNIQUE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 29, 2023 Author Share Posted June 29, 2023 15 hours ago, tsar4 said: A Sunth of Mondays Can you convert that to Cubits for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 18 minutes ago, molarbear said: Can you convert that to Cubits for me? Roughly a Q*bert of Cubits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eklipse Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 On 6/26/2023 at 10:01 PM, molarbear said: but someone named @Raptorpat keeps pm'ing me promising to fix all my back problems by replacing my spine with his "Thorny Raptor Tail" for 30 easy payments of $11.99 Only 30 easy payments of $11.99 you say? This would be more convenient than carrying around mace… 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 On 6/27/2023 at 1:01 AM, molarbear said: but someone named @Raptorpat keeps pm'ing me promising to fix all my back problems by replacing my spine with his "Thorny Raptor Tail" for 30 easy payments of $11.99 Sounds like a good deal my guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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