Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: Wh...why did this have me hysterical... Imma paint you with my eye blood, y'all! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Imma paint you with my eye blood, y'all! It's like...so much too XD lmao but enough to distress a lion?! How much aim does it take to squirt your eyeball blood directly into someone else's eyeball? XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 That looks like a cougar, actually. Could it have been a...HOUSTON COUGAR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: That looks like a cougar, actually. Could it have been a...HOUSTON COUGAR? Oh my lord, CALM DOWN you! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Vela said: Oh my lord, CALM DOWN you! 😂 What? They (as in we) are gonna be conference rivals again when the University of Houston joins the Big XII Conference on July 1. lol Edited January 7, 2023 by hornedlizardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 5 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: What? They (as in we) are gonna be conference rivals again when the University of Houston joins the Big XII Conference on July 1. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Vela said: "What is...laughter?" Edited January 7, 2023 by hornedlizardman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 hours ago, hornedlizardman said: "What is...laughter?" It sounds a lot like what I'm doing now that I've seen this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 How did a thread about fast food turn into…whatever the fuck this is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Just now, The_annoying_one said: How did a thread about fast food turn into…whatever the fuck this is? Magical fairy dust that came out of some unicorn's pee hole? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 12 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Magical fairy dust that came out of some unicorn's pee hole? Quit talking about my peehole, I gave you no such permission. Wait, actually I was going to commend you for a successful hijacking. I didn't know you spewed fairy dust, nor did I realize how paranoid I must be about my peehole NOBODYLOOKATME!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 18 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: How did a thread about fast food turn into…whatever the fuck this is? Tell me something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Vela said: Tell me something... I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout nothin’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, Vela said: Quit talking about my peehole, I gave you no such permission. Wait, actually I was going to commend you for a successful hijacking. I didn't know you spewed fairy dust, nor did I realize how paranoid I must be about my peehole NOBODYLOOKATME!!! But...you said I could look. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 8 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout nothin’. Shiznit you'reasmartone! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 10 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout nothin’. I'm so glad Huggy Bear is still with us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 6 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: But...you said I could look. >_> As fickle as the wind...or my keyboard as I hit something and now the LEDs are blinding me...I COULDN'T EVEN TELL IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME OR NOT RIGHT NOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Okay I fixed it...there's a key that I've never pressed before, has the icon of a bright light...I'm such a genius. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Vela said: As fickle as the wind...or my keyboard as I hit something and now the LEDs are blinding me...I COULDN'T EVEN TELL IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME OR NOT RIGHT NOW Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. She got down, but she never got tired. She's gonna make it through the night. I'm glad you fixed it. Now you can see that random ninja over there about to throw his shuriken at you! Quick! KILL HIM! Edited January 7, 2023 by hornedlizardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Just now, hornedlizardman said: Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. She got down, but she never got tired. She's gonna make it through the night. CAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RIGHT NOW. Sorry, I've gotten really yelly tonight, I can tone it back, this is something I can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. She got down, but she never got tired. She's gonna make it through the night. Also I'm legit laughing at myself because I really thought the words were, 'revved up like a deuce until I road her in the night,' I swear I've always thought that until now 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) It's okay. You're perfectly fine. I just like quoting lyrics from my favorite song written by Bruce Springsteen. (Only because he's not the one who made it famous. Manfred Mann's Earth Band did. I can't stand Springsteen. And frankly, I like your version better. *winky face* Oops. Can't do that.) Edited January 7, 2023 by hornedlizardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 21 hours ago, André Toulon said: My daughter loves McDonald's and I hope she grows out of it but we stopped by the other day and normally I don't get shit but I have fond memories of the big Mac and they were BOGO. Most disgusting thing I've tried to consume in years....I have no clue why I loved these things Similar situation for me since that was one of the main places we'd go when I was a kid and I loved getting a Happy Meal for more than just the toy. My girlfriend likes them a lot, damn near loves them if you consider how often she winds up eating there whenever we do get fast food. I never want anything from them, not even a drink. Much rather have Burger King tbh. Well, rather have most any other place's burger in general. I kept trying to show her other places, and she'd enjoy them but always default back to McDonald's. Almost maddening for me at this point lol 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 6 hours ago, katt_goddess said: I don't often have problems with McDs which is good because it's usually one of the few places in the airport that I know exists and I can get something from. That and coffee. Well, I mean, more for you, right? Only McDonald's I'd consider going to is one abroad, but at that point I have much better options anyways, I'd hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Well, I mean, more for you, right? Only McDonald's I'd consider going to is one abroad, but at that point I have much better options anyways, I'd hope. Yes. Like Jack in the Box. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 29 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Well, I mean, more for you, right? Only McDonald's I'd consider going to is one abroad, but at that point I have much better options anyways, I'd hope. I went to one when I was studying abroad once because I was curious about ketchup! >.> almost had my bag stolen by a nine year old in the McDonalds in France, she had an accomplice and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 35 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Yes. Like Jack in the Box. They don’t have Jack in the Box abroad… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: They don’t have Jack in the Box abroad… Of course, they don't. I should've clarified that one is better off getting it before leaving to go abroad. My bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, Vela said: I went to one when I was studying abroad once because I was curious about ketchup! >.> almost had my bag stolen by a nine year old in the McDonalds in France, she had an accomplice and everything. "Quickly, Noelle! Grab zee Amehreecahn's bag when she is not looking!" "Oui oui, Alize!" "Shit! She caught us. Run away!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 5 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: "Quickly, Noelle! Grab zee Amehreecahn's bag when she is not looking!" "Oui oui, Alize!" "Shit! She caught us. Run away!" 😄It was more like, the 9 year old "Please, I'm hungry, can I have a fry?" while the six year old put his foot on my bag strap and slowly slid it out from under the booth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 5 minutes ago, Vela said: 😄It was more like, the 9 year old "Please, I'm hungry, can I have a fry?" while the six year old put his foot on my bag strap and slowly slid it out from under the booth. Oh, crap! I'm glad you caught on to what they were doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 40 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Oh, crap! I'm glad you caught on to what they were doing. I wasn't even mad they were both so cute. I basically wagged my finger at them and was like, "Ohhhhhh you almost got me!" And they literally giggled and ran out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: I wasn't even mad they were both so cute. I basically wagged my finger at them and was like, "Ohhhhhh you almost got me!" And they literally giggled and ran out. Well, I'm glad it turned into a better experience than it could've been. This is why I'm afraid to travel abroad. (I've yet to even set foot outside the United States.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, hornedlizardman said: Well, I'm glad it turned into a better experience than it could've been. This is why I'm afraid to travel abroad. (I've yet to even set foot outside the United States.) No very true, my passport was in that bag, but I was keen about my bag and I almost didn't put it down in the first place. That was way back when the throwing babies meme was out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: No very true, my passport was in that bag, but I was keen about my bag and I almost didn't put it down in the first place. That was way back when the throwing babies meme was out there. Very nice! Also, that's absolutely insane! Thursday night, I was watching a flashback video on Facebook of a pro wrestler named Gene Snitsky punting a fake baby out of the ring into the crowd. (It was WWE and they made sure they televised it on Raw. lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 9 hours ago, Vela said: The deadly nipple tweak. I believe we call that a "purple nurple." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 3 hours ago, Vela said: Also I'm legit laughing at myself because I really thought the words were, 'revved up like a deuce until I road her in the night,' I swear I've always thought that until now 😂 Well at least you didn't think deuce was "douche," like.... literally everyone else on this planet (me included). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 22 hours ago, Vela said: Dunkins is on just about every corner where I live. Probably because I'm close to where it originated, Massachusetts. Who goes to McDs for coffee? 😂 There is no Dunkins around here unless you count the stuff already in bottles sold at the grocery stores. I can only get the real thing when I'm at the Hartsfield-Jackson airport in Atlanta so it's usually part of the leaving Atlanta ritual of McD's and coffees. Except this past year when I got super sick at the airport and had difficulties getting home upright [ COVID is a bitch ]. I didn't get mah Dunkins and I'm still cheesed about it. 8 more months to go for Dunkins. -.-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 18 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: How did a thread about fast food turn into…whatever the fuck this is? There is a direct correlation between Odin eating fast food and a horned lizard shooting blood out of itself at a coyote. I'm just not going to be the one to spell it all out. >.< 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 3 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: There is a direct correlation between Odin eating fast food and a horned lizard shooting blood out of itself at a coyote. I'm just not going to be the one to spell it all out. >.< Can I tell him? Pleeeeeeeeease? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Just now, hornedlizardman said: Can I tell him? Pleeeeeeeeease? I'm just waiting for Odin to show up and start in on a very 'Carrie' description of his last adventure. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Just now, katt_goddess said: I'm just waiting for Odin to show up and start in on a very 'Carrie' description of his last adventure. Oh, God. That would be hilarious! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 18 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I believe we call that a "purple nurple." Funny that nip is another word for 'pinch'. Although whenever I think about blanching (forcing blood into or out of vessels) I think of lipstick. Also HI TINY HAND TWIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 18 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well at least you didn't think deuce was "douche," like.... literally everyone else on this planet (me included). ...or continue to sing it that way even with that knowledge... ...just me then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 4 hours ago, katt_goddess said: There is no Dunkins around here unless you count the stuff already in bottles sold at the grocery stores. I can only get the real thing when I'm at the Hartsfield-Jackson airport in Atlanta so it's usually part of the leaving Atlanta ritual of McD's and coffees. Except this past year when I got super sick at the airport and had difficulties getting home upright [ COVID is a bitch ]. I didn't get mah Dunkins and I'm still cheesed about it. 8 more months to go for Dunkins. -.-; You past the COVIDz now? All good, no lasting effects? I got it early on before it wide spread, at one point I forced myself out of bed thinking I had pneumonia in my lungs and if I didn't get up and move around that would be the end of me, then I got better. Well, I got better, worse and THEN better. I'd be pretty bothered too. I'm one of those ppl that will get in the mood for something and not be satisfied until I get it, weeks, months...ehhhhh maybe not years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 13 minutes ago, Vela said: You past the COVIDz now? All good, no lasting effects? I got it early on before it wide spread, at one point I forced myself out of bed thinking I had pneumonia in my lungs and if I didn't get up and move around that would be the end of me, then I got better. Well, I got better, worse and THEN better. I'd be pretty bothered too. I'm one of those ppl that will get in the mood for something and not be satisfied until I get it, weeks, months...ehhhhh maybe not years. Goodness! Okay then. Persistence pays off. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 (edited) On 1/6/2023 at 6:57 PM, katt_goddess said: I don't often have problems with McDs which is good because it's usually one of the few places in the airport that I know exists and I can get something from. That and coffee. McDonalds is one of my safe foods too(minus the nuggets). It might be because their Big Macs are mostly bread and their fries don't tend to be oily. I have no idea if my stomach can tolerate Five Guys well because of how large their fry servings are. My stomach will be in pain just from eating all of those potatoes. Haven't been lately because their prices went way too high for me. Edited January 8, 2023 by DragonSinger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: McDonalds is one of my safe foods too(minus the nuggets). It might be because their Big Macs are mostly bread and their fries don't tend to be oily. I have no idea if my stomach can tolerate Five Guys well because of how large their fry servings are. My stomach will be in pain just from eating all of those potatoes. Haven't been lately because their prices went way too high for me. If they bring back fried pies, I'll give em another shake....But I feel our realtionship is over aftetr that last big mac 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, cyberbully said: If they bring back fried pies, I'll give em another shake....But I feel our realtionship is over aftetr that last big mac The ones in my area have fried pies, but I usually get their Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese when I actually go there, which is very rare. Give me Whataburger, Burger King, or Jack in the Box any day of the week over McDonalds! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 (edited) 9 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: The ones in my area have fried pies, but I usually get their Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese when I actually go there, which is very rare. Give me Whataburger, Burger King, or Jack in the Box any day of the week over McDonalds! Ugh, Whataburger is just slighly above McDees for me....Their cheese is terrible....It's familiar but I can't place where I've tasted it....Feels like on something frozen. Their fries are good, but I'm not a fry eater....I usually grab a few and give them to my daughter because she's a potato monster. It doesn't help the the one in town is always packed and is the only thing besides Ihop thats open 24/7 here so 3am munchies will have you sitting in line for an hour for a shitty burger....And yes, this is a Casino town....It's always packed at 3am Edited January 8, 2023 by cyberbully 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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