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Robots in the workplace continue to spread, ice cream machines at McDonalds remain broken


Jman

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That's a huge reason I left trucking. Like sure whatever let Bender drive a truck and let me know how that works out. Feels good to not have to make like $100K+ a year just to live like a regular person. Also, average life span of a truck driver in the US? 61. Average life expectancy for American men in general is 78. They can have it. 

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5 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Now everyone can stop shouting about how the people who already work two jobs aren't working at Taco Johns too.

If it was anything like the Taco John's I worked across the street from, you couldn't work there unless you were a very attractive female HS student.

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6 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Good.

Now everyone can stop shouting about how the people who already work two jobs aren't working at Taco Johns too.

Then once there's not as much competition among businesses for the limited resource of available workers, those businesses can finally lower their wages and stop inflation.

That's all very well and good. Until the robots learn about that sweet sweet special grade oil used by Tachikomas. 

Then the slaughter begins unless the demands are met.

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  • 9 months later...

Technology and mother nature will Collab to kill us and we'll be the ones that force the marriage. 

We, being lazy will try to create a robot to solve the pollution and energy crisis, technology will learn and logically determine that nature and man cannot coexist and by our own hand they will simply decide to eliminate us. 

They will do it with cheap, Chinese electronics that we purchase from wish, Temu and the newly founded Kill All Humans app with Bender as a spokesperson using the AI generated voice of DiMaggio

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