Codename: Jackass Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Why am I still awake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 Just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 I've just stopped asking I should have stopped asking a long time ago. Maybe next time I'm up three hours past bedtime I'll ask "where can I get some taquitos?" I could really go for a taquito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 I got fat af again and I've lost 10-15 lbs and I'm hungry all the time, get me off this yo-yo. Ideally I'd have a life where I can just sleep the clock around once every six weeks or so but I'm not pretty enough to do porn so I guess it's being a night time gas station clerk again until I save up enough money to go back to school. Maybe this time I won't get busted. If I get shot in a botched robbery, my last words were some Denzel Washington quote from Training Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I thought you were my spirit animal, but I never ask myself this question, so now I'm no longer sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 You meant alive right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I'm woke 24/7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Only when I'm awake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 It's not the only job where you get to do that ! & Denzel was the bad guy Yeah but I'm gonna tell the robber "This is chess, it ain't checkers!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 I thought you were my spirit animal, but I never ask myself this question, so now I'm no longer sure. What's your opinion on taquitos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 You meant alive right? Why are you still alive, autist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 I'm woke 24/7 Ab-Soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 Only when I'm awake There, there. Life only gets worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 There, there. Life only gets worse. No this is the point where it finally gets better after 13 years of shit, but it's funny because although it gets better everything tastes like shit now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 all the fucking time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 That was me last night, errrr, early this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I sometimes wonder if I'm still awake or not, but I don't think it's the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 >wake up >still alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 not often depends on my mood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 from the second I wake up i'm only thinking about getting back into my bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Every goddamn night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Every day, also there is "why am I still alive", "why is my arm numb", "why is that light flickering", "why am I listening to this? I'm pretty sure I didn't put this on my spotify play list" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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