PhilosipherStoned Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 And not a mothafuckin' thing you can do about it FFE. 😈 That's right. Pineapple, pepperoni, and mushrooms in that order of importance.. So, I can't say that with a straight face. The pineapple is relly just a plus. Free 8 piece wings with my points BOII! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 That’s it. You ruined mofo pineapple pizza with your nasty mushrooms. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 30, 2022 Author Share Posted January 30, 2022 6 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: That’s it. You ruined mofo pineapple pizza with your nasty mushrooms. I honestly only put them on when a deal restricts toppings.. It's the "tastemaker" My mom loves pepperoni and mushroom for two topping pizzas. After ordering one for us one time that combo stuck...The tastemasker offers a 3rd on a large so I did pineapple just for the haters. Won't ruin the taste for me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 30, 2022 Author Share Posted January 30, 2022 Pineapple chicken pizzas used to be a specialty pizza at this Marcos Pizza place on base when I was active duty army... Those motherfuckers rock just finish them while they're hot.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 32 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Pineapple chicken pizzas used to be a specialty pizza at this Marcos Pizza place on base when I was active duty army... Those motherfuckers rock just finish them while they're hot.. Pfft Marcos doesn't know what real Hawaiian pizza is. I get it with bacon and ham.  Then a side of hawtsauce and ranch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 30, 2022 Author Share Posted January 30, 2022 Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Pfft Marcos doesn't know what real Hawaiian pizza is. I get it with bacon and ham. Â Then a side of hawtsauce and ranch. ham? bacon? that shut goes with everything how you gonna call that a "specialty" pizza smh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: ham? bacon? that shut goes with everything how you gonna call that a "specialty" pizza smh. I do the 2 topping >_> eff teh speshal. The app gets you the $9 carry out with 2 topping. 👺 MUAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 30, 2022 Author Share Posted January 30, 2022 carryout would defeat the whole purpose for me... I'm still salty some of these delivery drivers seem to disregard the contactless delivery instructions just for me to touch their pen. Fuckin' creeps... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said: And not a mothafuckin' thing you can do about it FFE. 😈 That's right. Pineapple, pepperoni, and mushrooms in that order of importance.. So, I can't say that with a straight face. The pineapple is relly just a plus. Free 8 piece wings with my points BOII!  1 hour ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: That’s it. You ruined mofo pineapple pizza with your nasty mushrooms. I could do without the mushrooms but I wasn't about to get picky with someone who likes pineapple on their pizza. 33 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Pfft Marcos doesn't know what real Hawaiian pizza is. I get it with bacon and ham.  Then a side of hawtsauce and ranch. Pizza doesn't have to be Hawaiian flavor to have pineapple on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 30, 2022 Author Share Posted January 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:  I could do without the mushrooms but I wasn't about to get picky with someone who likes pineapple on their pizza. Pizza doesn't have to be Hawaiian flavor to have pineapple on it. I just barely realized she said Hawaiian. I guess that is ham and pineapple huh? More like Spam and pineappple. 💖 U Hawaiians. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 58 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:  I could do without the mushrooms but I wasn't about to get picky with someone who likes pineapple on their pizza. Pizza doesn't have to be Hawaiian flavor to have pineapple on it. Listen - pineapple on pizza is delicious. It's my favorite. Mushrooms on the other hand - are the most grossest thing I've ever ate. I can pick them out of anything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 I've tried mushrooms and pineapple on the same pizza exactly once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueraven1999 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 The mushrooms and pepperoni sound good. Personally I think pineapple is disgusting but you do you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022  2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 I remember in 2012 how this would have inspired rage in people. Personally, I think pineapples are fucking badass for attempting to digest people while getting eaten. Also they taste good with ham and bacon on pizza. Not a fan of the blend with pepperoni or sausage. Like the sweet/acidic fruit and salty/savory meat vs. the spicy meat and sweet/acidic fruit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Go home, Philosopher. You're stoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 30, 2022 Author Share Posted January 30, 2022 19 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Go home, Philosopher. You're stoned. but I'm not stoned. I'm not even drunk yet, but I'm working on a way to get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said: but I'm not stoned. I'm not even drunk yet, but I'm working on a way to get there. You want pineapple on your pizza AND you're sober? Everything okay, man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 30, 2022 Author Share Posted January 30, 2022 I'm good pineapple doesn't bother me on any combination pizza. I was just hoping it pissed someone off that didn't like pineapple pizza when they got the order at the pizza place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 9 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: I remember in 2012 how this would have inspired rage in people. Personally, I think pineapples are fucking badass for attempting to digest people while getting eaten. Also they taste good with ham and bacon on pizza. We can never build a dog dojo together 😪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 31, 2022 Author Share Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, molarbear said: We can never build a dog dojo together 😪 Fuck you and your dog dojo if a few chunks of pineapple sway your opinion on anything. Hell I met a guy championing the health benefits and shit of pineapples at the grocery store just talking shit about what I'd ever do with a can of sliced pineapples.. Hell the only time I ever eat pineapple is on occasion when it's offerred as a topping on my pizza. Edited January 31, 2022 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 You could put literal shit on your pizza, it matters not to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 31, 2022 Author Share Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Ric said: You could put literal shit on your pizza, it matters not to me. *Shrugs* That's how I feel about the whole thing as well, but if you think the fued died in 2012 you need to get out from under the rock a bit more. I've heard the shit brought up on the radio.. youtube, and just about every social media outlet as recent as a few weeks ago myself when the subject of 'what not to put on a pizza' or 'things other people do that pisses you off comes up'. Anyway if this is really the origin of the glorious sliced pineapple topping right on.. https://www.economist.com/1843/2021/05/10/the-great-hawaiian-pizza-culture-war https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/sam-panopoulos-whose-hawaiian-pizza-became-a-canadian-treasure-dies-at-83/2017/06/12/463d3612-4f74-11e7-91eb-9611861a988f_story.html Edited January 31, 2022 by PhilosipherStoned Fuck if I'm subscribing to the economist over a hawaiian pizza article. dickheads.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said: a can of sliced pineapples The thought of a sliced pineapple reminded me that my friend texted me about a Big Kahuna Burger, and the first thing that comes to mind when I hear that (other than Pulp Fiction) is a burger with a sliced pineapple on it and now I really want to try one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajime Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Riveting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 31, 2022 Author Share Posted January 31, 2022 Just now, GuyBeardmane said: The thought of a sliced pineapple reminded me that my friend texted me about a Big Kahuna Burger, and the first thing that comes to mind when I hear that (other than Pulp Fiction) is a burger with a sliced pineapple on it and now I really want to try one. Bro I don't believe I've ever had a burger with sliced pineapple, but I can only imagine it's about the same effect. Only I think the tomato sauce and texture of the pizza spread is a better fit for the things. Not sure I'd enjoy them on a burger because I personally believe it's the tomato sauce in contrast to the sweetness of the pineaapple that makes it great on a pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajime Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Where's the over reaching ban hammer when you really need it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 3 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Fuck you and your dog dojo if a few chunks of pineapple sway your opinion on anything. Hell I met a guy championing the health benefits and shit of pineapples at the grocery store just talking shit about what I'd ever do with a can of sliced pineapples.. Hell the only time I ever eat pineapple is on occasion when it's offerred as a topping on my pizza. I hope a semi full of lego pieces over turns in front of your house 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 1, 2022 Author Share Posted February 1, 2022 20 hours ago, molarbear said: I hope a semi full of lego pieces over turns in front of your house That's a fair wish in return for my reply lol. I got a lil' tipsy there at the end of my posting spree last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 You're dead to me, man! Dead! Nah...I don't really care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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