Mix Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Think of the things you truly value, you wouldn't want somebody putting their mits all over it... Your sneaker collection, your girlfriend's ass, etc.... That shit is suspect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Subconsciously hope youll take baby home with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Maybe before clothes were used, the babies were passed to another female in case mommy's tits needed a rest . . . and this is just a leftover habit. I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Because forcing someone else to smell like a shitty wet diaper is the most passive-aggressive thing possible. Projectile puke is a bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Looking for potential babysitters who calm their rug rat down. I got handed a baby at one of my former jobs, the kid had been screaming his head off, but stopped and went to sleep in my arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 I don’t like holding newborns, but after that they’re pretty swell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 i really didn't. tbh. but i love holding baby's. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Babies are loud. All they do is cry and shit, keep you awake at obscene hours of the night. You would want a break, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbo Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 It burns a little but apparently only the ancient feminine grasp whatever concept is being the celebratory passing of child birth around, like a cool marble or something, but they do weir shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbo Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 I know trust me. My baby, my rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 I was the opposite. People came to visit and expected to hold the baby. My stepdad's sister literally pulled the miniature out of my hospital gown to hold him. No concern that I didn't have anything on under it except for those hospital mesh pamper pad panties they give you to bleed into afterwards 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 22, 2022 Author Share Posted January 22, 2022 7 hours ago, Vamped said: I was the opposite. People came to visit and expected to hold the baby. My stepdad's sister literally pulled the miniature out of my hospital gown to hold him. No concern that I didn't have anything on under it except for those hospital mesh pamper pad panties they give you to bleed into afterwards Extended family, as a concept, is a scam. People you barely know, basically strangers, who get the same privileges as the people you know best in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 8 hours ago, Vamped said: I was the opposite. People came to visit and expected to hold the baby. My stepdad's sister literally pulled the miniature out of my hospital gown to hold him. No concern that I didn't have anything on under it except for those hospital mesh pamper pad panties they give you to bleed into afterwards oh...i got one. the bubby and i had been home a week, and the neighbor (one of them, also ^family^ to mid) came barging in my house, into my room and demanded to hold baby. (i had gone into full blown mama bear mode, and baby and i would just nestle in bed the first couple weeks.) i told her to get the fuck out of my house, and she had the nerve to tell me i was being selfish. bitch....not even 3 months ago you threw the n~word. around while i was present, and acted like i should be offended. ..so i mean...um. no. get the fuck out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 12 minutes ago, discolé monade said: oh...i got one. the bubby and i had been home a week, and the neighbor (one of them, also ^family^ to mid) came barging in my house, into my room and demanded to hold baby. (i had gone into full blown mama bear mode, and baby and i would just nestle in bed the first couple weeks.) i told her to get the fuck out of my house, and she had the nerve to tell me i was being selfish. bitch....not even 3 months ago you threw the n~word. around while i was present, and acted like i should be offended. ..so i mean...um. no. get the fuck out. Selfish?!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbo Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 They want to prove they're not having a PTSD attachment crisis and pull off a stunt like they're not embarrassed of letting people hold their child for society said so so they don't look crazy it's not actual celebratory act is an actual fake act that that nobody even cares about and is somehow a tradition of proving you're not insane here look at my baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 On 1/18/2022 at 4:17 PM, Poof said: Subconsciously hope youll take baby home with you "You touched it last!" *runs away* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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