Mix Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Think of the things you truly value, you wouldn't want somebody putting their mits all over it... Your sneaker collection, your girlfriend's ass, etc.... That shit is suspect
Poof Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Subconsciously hope youll take baby home with you
bnmjy Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Maybe before clothes were used, the babies were passed to another female in case mommy's tits needed a rest . . . and this is just a leftover habit. I dunno.
katt_goddess Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Because forcing someone else to smell like a shitty wet diaper is the most passive-aggressive thing possible. Projectile puke is a bonus.
tsar4 Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Looking for potential babysitters who calm their rug rat down. I got handed a baby at one of my former jobs, the kid had been screaming his head off, but stopped and went to sleep in my arms.
SwimOdin Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 I don’t like holding newborns, but after that they’re pretty swell
discolé monade Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 i really didn't. tbh. but i love holding baby's. 2
Lasty Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Babies are loud. All they do is cry and shit, keep you awake at obscene hours of the night. You would want a break, too.
mumbo Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 It burns a little but apparently only the ancient feminine grasp whatever concept is being the celebratory passing of child birth around, like a cool marble or something, but they do weir shit
Vamped Posted January 22, 2022 Posted January 22, 2022 I was the opposite. People came to visit and expected to hold the baby. My stepdad's sister literally pulled the miniature out of my hospital gown to hold him. No concern that I didn't have anything on under it except for those hospital mesh pamper pad panties they give you to bleed into afterwards 1 1
Mix Posted January 22, 2022 Author Posted January 22, 2022 7 hours ago, Vamped said: I was the opposite. People came to visit and expected to hold the baby. My stepdad's sister literally pulled the miniature out of my hospital gown to hold him. No concern that I didn't have anything on under it except for those hospital mesh pamper pad panties they give you to bleed into afterwards Extended family, as a concept, is a scam. People you barely know, basically strangers, who get the same privileges as the people you know best in the world.
discolé monade Posted January 22, 2022 Posted January 22, 2022 8 hours ago, Vamped said: I was the opposite. People came to visit and expected to hold the baby. My stepdad's sister literally pulled the miniature out of my hospital gown to hold him. No concern that I didn't have anything on under it except for those hospital mesh pamper pad panties they give you to bleed into afterwards oh...i got one. the bubby and i had been home a week, and the neighbor (one of them, also ^family^ to mid) came barging in my house, into my room and demanded to hold baby. (i had gone into full blown mama bear mode, and baby and i would just nestle in bed the first couple weeks.) i told her to get the fuck out of my house, and she had the nerve to tell me i was being selfish. bitch....not even 3 months ago you threw the n~word. around while i was present, and acted like i should be offended. ..so i mean...um. no. get the fuck out. 1
Vamped Posted January 23, 2022 Posted January 23, 2022 12 minutes ago, discolé monade said: oh...i got one. the bubby and i had been home a week, and the neighbor (one of them, also ^family^ to mid) came barging in my house, into my room and demanded to hold baby. (i had gone into full blown mama bear mode, and baby and i would just nestle in bed the first couple weeks.) i told her to get the fuck out of my house, and she had the nerve to tell me i was being selfish. bitch....not even 3 months ago you threw the n~word. around while i was present, and acted like i should be offended. ..so i mean...um. no. get the fuck out. Selfish?!! 1
mumbo Posted January 23, 2022 Posted January 23, 2022 They want to prove they're not having a PTSD attachment crisis and pull off a stunt like they're not embarrassed of letting people hold their child for society said so so they don't look crazy it's not actual celebratory act is an actual fake act that that nobody even cares about and is somehow a tradition of proving you're not insane here look at my baby
Sieg67 Posted January 23, 2022 Posted January 23, 2022 On 1/18/2022 at 4:17 PM, Poof said: Subconsciously hope youll take baby home with you "You touched it last!" *runs away* 1
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