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My doctors kept getting my height wrong for so long!


RedemptionZeni

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They kept listing me as 5'6", 5'6", 5'6" even when I requested that they measure, but they didn't think it was worth the time because they always had busy schedules, but I KNEW I wasn't quite 5'6" because I always felt ever so slightly smaller than real 5'6" peeps.

So just to prove my point, I spent about twenty minutes last night marking off 69.1" (the point at which I could most comfortably stretch the top end of the tape to while making sure it was a straight line and was exactly 69.1" to contact with the floor. Then I did about ten markings using the old "stand straight and hold a pencil LEVEL atop the crown of your head and push it against the wall and mark where it hits. 

My end result was an average that could reliably be called 65.35 inches once I deducted the average from 69.1. So I came to the conclusion that my evening height is 5'5.4" or 5'5 and 5/12 inches.

Because my sleep patterns are erratic and I don't wake up at normal times in the morning, haven't done a morning measurement and just added the standard 1cm to my evening height as people are generally 1cm taller in the morning, assuming adequate sleep, than they are in the evening. As such my morning (real) height is 5'8.9" or essentially 5'5 and 3/4 inches.

 

I KNEW it! I'm never calling myself 5'6" again, I  am a strong 5'5", and that's a fact! 😎

 

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Just now, scoobdog said:

5’5” is a great height for kissing.

I resent that..  I mean I'm a little bit taller.. but I still remember my first encounter with the short chick I talked about here... God damn.

It did not work then. Much awkwards.. Well I mean I made it work because she seemed to want so bad... but it was awkward. 

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5 hours ago, scoobdog said:

5’5” is a great height for kissing.

Yep

It's almost the perfect height because I'm about even with the vast majority of ladies, and it's only when you get to about the 5'8" range that the leaning and angles start to affect positioning, which still isn't a big deal anyway if the other person can adjust. 

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1 hour ago, Seight said:

Wait, so you're happy that you're shorter?

Just wanted the truth all along, went out and found it

Funny thing is that for the longest time I knew the truth (5'5.75") without measuring and would often say, when asked by someone, that I was measured at 5'6" but I think I'm a shade under it. 

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3 hours ago, bnmjy said:

fuggs needs to come back and tell us about her pussy escapades

No... just fuck no. The last time I saw her, I made some joke post about nudes to no one in particular and she's just like ok, here's a vag pic... as many people that should never see that, there's a surprising number of people that have

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13 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

What gathering? Your gathering!

 

 

 

 I miss Robot Chicken.

I still havent really gotten into the game. I get turned off buy the anime convention stigma type stuff it entails everytime my friend tells me to go to the card shop with him here. I have managed to build some decent decks and restart my collection though I guess. 

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38 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said:

How do you talk to people and not get locked up in a behavioral health center?

Because this isn't how he talks to people face to face. Mainly because he is too short to do that without a ladder but also because he is a coward.

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