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33 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

I feel like you're  lying.  You don't know shut about Pokemon.   Quick,  what is Teddyursa's Max evolution 

Trick question....that's not a pokemon, it's the monster from the movie Will Smith did with his son....the one where he goes,  "fear is a choice OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT I mean, you must harness your abilities to fight that creature while I never leave the safety of the ship"

It was terribly written

 

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43 minutes ago, Mix said:

Trick question....that's not a pokemon, it's the monster from the movie Will Smith did with his son....the one where he goes,  "fear is a choice OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT I mean, you must harness your abilities to fight that creature while I never leave the safety of the ship"

It was terribly written

 

Correct, his name is Teddiursa. 

I want a syveleon, how do I trigger this evee evelution.

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3 hours ago, Seight said:

I'm shocked more Christian groups never seemed to be pissed off about Digimon, a series where a cat and a flying mole...thing?, both "Digivolve" into ANGELS.

I mean ... its not like they were really doing anything bad except showing alot of skin.

 

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13 hours ago, Seight said:

I'm shocked more Christian groups never seemed to be pissed off about Digimon, a series where a cat and a flying mole...thing?, both "Digivolve" into ANGELS.

Can you explain to me what Digimon was about?

I never found out and to this day when I hear that word all I think is, "Digimon, Digital monsters, Digimon are their champions," over and over and over...

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15 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

Correct, his name is Teddiursa. 

I want a syveleon, how do I trigger this evee evelution.

Another trick question. That pokemon's name is spelled Civilian. 

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29 minutes ago, Mix said:

Can you explain to me what Digimon was about?

I never found out and to this day when I hear that word all I think is, "Digimon, Digital monsters, Digimon are their champions," over and over and over...

"What if Pokemon took place in a computer, but also the anime seasons had story arcs instead of being mostly story-of-the-week?"

(@ me)

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26 minutes ago, Seight said:

"What if Pokemon took place in a computer, but also the anime seasons had story arcs instead of being mostly story-of-the-week?"

(@ me)

Sooo...a less successful Pokemon

Well, at least I didn't miss anything 

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26 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Everything will evolve into crab because crab is the perfect lifeform.

and this is where I go, "Why is crab the perfect life form, Stilgar?"

and then you try to put a positive spin on your STD.....I've played this game before 

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19 minutes ago, stilgar said:

No, this is when I point out that over the course of life on earth several species who are not crab evolved into crab.

But then crab evolves into Kingler.....following your logic, that makes Kingler the perfect life form

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3 hours ago, Vamped said:

I feel like the only reason pokemon ended up being more successful was because Pikachu was cuter

I don't know what the Digimon looked like, but this sounds right.

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3 hours ago, Vamped said:

I feel like the only reason pokemon ended up being more successful was because Pikachu was cuter

I mean, the card game was already hot....Yugioh and pokemon made it to that states around the same time and those were the big 2.  

Pokemon had Nintendo's backing, and Hal was already established here from other handhelds and such.....Digimon came a year later and did it's thing, but it never had a shot at toppling Pokemon.

Honestly, it was all about who did the best at making those Tomadachi things more appealing....Pokemon was the ticket.  You get to play, feed, care for them AND fight?

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3 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

That's just the first few evolutions....then it starts getting ridiculous....Like I believe one turned into a tank with no distinguishable animal traits.

lmao

I think I'm gonna watch a few episodes for the lulz

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2 minutes ago, Mix said:

lmao

I think I'm gonna watch a few episodes for the lulz

Do some early episodes then skip straight to the end of the series, that way you can see all of these little dinosaurs suddenly become fucking Poseidon with absolutely no context.

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51 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

Do some early episodes then skip straight to the end of the series, that way you can see all of these little dinosaurs suddenly become fucking Poseidon with absolutely no context.

un-fuckin-watchable

Couldn't do it to myself....that first episode was all I could take....did google the evolution path these things take and it's hilarious

My favorite was the cactus with boxing gloves, but the punk rock angel came in a close second....

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