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Who am I kidding this guy always comes through. He's been really reliable unlike my state reps and shit.. We met at the local indian ran store, and I even got some red wine I can't find anywhere else. That guys white and he's really racist.. though. 

I mean he keeps swearing his name is actually a two part anagram of sorts for the N Word. You guys can pickett me if you want, and I'll understand...but he even had to end our transaction with a really racist statement. If we could just get pot legalized federally I wouldn't have to deal with this anymore. 

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4 minutes ago, Poof said:

just be yourself

This guy is really funny.. I wonder if he's joking about the racist shit he says...sometimes, but His name is like..the n word in two words, and he just said to me.. In a world full of n***ers stay white after I got out of the car... Like.... He deals in heavier substances too honestly I think. I know him from the roommate I took in that we are still trying to get in rehab.. 

ha.. haha.. 🤨

Anyway I'm still going to enjoy this bud. :|

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Not that that fool didn't actually manage to get a job and pay me for rent I was surprised, but then he left and ended up staying with his uncle and getting kicked out there... Now he's back on the street again pretty much, and I'm not putting up with him this time around.. There's some really throwed ass youngsters around here, and if the bum fuck republicans think weed is the cause...Fuck it I'm about to turn green one way or the other. 

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13 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

 I wonder if he's joking about the racist shit he says...sometimes, but His name is like..the n word in two words, and he just said to me.. In a world full of n***ers stay white after I got out of the car.

 

No this guy isn't joking, he's complicit in racism. It's really easy to make racist jokes about white people using no slurs. Totalitarianism is hilarious.

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49 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Holy fuck Dude, your joints would have me babbling to Space Jesus and then pass out for like 3 days

Well I'm obviously fucking with vamped but the most we've  ever  tried to roll was a zone in a blunt.  Complete waste of weed

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So, the first time i met my guy was sort of a spur-of-the moment thing, really wasn't expecting anyone to stop by my apartment...

So i shake his hand and he says "oh, a lefty, huh?"

And i says "no i just fini- uhm..."

Then this other time he showed up way earlier than i was expecting and i had porno playing, sweatpants on, and a difficult to hide erection.

So whenever he's running late or taking too long with a shipment I just start a beatin'.

Either he shows up with the stuff or he doesn't. 

Either way i win.

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1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said:

So, the first time i met my guy was sort of a spur-of-the moment thing, really wasn't expecting anyone to stop by my apartment...

So i shake his hand and he says "oh, a lefty, huh?"

And i says "no i just fini- uhm..."

Then this other time he showed up way earlier than i was expecting and i had porno playing, sweatpants on, and a difficult to hide erection.

So whenever he's running late or taking too long with a shipment I just start a beatin'.

Either he shows up with the stuff or he doesn't. 

Either way i win.

A solid practice.

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9 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

So, the first time i met my guy was sort of a spur-of-the moment thing, really wasn't expecting anyone to stop by my apartment...

So i shake his hand and he says "oh, a lefty, huh?"

And i says "no i just fini- uhm..."

Then this other time he showed up way earlier than i was expecting and i had porno playing, sweatpants on, and a difficult to hide erection.

So whenever he's running late or taking too long with a shipment I just start a beatin'.

Either he shows up with the stuff or he doesn't. 

Either way i win.

Personally I think its good to have a system.

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