PhilosipherStoned Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 BBC BVD MLD? Nah I'm not doing my little dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 A broken dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 uh, bme pain olympics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 (edited) Too late they already gave up on me. They didn't appreciate me joining the video call looking like this. Hey I took the call for doulble masks seriously ok.. I tried to get them to play a strip tease game in which I'd take off one item for each ridiculous USA trivia question they guessed correctly, but they werent having it. I got the same loop of some lady sitting on her bed naked that I did the first time when I joined a questionable call like this though.. They could at least mix it up a bit with that. 🙄 Edited March 6, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 33 minutes ago, stilgar said: A broken dick. That was BVD. Bent Viper Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 I look like the Undertaker going into surgery lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 That's a lot of acronyms for dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: That's a lot of acronyms for dick. I made the last two up. The only one I've ever heard is BBC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I made the last two up. The only one I've ever heard is BBC. No....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 Just now, scoobdog said: No....... Suck MLD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Brett Favre’s dick pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 7, 2021 Author Share Posted March 7, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, Chapinator_X said: Brett Favre’s dick pic. I might actually send them a dick pic one of these days, but it has to be epic. Like the kind of thing that would make a person that's not being paid, but like 3 dollars out of every hundred the boss is actually raking in off some unlikely person that pays them not to post their nudes to their friends list. Pic or video idc..but it needs to be good enough to trip someone like that up.. This facebook scam really isn't worth the effort of trapping them in unless you can get some funny/cringey comebacks out of them or trick them into thinking you're actually falling for their bullshit enough to gain some leverage on them. What I mean is ask anyone that baits these guys for videos, or on the regular, and they'll tell you if you can convince these idiots they are gonna get a $100 or so they will sometimes eat right out of your hand and do some really demeaning shit on their end. Havent quite figured out a good enough angle to get more than a few chuckles out of these guys though.. Edited March 7, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 7, 2021 Author Share Posted March 7, 2021 (edited) Most likely scenario if I give these guys nudes they will just plaster them by my covered up face in some weird mumbling post that doesn't even.. isn't really good enough to be effective blackmail honestly. I think the time before that last pic they actually tried to use one of their dics next to my masked up photo in the chat.. They had like the first 20 or so facebook messenger contacts tagged in it to send this mash up between my masked face and this little indian dick pic to, but they never actually even did that. I practically asked for them to as well. They seem low level as fuck, but I think the type of scam does have potential for some good comedy scambaiting vids. I prefer the tele-scammers though honestly those guys can say the most...fucking stupid funny shit. Edited March 7, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 So at the end of the day....This thread is about 2 dudes exchanging nudes that aren't either of theirs on the internet. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 7, 2021 Author Share Posted March 7, 2021 1 minute ago, BlackNoir said: So at the end of the day....This thread is about 2 dudes exchanging nudes that aren't either of theirs on the internet. I mean it didn't happen yet, but that is pretty much the punch line. So far some scammer just sent me their dick threatening to blackmail me with it some how because they couldn't even read their own script right because it was in english most likely... There's also the fact that they buy these poorly designed scripts. Dudes goal was to get me to show him my dick by masquerading as a chick.. but at the end of the day he ended up showing me his dick. You want to see it or something? I really doubt I saved that screenshot, but I might have it, because I had a bunch of screenshots saved to get that account removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 7, 2021 Author Share Posted March 7, 2021 I mean it might not be the scammers dick.. but if they grab random dick pics for the shit it's even more funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 (edited) Dick pics are all about the angle. I can make my extraordinarily average penis look like a nuclear mushroom cloud if I get the right angle. I can send you an example if you'd like. 😘 Edited March 7, 2021 by Skiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 I see no resemblance of the Undertaker. Maybe Zak Bagans protecting himself from a Pearl Harbor sneak attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Clicked this knowing there was going to be a 'broken dick' suggestion. Was not disappointed. Suggestion - full body photo of a gorilla playing with itself. If you are going to troll them, let them in on the joke immediately and see if they still try to scam you with that silly gorilla pic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PhilosipherStoned Posted March 8, 2021 Author Share Posted March 8, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Clicked this knowing there was going to be a 'broken dick' suggestion. Was not disappointed. Suggestion - full body photo of a gorilla playing with itself. If you are going to troll them, let them in on the joke immediately and see if they still try to scam you with that silly gorilla pic. See this is the kind of suggestions I was looking for. Thing is I'd have to save a vid to my system and figure out how to kind of auto play it in a video call for maximum fun, but good idea. . Just shooting out a vid of a gorilla jacking off in response to theirs would be pretty funny. It might get some funny responses out of them, but that..You'd think it'd just make them rage quit, but some scammers are real characters. Over the phone it's easier to play a character and convince them you're actually falling for the scam. At the same time you can fuck with them by saying things like "well don't you know your job look this is my first time on a computer.", and giving them codes and passwords that are either stupid as fuck or so lengthy they just sit there for fucking ever repeating the shit back to you because they think they're actually getting something of worth. I gotta find a way to troll these guys better than that.. There's too many fake accounts running this scam across facebook, and facebook doesn't even try to regulate them. More and more I'm seeing them use seemingly typical cutesy photos that are actually believable enough to be an average chicks profile pic. Sure there is a lot of them that are obvious dick bait, but some of them give me the legit feeling they have hacked accounts or steal photos. Maybe they just find another facebook account and save girls pics they think might get a dude to take their pants off to use for their own nepharious purposes. What if that was your picture, and likeness they stole though? That's one of reasons I try to toy with them. If I had the whole scoop and picture here I wouldn't even bother with this brand of scammer. Edited March 8, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 8, 2021 Author Share Posted March 8, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, Skiles said: Dick pics are all about the angle. I can make my extraordinarily average penis look like a nuclear mushroom cloud if I get the right angle. I can send you an example if you'd like. 😘 Ehh forced perspective dic pics isn't really something I'm trying to get into right now. Edited March 8, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 8, 2021 Author Share Posted March 8, 2021 So doing some searching here.. I mean I knew this was a thing, but this shit is never very helpful. https://www.thebalance.com/beware-of-these-11-facebook-scams-1947431 Are they using "duplicated accounts" or accounts they've actually gained access through phising to get a hold of the pics they use to run these scams. That doesn't make sense honestly. They seem too stupid to succeed with this shit when I talk to them. Unless they're skeptical I'm actually trying to get dirt on them so they just start playing stupid fast. One of these days I'm going to figure out their entire angle. Currently I just don't even get how you could convince someone to run this scam. I got one of them to go through the whole process and ask for money so they wouldn't try to blackmail me, but it was hopelessly stupid. What keeps these guys going then? I mean they arent paying any expenses to run the scam much like 'telecenter' scams, but HOW THE FUCK DO THEY MAKE ANY MONEY. They wouldn't even post their attempted blackmail message to my friends list when I intentionally pissed them off. 🙄 Heads up my friendslist..errbody already knows I do this and would just crack up hysterically even if they did so that was just dissapointing. Do these guys really just suck that much. Are the people behind the scam literally just foriegn kids trying to prank or something?? Find out one day on DBZ.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 8, 2021 Author Share Posted March 8, 2021 5 hours ago, resurrected said: I see no resemblance of the Undertaker. Maybe Zak Bagans protecting himself from a Pearl Harbor sneak attack. I fucking loathe wrestling soap operas anyway I'm glad I can't really picture the undertakers facial features. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Whatever it is, make sure it's a close up of some CBT. Maybe have a sounding rod or something. You know, just to see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 19 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said: Whatever it is, make sure it's a close up of some CBT. Maybe have a sounding rod or something. You know, just to see what happens. While I appreciate your response, I think he should take a more Van Gogh approach. Remove thy foreskin and send it in a package to them +10 DEX if you don't have one and must remove some of the head. Just do it like a fillet cut, right down the middle so when you pee you can send them a video of your dick looking like it's saying "FEED ME SEYMOUR" when you pee and your penis flaps go "PEW PEW PEW" in the wind Spoiler I haven't even been drinking, this is what happens when I take Allergy Meds 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, molarbear said: While I appreciate your response, I think he should take a more Van Gogh approach. Remove thy foreskin and send it in a package to them +10 DEX if you don't have one and must remove some of the head. Just do it like a fillet cut, right down the middle so when you pee you can send them a video of your dick looking like it's saying "FEED ME SEYMOUR" when you pee and your penis flaps go "PEW PEW PEW" in the wind Hide contents I haven't even been drinking, this is what happens when I take Allergy Meds This is some damn fine creativity. A dick hole with an echo is something all men should strive for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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