Mix Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 It leaves DNA. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: It leaves DNA. What kind of newbs you hanging out with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Florida Man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 45 minutes ago, scoobdog said: What kind of newbs you hanging out with? thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt and not assuming this information is based on personal life experience 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Florida Man? I said don't bang in a stolen car, not, don't bang in a stolen police car Edited December 17, 2020 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, Mix said: thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt and not assuming this information is based on personal life experience Oh... right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Technically it does TWICE. I'm not proud of this epiphany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 I lost my virginity in a random unlocked car 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, Poof said: I lost my virginity in a random unlocked car well, it wasn't stolen        or parked directly in front of your mom's house, so you experience the full combined crushing panic of having sex for the first time with possibly the eyes of your family and neighbors on you  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: I lost my virginity in a random unlocked car Did you leave your DNA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: well, it wasn't stolen        or parked directly in front of your mom's house, so you experience the full combined crushing panic of having sex for the first time with possibly the eyes of your family and neighbors on you  It was on a side street during a festival. It was pouring rain so hard you couldn't see thru the torrents obscuring the windows and everybody was off the streets sheltering wherever. It was rather cinematic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 21 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Did you leave your DNA? Why do u care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 42 minutes ago, Poof said: It was on a side street during a festival. It was pouring rain so hard you couldn't see thru the torrents obscuring the windows and everybody was off the streets sheltering wherever. It was rather cinematic cinematic......bitch, that's a scene from at least a dozen movies you're out here living people's fantasies and shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 I have only banged in my own cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Mix said: cinematic......bitch, that's a scene from at least a dozen movies you're out here living people's fantasies and shit my very good sex life has always been the only thing i have that's not a complete utter disaster tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: Why do u care? I don't, whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 25 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I have only banged my own cars. You owe me twenty bucks @molarbear  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 24 minutes ago, Poof said: my very good sex life has always been the only thing i have that's not a complete utter disaster tho more proof that you're a character in a romantic comedy Do you think you're the main character? shit, what does that make us I don't like this joke anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Check the tips of the dollar bills for mucus and BAM. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Mix said: more proof that you're a character in a romantic comedy Do you think you're the main character? shit, what does that make us I don't like this joke anymore im the slutty side character best friend who peer pressures the main girl into going out to have sex whether to ultimately catalyze the meet-cute or to have her object to my suggestion which provides a expository vehicle to contrast her wholesome prudishness to my promiscuity while also showcasing her loneliness Edited December 17, 2020 by Poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 58 minutes ago, Mix said: You owe me twenty bucks @molarbear  I'm not falling for this one again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, Poof said: im the slutty side character best friend who peer pressures the main girl into going out to have sex whether to ultimately catalyze the meet-cute or to have her object to my suggestion which provides a expository vehicle to contrast her wholesome prudishness to my promiscuity while also showcasing her loneliness the Amy Schumer movies flipped the traditional model and had the slutty one as the lead it's your call, but if you want to be the lead, you have to be Schumer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, molarbear said: I'm not falling for this one again yeah, a seventh time would be pushing it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Mix said: the Amy Schumer movies flipped the traditional model and had the slutty one as the lead it's your call, but if you want to be the lead, you have to be Schumer never shes anti sex worker and her movies suck Edited December 17, 2020 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: yeah, a seventh time would be pushing it Fool me 8 times ho, I dare you I'll probably say that the 10th time too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Poof said: never shes anti sex worker and her movies suck Interesting.... I saw in her stand-up she loves porn except for the inevitable facial at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Interesting.... I saw in her stand-up she loves porn except for the inevitable facial at the end. No she doesnt love porn she just wants to be cool. Her hatred of facials reinforces this fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 On 12/16/2020 at 3:08 PM, Mix said: It leaves DNA. WHATS THE POINT IN STEALING A CAR IF YOU CANT HAVE A VICTORY BANG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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