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Don't bang in a car you stole.


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Posted
45 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

What kind of newbs you hanging out with?

thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt and not assuming this information is based on personal life experience

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Florida Man?

I said don't bang in a stolen car, not, don't bang in a stolen police car 

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Mix said:

thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt and not assuming this information is based on personal life experience

Oh... right.

Posted
11 minutes ago, Poof said:

I lost my virginity in a random unlocked car

well, it wasn't stolen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or parked directly in front of your mom's house, so you experience the full combined crushing panic of having sex for the first time with possibly the eyes of your family and neighbors on you  

Posted
1 hour ago, Mix said:

well, it wasn't stolen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or parked directly in front of your mom's house, so you experience the full combined crushing panic of having sex for the first time with possibly the eyes of your family and neighbors on you  

It was on a side street during a festival. It was pouring rain so hard you couldn't see thru the torrents obscuring the windows and everybody was off the streets sheltering wherever. It was rather cinematic 

Posted
42 minutes ago, Poof said:

It was on a side street during a festival. It was pouring rain so hard you couldn't see thru the torrents obscuring the windows and everybody was off the streets sheltering wherever. It was rather cinematic 

cinematic......bitch, that's a scene from at least a dozen movies 

you're out here living people's fantasies and shit :D

Posted
12 minutes ago, Mix said:

cinematic......bitch, that's a scene from at least a dozen movies 

you're out here living people's fantasies and shit :D

my very good sex life has always been the only thing i have that's not a complete utter disaster tho

Posted
24 minutes ago, Poof said:

my very good sex life has always been the only thing i have that's not a complete utter disaster tho

more proof that you're a character in a romantic comedy

Do you think you're the main character?

shit, what does that make us 

I don't like this joke anymore

Posted (edited)
41 minutes ago, Mix said:

more proof that you're a character in a romantic comedy

Do you think you're the main character?

shit, what does that make us 

I don't like this joke anymore

im the slutty side character best friend who peer pressures the main girl into going out to have sex whether to ultimately catalyze the meet-cute or to have her object to my suggestion which provides a expository vehicle to contrast her wholesome prudishness to my promiscuity while also showcasing her loneliness

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Poof said:

im the slutty side character best friend who peer pressures the main girl into going out to have sex whether to ultimately catalyze the meet-cute or to have her object to my suggestion which provides a expository vehicle to contrast her wholesome prudishness to my promiscuity while also showcasing her loneliness

the Amy Schumer movies flipped the traditional model and had the slutty one as the lead 

it's your call, but if you want to be the lead, you have to be Schumer 

Posted (edited)
25 minutes ago, Mix said:

the Amy Schumer movies flipped the traditional model and had the slutty one as the lead 

it's your call, but if you want to be the lead, you have to be Schumer 

never shes anti sex worker and her movies suck

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Posted
3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Interesting.... I saw in her stand-up she loves porn except for the inevitable facial at the end.

No she doesnt love porn she just wants to be cool. Her hatred of facials reinforces this fact.

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