Vamped Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 I'll preface this by saying I work at health facility ... so shit pops off all the time. This week however more than usual for me. So yesterday I thought I would be the usual level of annoyed but ... I'm waiting to be screened like everybody else and I notice Oh hey there's a new patient this morning. Cool. Continue to my desk, set my backpack down and I swear the minute it makes contact with the floor. The day fucking exploded The fucking new patient runs the fuck off. Just takes the fuck right off and down the road. They call the emergency code and then a horde of staff take off out the door That day I made the mistake of trying to be cute and doing my hair and putting on my nice clothes and wearing a pair of flat ass sperrys on my already flat ass feet but this is part of my job so I take off too Everybody else : Me: So then I realize .... I cant fucking breathe in this goddamn mask, my coworkers are stuck in the mud, falling in pot holes ... its just ... fucking terrible. One of the men finally catch up with him because he was apparently Kid Flash in a pair of socks and a Nike flip flops and the patient is just standing in oncoming traffic and the guy that caught him is like the nicest man in the whole building and he's pleading with him to get out of the street so he doesn't have to tackle him Several hours later I realize ... this fucking patient is in my group therapy session and he just keeps fucking getting up and walking so I have to stand at the door the entire time because I'm like .... you're not about to make me run AGAIN today. I'm too old and too fat for this ... got me out here running like Ice T in SVU. So DO YOU KNOW? This fucking jerk ... acts all cool this morning ... then casually ... runs the fuck off again today I'm just like .... I dont give a fuck, get hit in traffic So the police come and haul his ass away and I'm like thank god he's gone but I wore my running shoes just in case. So an hour before its time for me to leave ... they bring these 2 other patients back from a doctors appointment and THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY AS SHIT. They get out of the facility van and just fucking go nuts fighting and the staff have to pull them apart and restain them before they're calm enough to escort them back in the building like .... I just wanna go home. Im lying on this person's legs and then to top things off .... My stomach starts cramping like a bitch and I realize .... HOLY SHIT I'M STARTING MY PERIOD ... RIGHT NOW ... ON TOP OF THIS PERSON'S LEGS. 3 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Juice McKenzie Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 god damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 So it seems almost safe to say you work at a mental health facility right? Seeing as everyone was prepared to grab this guy.. Why was he running does he just randomly wig out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 Wow, that sounds awful, but it's great for content. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 That sucks, but I enjoyed story time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 24, 2020 Author Share Posted October 24, 2020 23 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: So it seems almost safe to say you work at a mental health facility right? Seeing as everyone was prepared to grab this guy.. Why was he running does he just randomly wig out? He was new and they were just screening him like everybody that comes in the building and he just took the fuck off casually. Then when he did it next day, he was just sitting in the lobby then 2 seconds later 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 (edited) Stories like that just peak my interest I guess. I've never known anyone with some of the scarier mental conditions. I did meet a guy that supposedly had a condition that caused him to do weird shit like that with no memory of it in an army hospital one time.. When I was in the waiting room he walked in, looked directly at me then turned around and walked back down the hall...Then he walks back into the waiting room like 3-4 minutes later, crawls under the couch and just passes out.. A little bit after one of the staff comes in looking for him, and I have to help her move the couch so she can wake him up. I talked to him about it later because I was still in the waiting room when the staff held their "group sessions" and he told me he didn't remember any of that, and he didn't even remember getting up off the couch in the first place, but he thinks he was sleepwalking or something. Thing is his eyes were wide open so it was pretty creepy. Edited October 24, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I'll preface this by saying I work at health facility ... so shit pops off all the time. This week however more than usual for me. So yesterday I thought I would be the usual level of annoyed but ... I'm waiting to be screened like everybody else and I notice Oh hey there's a new patient this morning. Cool. Continue to my desk, set my backpack down and I swear the minute it makes contact with the floor. The day fucking exploded The fucking new patient runs the fuck off. Just takes the fuck right off and down the road. They call the emergency code and then a horde of staff take off out the door That day I made the mistake of trying to be cute and doing my hair and putting on my nice clothes and wearing a pair of flat ass sperrys on my already flat ass feet but this is part of my job so I take off too Everybody else : Me: So then I realize .... I cant fucking breathe in this goddamn mask, my coworkers are stuck in the mud, falling in pot holes ... its just ... fucking terrible. One of the men finally catch up with him because he was apparently Kid Flash in a pair of socks and a Nike flip flops and the patient is just standing in oncoming traffic and the guy that caught him is like the nicest man in the whole building and he's pleading with him to get out of the street so he doesn't have to tackle him Several hours later I realize ... this fucking patient is in my group therapy session and he just keeps fucking getting up and walking so I have to stand at the door the entire time because I'm like .... you're not about to make me run AGAIN today. I'm too old and too fat for this ... got me out here running like Ice T in SVU. So DO YOU KNOW? This fucking jerk ... acts all cool this morning ... then casually ... runs the fuck off again today I'm just like .... I dont give a fuck, get hit in traffic So the police come and haul his ass away and I'm like thank god he's gone but I wore my running shoes just in case. So an hour before its time for me to leave ... they bring these 2 other patients back from a doctors appointment and THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY AS SHIT. They get out of the facility van and just fucking go nuts fighting and the staff have to pull them apart and restain them before they're calm enough to escort them back in the building like .... I just wanna go home. Im lying on this person's legs and then to top things off .... My stomach starts cramping like a bitch and I realize .... HOLY SHIT I'M STARTING MY PERIOD ... RIGHT NOW ... ON TOP OF THIS PERSON'S LEGS. Listen. These are a couple of shittacular days, but your writing and gif game is on point and you got me laughing like a hyena over here. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 I got a friend with some connections....I think I can get you a tranquilizer dart gun, but the darts are going to be from like a zoo, sooo, idk, just shoot 'em in the leg....if darts are anything like bullets, that should reduce the efficacy.....if not, it's gonna be a long nap >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ninja_Jesus- Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 Holy shit that's terrible. Also long time no see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 goddamn they dont pay you enough for this shit 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said: goddamn they dont pay you enough for this shit 🤣 Someone else write this post please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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