Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 1:44 PM, Ric said: I might start my own lemonade stand. O0 Thats a good idea. :fap:
1938_Packard Posted March 6, 2017 Posted March 6, 2017 Newsie... that was one of my first jobs. I didn't deliver to houses. I stood on the promenade and barked out the headlines.
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 5:28 PM, 1938_Packard said: Newsie... that was one of my first jobs. I didn't deliver to houses. I stood on the promenade and barked out the headlines. I am not bringing shit to anyone's door. I'm gonna throw those mother fuckers from the street. Anyone remember this game?
Ric Posted March 6, 2017 Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 2:06 PM, Phillies said: Thats a good idea. :fap: Really, you wanna go into business together?
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 5:52 PM, Ric said: Really, you wanna go into business together? Yeah. Waifu wants to be throw down too. Maybe give a little BJ on the side $$$.
Ric Posted March 6, 2017 Posted March 6, 2017 Sounds like a plan! ::spin:: And yeah I remember Paperboy, on NES. Never played Paperboy 2.
MEXobiologist Posted March 6, 2017 Posted March 6, 2017 i did that for a year when i was 11... you meet some very strange people that way now those positions are 18+ volunteer only in my area
Ric Posted March 6, 2017 Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 6:27 PM, Phillies said: I ain't volunteering shit. Yeah, no kidding. Even back in HS I did like 5 hours of my required community service and faked the rest. Oh, I also donated blood twice.
Misaka Posted March 6, 2017 Posted March 6, 2017 Holy shit You got a job before zeni got laid Good going
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 6:31 PM, Ric said: Yeah, no kidding. Even back in HS I did like 5 hours of my required community service and faked the rest. Oh, I also donated blood twice. I had community service for misdemeanor probation. On a positive note, I guess I could put that down on the job application. : )
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 6:49 PM, Misaka said: Holy shit You got a job before zeni got laid Good going Well It says "maybe" so nothing is for sure.
Misaka Posted March 6, 2017 Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 7:32 PM, Phillies said: Well It says "maybe" so nothing is for sure. You still beast zeni So that is all that matters
Kudasai Posted March 6, 2017 Posted March 6, 2017 Coming to a neighborhood near you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD5Iacw58nA
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 8:46 PM, Misaka said: You still beast zeni So that is all that matters Thanks I work hard to maintain my position as number 1 on the Zeni chart.
Guest The Hound Posted March 6, 2017 Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 1:31 PM, Phillies said: Kind of excited. Take that Zeni! i believe the things you say for the most part
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 11:12 PM, Naraku4656 said: they still have paper boys? Don't ask stupid questions.
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 11:14 PM, DJ Sona said: i believe the things you say for the most part What the fu** does that mean? whut
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 11:15 PM, StarPanda said: I'm proud of you son Thanks dad <3
Naraku4656 Posted March 6, 2017 Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 11:14 PM, Phillies said: Don't ask stupid questions. what are you going to do to stop me
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/6/2017 at 11:33 PM, Naraku4656 said: what are you going to do to stop me The Judas Chair ::: [shudders]
fuggnificent Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 Congrats. I expect biweekly trips to red lobster.
Ginguy Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 Do you actually have the job, or did you manage to fill out an application and get a cursory "He isn't drunk or creeper stalkin girls on OKC" interiew?
Naraku4656 Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 12:30 AM, Ginguy said: Do you actually have the job, or did you manage to fill out an application and get a cursory "He isn't drunk or creeper stalkin girls on OKC" interiew? i'll believe it when i see the paycheck. paperboy can't be making all that much
Guest The Hound Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 12:24 AM, fuggpop said: Congrats. I expect biweekly trips to red lobster. red lobster is fucking trash
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 12:24 AM, fuggpop said: Congrats. I expect biweekly trips to red lobster. fuggz.... the paper route is only one block... and my mom said she wouldn't give me the weekly $40 dollar allowance... Maybe we can just buy 2 live fresh lobsters at the grocery store?? Or maybe I can just go catch my own, what do you say fuggly wuggly? ::]::
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 1:14 AM, Naraku4656 said: i'll believe it when i see the paycheck. paperboy can't be making all that much I will be making 80 dollars per week ::spin:: Plus tips!
fuggnificent Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 1:22 AM, DJ Sona said: red lobster is fucking trash Like youd know. Just stay in your lane and eat gas Station subs.
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 2:28 AM, fuggpop said: Like youd know. Just stay in your lane and eat gas Station subs. Sonic has some good fewd though. ::]::
fuggnificent Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 2:27 AM, Phillies said: fuggz.... the paper route is only one block... and my mom said she wouldn't give me the weekly $40 dollar allowance... Maybe we can just buy 2 live fresh lobsters at the grocery store?? Or maybe I can just go catch my own, what do you say fuggly wuggly? ::]:: I dunno if i trust you with fresh lobsters. You bought the last one in bed with us and then kept him in the tub for weeks and i when i decided to finally cook him myself he mysteriously dissapeared.
Naraku4656 Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 2:28 AM, Phillies said: I will be making 80 dollars per week ::spin:: Plus tips! that's good i guess
fuggnificent Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 2:28 AM, Phillies said: I will be making 80 dollars per week ::spin:: Plus tips! How u gonna get tips if you just throwing their shit at their house.
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 2:32 AM, fuggpop said: I dunno if i trust you with fresh lobsters. You bought the last one in bed with us and then kept him in the tub for weeks and i when i decided to finally cook him myself he mysteriously dissapeared. Willy the lobster *teary eyes* :'( <3
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 2:34 AM, fuggpop said: How u gonna get tips if you just throwing their shit at their house. Most of the time the paper will probably land near the front door step, so thats tip worthy. Fucking cunt customers can walk a few feet and find their goddamn paper... I am a hard working white-blue collar tax paying citizen damn it!
André Toulon Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 2:27 AM, Phillies said: the paper route is only one block...
Naraku4656 Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 2:37 AM, Phillies said: Most of the time the paper will probably land near the front door step, so thats tip worthy. Fucking cunt customers can walk a few feet and find their goddamn paper... I am a hard working white-blue collar tax paying citizen damn it! if your pay is only $80 a week, and you're being serious about that number. you're probably not going to pay all that much and will likely get most of it back anyway
scoobdog Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 2:32 AM, fuggpop said: I dunno if i trust you with fresh lobsters. You bought the last one in bed with us and then kept him in the tub for weeks and i when i decided to finally cook him myself he mysteriously dissapeared. Did you sit on poor Wily?
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 4:12 AM, scoobdog said: Did you sit on poor Wily? Willy dun like fuggz. She reminds him of a killer whale. :(
bnmjy Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 Baby steps, I suppose. You can always work online, you know.
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 5:38 AM, scoobdog said: I don't think killer whales eat lobsters....... What other sea creature resembles fuggz?? Godzilla?
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Posted March 7, 2017 On 3/7/2017 at 5:39 AM, bnmjy said: Baby steps, I suppose. You can always work online, you know. The online paper boy! Thats genious! +1
MEXobiologist Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 wait... throw the paper at the door? that still exists? from my recollection to how it works here is, when you sign up for a subscription to the local paper, you have the option to receive an open box that looks a lil like a plastic mail box. you put the paper in that box, otherwise, your route would have instructions. like, to deliver to xxx through a mail slot on someones front door, on the hooks mounted to a mailbox for those whos mail boxes are attached to their homes by the door, and in some cases, to hand deliver to the resident if home. old people love that last option. back then though, we also were in charge of collecting monthly subscription fees. i'm sure a lot of it is all automated meow, wouldn't make too much sense not to. except that those were also the days that tips were collected. anywho, baby steps. i'm glad you found some way to contribute and earn. good luck phillies.
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