Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Kind of excited. Take that Zeni! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I might start my own lemonade stand. O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 I might start my own lemonade stand. O0 Thats a good idea. :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Newsie... that was one of my first jobs. I didn't deliver to houses. I stood on the promenade and barked out the headlines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Newsie... that was one of my first jobs. I didn't deliver to houses. I stood on the promenade and barked out the headlines. I am not bringing shit to anyone's door. I'm gonna throw those mother fuckers from the street. Anyone remember this game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Thats a good idea. :fap: Really, you wanna go into business together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Really, you wanna go into business together? Yeah. Waifu wants to be throw down too. Maybe give a little BJ on the side $$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Sounds like a plan! ::spin:: And yeah I remember Paperboy, on NES. Never played Paperboy 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 i did that for a year when i was 11... you meet some very strange people that way now those positions are 18+ volunteer only in my area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 I ain't volunteering shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I ain't volunteering shit. Yeah, no kidding. Even back in HS I did like 5 hours of my required community service and faked the rest. Oh, I also donated blood twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Holy shit You got a job before zeni got laid Good going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Yeah, no kidding. Even back in HS I did like 5 hours of my required community service and faked the rest. Oh, I also donated blood twice. I had community service for misdemeanor probation. On a positive note, I guess I could put that down on the job application. : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Holy shit You got a job before zeni got laid Good going Well It says "maybe" so nothing is for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Well It says "maybe" so nothing is for sure. You still beast zeni So that is all that matters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Awesome news! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Coming to a neighborhood near you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD5Iacw58nA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 You still beast zeni So that is all that matters Thanks I work hard to maintain my position as number 1 on the Zeni chart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 they still have paper boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Kind of excited. Take that Zeni! i believe the things you say for the most part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 they still have paper boys? Don't ask stupid questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 i believe the things you say for the most part What the fu** does that mean? whut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I'm proud of you son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 I'm proud of you son Thanks dad <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Don't ask stupid questions. what are you going to do to stop me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Share Posted March 7, 2017 what are you going to do to stop me The Judas Chair ::: [shudders] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Congrats. I expect biweekly trips to red lobster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Do you actually have the job, or did you manage to fill out an application and get a cursory "He isn't drunk or creeper stalkin girls on OKC" interiew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Do you actually have the job, or did you manage to fill out an application and get a cursory "He isn't drunk or creeper stalkin girls on OKC" interiew? i'll believe it when i see the paycheck. paperboy can't be making all that much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Congrats. I expect biweekly trips to red lobster. red lobster is fucking trash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Share Posted March 7, 2017 Congrats. I expect biweekly trips to red lobster. fuggz.... the paper route is only one block... and my mom said she wouldn't give me the weekly $40 dollar allowance... Maybe we can just buy 2 live fresh lobsters at the grocery store?? Or maybe I can just go catch my own, what do you say fuggly wuggly? ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Share Posted March 7, 2017 i'll believe it when i see the paycheck. paperboy can't be making all that much I will be making 80 dollars per week ::spin:: Plus tips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 red lobster is fucking trash Like youd know. Just stay in your lane and eat gas Station subs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Share Posted March 7, 2017 Like youd know. Just stay in your lane and eat gas Station subs. Sonic has some good fewd though. ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 fuggz.... the paper route is only one block... and my mom said she wouldn't give me the weekly $40 dollar allowance... Maybe we can just buy 2 live fresh lobsters at the grocery store?? Or maybe I can just go catch my own, what do you say fuggly wuggly? ::]:: I dunno if i trust you with fresh lobsters. You bought the last one in bed with us and then kept him in the tub for weeks and i when i decided to finally cook him myself he mysteriously dissapeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 I will be making 80 dollars per week ::spin:: Plus tips! that's good i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 I will be making 80 dollars per week ::spin:: Plus tips! How u gonna get tips if you just throwing their shit at their house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Share Posted March 7, 2017 I dunno if i trust you with fresh lobsters. You bought the last one in bed with us and then kept him in the tub for weeks and i when i decided to finally cook him myself he mysteriously dissapeared. Willy the lobster *teary eyes* :'( <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Share Posted March 7, 2017 How u gonna get tips if you just throwing their shit at their house. Most of the time the paper will probably land near the front door step, so thats tip worthy. Fucking cunt customers can walk a few feet and find their goddamn paper... I am a hard working white-blue collar tax paying citizen damn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 the paper route is only one block... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Most of the time the paper will probably land near the front door step, so thats tip worthy. Fucking cunt customers can walk a few feet and find their goddamn paper... I am a hard working white-blue collar tax paying citizen damn it! if your pay is only $80 a week, and you're being serious about that number. you're probably not going to pay all that much and will likely get most of it back anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 I dunno if i trust you with fresh lobsters. You bought the last one in bed with us and then kept him in the tub for weeks and i when i decided to finally cook him myself he mysteriously dissapeared. Did you sit on poor Wily? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Share Posted March 7, 2017 Did you sit on poor Wily? Willy dun like fuggz. She reminds him of a killer whale. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 I don't think killer whales eat lobsters....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Baby steps, I suppose. You can always work online, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Share Posted March 7, 2017 I don't think killer whales eat lobsters....... What other sea creature resembles fuggz?? Godzilla? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 7, 2017 Author Share Posted March 7, 2017 Baby steps, I suppose. You can always work online, you know. The online paper boy! Thats genious! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 wait... throw the paper at the door? that still exists? from my recollection to how it works here is, when you sign up for a subscription to the local paper, you have the option to receive an open box that looks a lil like a plastic mail box. you put the paper in that box, otherwise, your route would have instructions. like, to deliver to xxx through a mail slot on someones front door, on the hooks mounted to a mailbox for those whos mail boxes are attached to their homes by the door, and in some cases, to hand deliver to the resident if home. old people love that last option. back then though, we also were in charge of collecting monthly subscription fees. i'm sure a lot of it is all automated meow, wouldn't make too much sense not to. except that those were also the days that tips were collected. anywho, baby steps. i'm glad you found some way to contribute and earn. good luck phillies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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