Sawdamizer Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 Since deleting Facebook, I have missed every single persons birthday in the past 2 years. How the hell did people know when the fuck peoples birthdays were before?! Its to the point, and enough time has passed, that I know people are pissed at me about it when the topic of Birthdays are brought up. Fuck them. 1
BlackNoir Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 I actually know all important birthdays within 2 days of the actual date. I'm so glad "belated" is a thing. But I was going to Arlington yesterday.....it's like the 4th time I've been there this year.....and I have no idea how people got there before GPS. I remember my dad having a road map when we went to Alabama....He's a smarter man than I'll ever be.
Sawdamizer Posted September 17, 2020 Author Posted September 17, 2020 Oh, see... and im a savant with directions. I think that comes from sailing? Idk... Anyways, I should give you my Facebook info and you can sign in and be me, idc what you do with the profile just text me birthdays and don't bother me with the shit.
BlackNoir Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Oh, see... and im a savant with directions. I think that comes from sailing? Idk... Anyways, I should give you my Facebook info and you can sign in and be me, idc what you do with the profile just text me birthdays and don't bother me with the shit. LMAO....I'm scared.
Sawdamizer Posted September 17, 2020 Author Posted September 17, 2020 24 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: LMAO....I'm scared. Odds are the name is still banned anyways
BlackNoir Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 17 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Odds are the name is still banned anyways I hope so, because I swear...If one of your exes, or anyone for that matter, pms me....I would have so much fun. You are way better off banned.
Sawdamizer Posted September 17, 2020 Author Posted September 17, 2020 21 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: I hope so, because I swear...If one of your exes, or anyone for that matter, pms me....I would have so much fun. You are way better off banned. Its all thirsty exes on there
BlackNoir Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Its all thirsty exes on there How thirsty.....Like thirsty enough to cashapp you thirsty?
Sawdamizer Posted September 17, 2020 Author Posted September 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: How thirsty.....Like thirsty enough to cashapp you thirsty? They have had no ability to contact me since I deleted Facebook.... you know what that means... they have zero idea what I've been up to...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 I don't know about women.... but us guys? We literally just didn't know anyones' birthdays except maybe for immediate family. "Hey, guess what? It's my birthday today." "Oh, happy birthday then." That's how it went. The irl equivalent of making your own birthday thread wasn't sad because in those days no one would know anyone else's birthday anyway.
tsar4 Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: How the hell did people know when the fuck peoples birthdays were before?! You wish to know of the "before times"? In the days before, they had sticks they called "pencils" and "pens", and instead of screens they had address books and calendars. They used the sticks to record in the address books, using a code called "writing" and would record names, addresses, birthdays, anniversaries and the like in the address book. Each year, they would get a new calendar and transfer the names and birthdays onto them. It was all so tediously manual.
Sawdamizer Posted September 17, 2020 Author Posted September 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You wish to know of the "before times"? In the days before, they had sticks they called "pencils" and "pens", and instead of screens they had address books and calendars. They used the sticks to record in the address books, using a code called "writing" and would record names, addresses, birthdays, anniversaries and the like in the address book. Each year, they would get a new calendar and transfer the names and birthdays onto them. It was all so tediously manual. I got a stick right here for ya pal
tsar4 Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I got a stick right here for ya pal Looks like a nub
1pooh4u Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 People had to remember and actually give a shit back then. We used stupid wall calendars and wrote shit in them. Terrible times. It sucks being firmly from before times cuz everyone knows, without a doubt, the only reason I give them a “hbd” is cuz Facebook told me it was their birthday. You guys get to pretend you always cared, and then can use the idiocracy as an excuse when it’s taken from you. “don’t blame me for not remembering on my own. Social media made remembering things stupid” 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 "What do I want for my birthday? Leave me alone. I'll get you the same thing on your birthday. I'm grown and can buy my own shit."
scoobdog Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Since deleting Facebook, I have missed every single persons birthday in the past 2 years. How the hell did people know when the fuck peoples birthdays were before?! Its to the point, and enough time has passed, that I know people are pissed at me about it when the topic of Birthdays are brought up. Fuck them. Don't need a calendar to remember the important birthdays. But, I do what I always used to do and manually input birthdays into my calendar app and it reminds me.
scoobdog Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 Btw, I also remember all the birthdays at or around my own because clearly the world revolves around me.
BlackNoir Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 Birthdays I know Mine My kids their mother my mother one female friend from back home because we grew up together...but I still space on it until I see the date and am like "Oh shit, that was 2 days ago" My uncle because he and my mom are twins My youngest sister and my oldest sister. 1
Sieg67 Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 11 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: How the hell did people know when the fuck peoples birthdays were before?! The same way we knew phone numbers. Either that or calendars.
Vamped Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 On 9/17/2020 at 10:43 AM, tsar4 said: You wish to know of the "before times"? In the days before, they had sticks they called "pencils" and "pens", and instead of screens they had address books and calendars. They used the sticks to record in the address books, using a code called "writing" and would record names, addresses, birthdays, anniversaries and the like in the address book. Each year, they would get a new calendar and transfer the names and birthdays onto them. It was all so tediously manual. 1
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