Azalar Hex Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 (edited) The bag of coins is just below you on a small ledge. Suddenly a bird flies by and bombs the bag with a shit, causing the bag of coins to tip slightly towards falling. Do you dive to catch the bag or continue your erotic date with Wilford Brimley? Edited July 24, 2020 by Azalar Hex 1
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 Well, honestly who knows where that bird's been, plus knowing my luck the coins in the bag will turn out to be pennys, so clearly I chose the oatmeal guy.
Naraku4656 Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 who wouldn't want an erotic date with wilford brimley
Poof Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 I dive to catch the bag bc I must be a very lucky girl that day to score a date w/Wilford.
Ric Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: who wouldn't want an erotic date with wilford brimley I don't wanna catch the diabeetus.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Ric said: I don't wanna catch the diabeetus. Yeah really. If I contract diabetes it's gonna be because of poor diet and exercise habits, not from fucking some fat old mustachio'd guy. Edited July 25, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist
Distortedreasoning Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 we talking about shit covered coin. i'll continue on with my date with this wilford fellow.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: we talking about shit covered coin. i'll continue on with my date with this wilford fellow. The bag is covered in shit, I'm assuming the coins therein are not.
Distortedreasoning Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 10 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The bag is covered in shit, I'm assuming the coins therein are not. that changes nothing for me. i kinda got a fear of heights so if the bag is in a spot where bad luck can kill me, i rather not got after it. 1
Raptorpat Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 what if i need the coins topay for my special date
jezebelthenun Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 Trick question. I use Brimley's moustache to lasso the coin bag, while simultaneously inhaling a warm, creamy bowl of Quaker Oatmeal. Then, there's a passionate groping. I'll leave those details to you. 1
JehutyNinja Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 I'll grab them and singlehandedly end the "coin shortage"
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