Bouvre Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 But I might end it all right now and divorce my spouse for uttering the godawful phrase "girded my loins" 6
Bouvre Posted July 15, 2020 Author Posted July 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: ew, love, gross You're gross! Spoiler Which I guess by your standard means you are lovely and I stand by that
Bouvre Posted July 15, 2020 Author Posted July 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Masturbate before any decisions I masturbated then made the decision to masturbate 2 1
Bouvre Posted July 15, 2020 Author Posted July 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Belle Duckphine said: Only 20 more years until my 5th anniversary Nonlinear love is a rare and beautiful thing
Sawdamizer Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I masturbated then made the decision to masturbate See? It works! 1
new_disease Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 The only acceptable reason for saying that is in response to Stanley Tucci telling you to do so in that one scene in the excellent movie The Devil Wears Prada 2
Ginguy Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 5 hours ago, Bouvre said: But I might end it all right now and divorce my spouse for uttering the godawful phrase "girded my loins" Are his loins worth girding? 1
Bouvre Posted July 15, 2020 Author Posted July 15, 2020 24 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Are his loins worth girding? Yes
Bouvre Posted July 15, 2020 Author Posted July 15, 2020 1 hour ago, new_disease said: The only acceptable reason for saying that is in response to Stanley Tucci telling you to do so in that one scene in the excellent movie The Devil Wears Prada If I pretend it is, then you've saved my marriage 1
Ginguy Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Bouvre said: Yes Enjoy the throwback phrase then. I personally enjoy the throwback language, so much so that I routinely re-read one of the best modern examples of it I've come across; the Phoenix Guard series by Steven Brust. 1
Seight Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Bouvre said: I masturbated then made the decision to masturbate good decision 1
new_disease Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: If I pretend it is, then you've saved my marriage There, to help with the saving. Also off topic but shit, it's been so long since I've seen the movie I didn't realize Emily Blunt was in it too 1
resurrected Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 Congratulations on the anniversary, and possible divorce. HA. Got anymore stories? Haven't read one in quite a while. 1
nameraka Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 Congrats. Our 15th is tomorrow. We don’t really care. thats how you know you’ve made it. or it’s over. one of those... 1
Bouvre Posted July 16, 2020 Author Posted July 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Lasty said: Tell me you signed a good prenuptial agreement... The only thing the other can take from the other is debt.
Bouvre Posted July 16, 2020 Author Posted July 16, 2020 3 hours ago, resurrected said: Congratulations on the anniversary, and possible divorce. HA. Got anymore stories? Haven't read one in quite a while. Posted the werewolf one only a couple days back. Got a nonfiction piece coming next month. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 11 hours ago, Bouvre said: The only thing the other can take from the other is debt. "Ok babe, I love you, but if we're to get married, first I need you to sign this prenuptial agreement. In the event of a divorce, you get everything. *evil smile and handwringing*" 1
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