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You know how people say "I wish I could punch him in the face" but it's just a rhetorical description of you ire for that person.......

I want to legit punch that dude in the face...>Not because of his shitshow, not because he does nothing for his congregation....But legit just because of his face/voice combo.

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16 hours ago, Vamped said:

Well ... if you mean believe in Joel Osteen

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what if i told you that osteen is actually an avatar for an ancient and powerful sumerian god who wishes to rain fire and destruction upon mankind?

can i get an amen?

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15 hours ago, cyberbully said:

You know how people say "I wish I could punch him in the face" but it's just a rhetorical description of you ire for that person.......

I want to legit punch that dude in the face...>Not because of his shitshow, not because he does nothing for his congregation....But legit just because of his face/voice combo.

it's the teeth for me.

i just want to watch those perfect teeth mangle and crunch under the force of repeated blows to the face.

i want to be his orthodontist's retirement plan.

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12 minutes ago, nameraka said:

what if i told you that osteen is actually an avatar for an ancient and powerful sumerian god who wishes to rain fire and destruction upon mankind?

can i get an amen?

still nah

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