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I was in the gas station and there was this dude just glaring at me. I ignored it at first but he kept staring. Then he goes "Raoul?"

I say "no"

He says "oh haha you look like my buddy. His name is Raoul."

I uncomfortably do a small laugh just to try and make it less awkward.

He says "You smoke squares"

I go "nah"

And he just stares at me. I stare back thinking he's either going to say more or attack me .

Finally after like 15 seconds of uncomfortable silence he says (verbatim) "Dude you ever see Chappelle show? That guy is pretty funny."

I just got the fuck out of there as fast as I could. I still can't believe that shit happened because it was so weird. Dude was like a Skyrim npc.

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Posted
5 hours ago, cyberbully said:

Squares are cigarettes and he doesn't know any Raoul, he was just trying to ascertain if you were a cig smoker.

Also, for a jacked dude, you are a huge pussy.

Yeah maybe he was just trying to break the ice before bumming a cigarette.

Posted
13 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Street slang for cigarettes...  How is it no one here knows this?

We are clearly not from the streets

I also dont smoke with cigarettes

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4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

First of all, It's Chappelle's Show, not Chappelle Show.

Secondly, I don't think anyone spells it "Rauol," but rather "Raul." Maybe I'm wrong, idk.

 

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Posted (edited)
17 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

 

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Pretty sure his name is actually pronounced "Raoul" and not "Rawl" like most people think. Pretty sure I've heard it pronounced "Raoul" in interviews with people that worked with him.

And baseball legend Juan Marichal's last name isn't actually pronounced "mair-i-shell" but that's what the press pegged him with his whole life.

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8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Pretty sure his name is actually pronounced "Raoul" and not "Rawl" like most people think. Pretty sure I've heard it pronounced "Raoul" in interviews with people that worked with him.

And baseball legend Juan Marichal's last name isn't actually pronounced "mair-i-shell" but that's what the press pegged him with his whole life.

I mean...Google?

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Posted
4 hours ago, Vamped said:

We are clearly not from the streets

I also dont smoke with cigarettes

 

3 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Privileged white kids and a goody 2 shoes black chick.

Let's not rush to judgment here.... She didn't see "I also don't smoke," she specifically said she "[doesn't] smoke cigarettes." Maybe she smokes weed... or cigars....

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3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

 

Let's not rush to judgment here.... She didn't see "I also don't smoke," she specifically said she "[doesn't] smoke cigarettes." Maybe she smokes weed... or cigars....

Dude....

Know what, nevermind...I guess I don't read everything here so I can't expect you to, but vamped has said she couldn't smoke weed because....Actually, I forgot why...But she said her bros have done some things be she hasn't smoked weed....I may only remember because she replied to me after a quote of her post.

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Just now, cyberbully said:

Dude....

Know what, nevermind...I guess I don't read everything here so I can't expect you to, but vamped has said she couldn't smoke weed because....Actually, I forgot why...But she said her bros have done some things be she hasn't smoked weed....I may only remember because she replied to me after a quote of her post.

Fair enough. I probably don't remember it for a variety of reasons: 

I'm a goody two shoes so it's not particularly noteworthy to me when someone else is

It was a conversation between the two of you and not me (like you pointed out)

I don't have nabs level of board autism.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Instead of Google, I went to wiki.... Judging from what I'm seeing, I'm pretty sure I'm correct. The article starts with the statement that it "uses Spanish naming customs" and when it writes out his name it has an accent mark over the u.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raul_Julia

That's not what I was asking you to google...I was saying Google Raoul....But it's just safe to Raoul can be spelled other was much like Derrick, Derek, Deric, etc

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Posted
15 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Privileged white kids and a goody 2 shoes black chick.

Sorry I'm not hip to your 70s slang grandpa

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Posted
2 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

That's not what I was asking you to google...I was saying Google Raoul....But it's just safe to Raoul can be spelled other was much like Derrick, Derek, Deric, etc

Oh, well... shows what I know. 😂 Just put the name in the search bar and there's autofill for a Swedish guy and autofill for an Italian guy.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Poof said:

Got any reefer? Wanna go burn a doobie?

I asked my brother if we could go pick up some doobies ... he promptly told me to get out of his car 

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They never take me seriously

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Posted
43 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Privileged white kids and a goody 2 shoes black chick.

Good 2 shoes?!

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I just have a strong conscience and/or anxiety

 

And also they used to do drug tests when we got hurt at work. Actually  ... I think I had to take drug tests for both my internships too. 

Now that its over I need to secure a good honest job so I still cannot par take in that one weed.

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