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Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: Hi guys!

Andy Travis: Oh, what's your sign?

Venus Flytrap: You live around here, mama?

Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella: Want a little action, sugar?

Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: Well, Les, don't you have an opening line?

Les Nessman: [Looks uneasy, then sits down an picks up a drink] Hi, I'm extremely wealthy.

Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: Oooh.

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2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Don't do that.

Your OP was corny as shit and won't work on strangers, but if you use it as an ice breaker on a girl that looks like she might be into you, it could work

Might give you an opportunity to escape the friendzone 

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11 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Don't do that.

Your OP was corny as shit and won't work on strangers, but if you use it as an ice breaker on a girl that looks like she might be into you, it could work

 

9 hours ago, Vamped said:

Might give you an opportunity to escape the friendzone 

So hold on... are you guys saying, that it's not a good line to use on a stranger, but could work on someone I already know? 

BTW I wasn't planning on ACTUALLY using this... I'm not a pick-up line guy.

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

 

So hold on... are you guys saying, that it's not a good line to use on a stranger, but could work on someone I already know? 

BTW I wasn't planning on ACTUALLY using this... I'm not a pick-up line guy.

Yes.

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5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

 

So hold on... are you guys saying, that it's not a good line to use on a stranger, but could work on someone I already know? 

BTW I wasn't planning on ACTUALLY using this... I'm not a pick-up line guy.

Someone you know who might already be interested in you. You could use it to try and cross over into a romantic relationship ... if they have a sense of humor. 

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9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

The way my brains works is, if someone is already interested in me, why would I need a cheesy pick-up line?

So that interest doesn't stagnate into "He's cute but I'll rather talk to someone ready to put forth effort."

I'm just assuming...Personally, I would never sa.....

Ok, you know what...I actually got a girl by saying "the streets need you"....Now this isn't exactly clear what I mean if you're not into 1970-80s TV pimp vernacular, but it's basically something you would say to a girl you wanted to whore out.  Since I'm not exactly putting out pimp vibes, AND she got the joke....It wasn't long before I had her.  

So I guess I must reneg....Corny shit can work if you don't take yourself seriously.....I'll actually say now "try it, what do you have to lose.

 

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24 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

The way my brains works is, if someone is already interested in me, why would I need a cheesy pick-up line?

to get out of the friendzone

 

....  somebody being interested in you means nothing if you don't do anything about it. They'll probably just assume you aren't interested and move on. 

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1 hour ago, cyberbully said:

So that interest doesn't stagnate into "He's cute but I'll rather talk to someone ready to put forth effort."

 

But what if I just ask this person out in a more natural way?

56 minutes ago, Vamped said:

to get out of the friendzone

 

....  somebody being interested in you means nothing if you don't do anything about it. They'll probably just assume you aren't interested and move on. 

Again, the way my brains works, is if I'm in the friendzone, doesn't that by default mean she isn't interested?

Also my reply to buddy.

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2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

But what if I just ask this person out in a more natural way?

Again, the way my brains works, is if I'm in the friendzone, doesn't that by default mean she isn't interested?

Also my reply to buddy.

Okay so ... how do you think relationships happen?

 

Do you think you make eye contact over oranges in Whole Foods and then announce "You there dashing stranger, I take you to be my spouse! Come let us copulate and rear children together" 

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5 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Okay so ... how do you think relationships happen?

 

Do you think you make eye contact over oranges in Whole Foods and then announce "You there dashing stranger, I take you to be my spouse! Come let us copulate and rear children together" 

What have I posted here makes you think I have any fucking idea how any of this happens? 😆:|😭

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3 hours ago, cyberbully said:

So that interest doesn't stagnate into "He's cute but I'll rather talk to someone ready to put forth effort."

I'm just assuming...Personally, I would never sa.....

Ok, you know what...I actually got a girl by saying "the streets need you"....Now this isn't exactly clear what I mean if you're not into 1970-80s TV pimp vernacular, but it's basically something you would say to a girl you wanted to whore out.  Since I'm not exactly putting out pimp vibes, AND she got the joke....It wasn't long before I had her.  

So I guess I must reneg....Corny shit can work if you don't take yourself seriously.....I'll actually say now "try it, what do you have to lose.

 

That had to be one special chick for that line to work, but, at least it has a some wit.  In this class I was in as a sophomore in HS, this one dude kept trying to pick up on this chick by calling her "garden tool number 2."  Like every fucking day.  Somehow, it seemed to be working early on because she giggled even though she was protesting, but she got tired of it rather quickly.  (Don't ask me what the "number 2" referred to.  Also, I'm pretty sure I've told this story before....)

Anyway, @Doom Metal Alchemist, it's like these fine people have said.  If you use that line at a girl who is waiting for you to show some kind if mutual interest, it could be really effective.  It's general enough without being objectifying, but it makes it clear that you're interested in more than just a friendship.  If she's not into you like that, the worst that happens is she groans because of the corniness.

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2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Again, the way my brains works, is if I'm in the friendzone, doesn't that by default mean she isn't interested?

Dudes get "friend zoned" all the time because they didn't sufficiently show mutual interest.  It's not like she's got all the time in the world to just wait for you to get your shit together.

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8 hours ago, Vamped said:

Okay so ... how do you think relationships happen?

 

Do you think you make eye contact over oranges in Whole Foods and then announce "You there dashing stranger, I take you to be my spouse! Come let us copulate and rear children together" 

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On 5/16/2020 at 1:57 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Cookies, candy, ice cream.... I like all things sweet. So, naturally, I like you too. 🙂

Rate my new pick-up line. ^^

Maybe if you also had a cookie to give. Because if you give a girl a cookie....she’ll want some milk.

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On 5/18/2020 at 9:55 AM, scoobdog said:

Dudes get "friend zoned" all the time because they didn't sufficiently show mutual interest.  It's not like she's got all the time in the world to just wait for you to get your shit together.

I think you guys are missing the point of my protesting here.... "she's interested" and "you're friendzoned" are mutually exclusive, aren't they? How will it ONLY work on someone who is interested AND I'm in the friendzone with if there's no such thing as being SIMULTANEOUSLY friendzoned and her being interested? It's one or the other, not both, even if one after the other with the same person.

And another point of my protesting is if she's interested already why would I use a corny line and not be genuine?

THIS WAS A JOKE THREAD, DAMMIT

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