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cyberbully Monster Mutant

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It's a very generic play on words that I'm sure every local dealer that's feeling the sting of Charmin an Purell's chokehold on them income tax checks is using right now.  I hear it a lot on the radio.

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1 hour ago, cyberbully said:

It's a very generic play on words that I'm sure every local dealer that's feeling the sting of Charmin an Purell's chokehold on them income tax checks is using right now.  I hear it a lot on the radio.

I really miss Charmin .... this fucking Scotts tissue ... can go kick rocks

cyberbully Monster Mutant

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I really miss Charmin .... this fucking Scotts tissue ... can go kick rocks

I miss baby wipes....My ass needs a gentle.....moist touch.

This sounds so much worse than it feels

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tsar4 Monster Mutant

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38 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I really miss Charmin .... this fucking Scotts tissue ... can go kick rocks

Yeah, Charmin is great...as long as your place isn't very old with small pipes.  Charmin doesn't breakup very easily & turns into paper mache in small pipes if there's anything to stick to.  You don't want to be in lock-down with your pipes backing up.

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54 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

I miss baby wipes....My ass needs a gentle.....moist touch.

This sounds so much worse than it feels

Ive still got a load of flushable wipes 

Fucking Walmart went up on the price though.  Its 6.52 now for a 5 pack.

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Seight Monster Mutant

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There's a car ad on the front of this free newspaper in the mail, talking about this Ford dealer that will deliver the car to you.

And, hand to God, one of the lines in it is the guy buying the car saying "Big problem tho" :| 

nameraka Monster Mutant

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yeah, while we're all on lockdown and aren't supposed to really be going anywhere, take on an unnecessary expense that you have to insure so that it can sit in your driveway collecting dust for the foreseeable future.

how about i just blow a few grand on lottery tickets and bourbon and at least be happy for a few days?

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On 4/14/2020 at 4:44 PM, cyberbully said:

I miss baby wipes....My ass needs a gentle.....moist touch.

This sounds so much worse than it feels

I know EXACTLY what you mean. As I've gotten older.....I've learned to appreciate baby wipes a LOT more.

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On 4/14/2020 at 11:58 AM, Athena 92 said:

This car dealership commercial deadass just said, "While we're all on lockdown, it's a great time to lock down a great deal on a new car" 

Fucking shoot me 

Yeah.....most of the Ford dealers are struggling and giving that same ad here, too. Fuck......ANY American car dealership here is about to close, because they are fucked.

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I've been seeing the State Farm ads where they're gonna give people rebates since nobody's driving.  What tickles me about it is that among the real (?) agents they have delivering the ad lines, they've slipped in "Jake from State Farm."

On the flip side, Hartford is running ads for AARP car insurance where their guy keeps driving people around while he gives the pitch, and all I can think is, "keep your goddamn eyes on the fucking road!  You don't have to look at your passenger when you talk to them!"  Makes me twitchy.

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Saw one the other night trying to promote something really dumb. Something along the lines of "clap at 7 a.m. for essential workers." Except not just clapping. Make whatever noise you can. Y'know, let 'em know you appreciate them.

Since I'm technically an essential worker, all I can say is, bitch, I'm still mostly asleep on my way out the door. The last thing I need is your dumbasses ruining what's already the worst part of the day.

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Seight Monster Mutant

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We are now at the "Shaq does a serious commercial for The General, but cut with scenes of wacky adventures with Shaq and The General" phase of the quarantine. 

cyberbully Monster Mutant

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2 hours ago, Seight said:

We are now at the "Shaq does a serious commercial for The General, but cut with scenes of wacky adventures with Shaq and The General" phase of the quarantine. 

Kinda pissed at my auto insurance...Sate Farm, Farmers, Progressive, maybe the General are all claiming to give special rates and kickbacks during all this and Alstate ain't said shit....

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6 hours ago, cyberbully said:

Kinda pissed at my auto insurance...Sate Farm, Farmers, Progressive, maybe the General are all claiming to give special rates and kickbacks during all this and Alstate ain't said shit....

Allstate appears to be doing what GEICO is doing, reducing the next premium bill by 15%.

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