bnmjy Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 I was in Walmart today, and this was just laying out on top of one of those cardboard setups for summer items they put next to the aisles, all alone.
helpme Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, Admin_Raptorpat said: that is hand sanitizer not lube That's more money then gold
cyberbully Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 Well, I came here to tell you to make sure you hit your lungs with it real good to protect you from the roski, but it seems enough misuses have been posted and I'll seem like a hack now.
Sawdamizer Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: Well, I came here to tell you to make sure you hit your lungs with it real good to protect you from the roski, but it seems enough misuses have been posted and I'll seem like a hack now. Misuse? Listen here.... if anything comes in 70% alcohol and it's not isopropyl.... fuck bang that shit down your gullet and take the ride.
Vamped Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 I was going to say .... so you stole it? But now I dont want to because I may have just stolen a sandwich from the vending machine at work ... i swiped my card but I just checked my card statement and it is not there Also some chips >.< i dun wanna go to jail
cyberbully Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Vamped said: I was going to say .... so you stole it? But now I dont want to because I may have just stolen a sandwich from the vending machine at work ... i swiped my card but I just checked my card statement and it is not there Also some chips >.< i dun wanna go to jail Ok, I was willing to let the whole "I won't do the drugs because I'm scared" thing go.....But when you express a fear for free vending goodies, then I honestly worry about the amount of stress you invoke upon yourself. Hell, if I see some shit hanging by a thread, I'll still shake the machine just to see.
Raptorpat Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 I mean it's a sandwich out of a vending machine, so they should probably be paying you to eat it. 1
Vamped Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Ok, I was willing to let the whole "I won't do the drugs because I'm scared" thing go.....But when you express a fear for free vending goodies, then I honestly worry about the amount of stress you invoke upon yourself. Hell, if I see some shit hanging by a thread, I'll still shake the machine just to see. Its not like a traditional vending machine, it lets you take the stuff out, but you have to pay afterwards but if you dont pay >.> Its up to you to put it back. There are cameras though T-T I have near Naraku levels of stress right now.
Sawdamizer Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, Vamped said: Its not like a traditional vending machine, it lets you take the stuff out, but you have to pay afterwards but if you dont pay >.> Its up to you to put it back. There are cameras though T-T I have near Naraku levels of stress right now. In this environment... put...it...back? After my covid ass just licked that shit? 1 1
cyberbully Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, Vamped said: Its not like a traditional vending machine, it lets you take the stuff out, but you have to pay afterwards but if you dont pay >.> Its up to you to put it back. There are cameras though T-T I have near Naraku levels of stress right now. We have refrigerated sandwich machines, but the door doesn't slide if you don't put the money in first....This seems like a glaring design flaw.
Vamped Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: I mean it's a sandwich out of a vending machine, so they should probably be paying you to eat it. I mean .... I ate it so they're probably paying me in worms hopefully its the helpful kind in Futurama
Vamped Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, cyberbully said: We have refrigerated sandwich machines, but the door doesn't slide if you don't put the money in first....This seems like a glaring design flaw. Its just a freezer with little doors. You take it out and then there's a little register where you go to pay.
cyberbully Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 OH GODDAMMIT...Fuck it, I went to find this so I'm still posting it. 2
Vamped Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, cyberbully said: OH GODDAMMIT...Fuck it, I went to find this so I'm still posting it. Stay tuned to find out if I get fired over my vending machine chicken salad sandwich but ... now that I've eaten it, I feel ... less guilty. So maybe its the worms ... or I've accepted my life as a villain.
cyberbully Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, Vamped said: Stay tuned to find out if I get fired over my vending machine chicken salad sandwich but ... now that I've eaten it, I feel ... less guilty. So maybe its the worms ... or I've accepted my life as a villain. Well, you obviously klepto'd someone's bra....Pilfered a sammich and are currently robbing Benji of his thread. I think you know what you're doing and just play innocent, but I'm on to you. 1
Vamped Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, cyberbully said: Well, you obviously klepto'd someone's bra....Pilfered a sammich and are currently robbing Benji of his thread. I think you know what you're doing and just play innocent, but I'm on to you. Hey ... I found that bra! I'm sorry for derailing your thread Spoiler 3
Naraku4656 Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Vamped said: Its not like a traditional vending machine, it lets you take the stuff out, but you have to pay afterwards but if you dont pay >.> Its up to you to put it back. There are cameras though T-T I have near Naraku levels of stress right now. my child, you are nowhere near my level 2
Seight Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Are you certain that wasn't for employee use? Well if it was he certainly shouldn't tell a message board full of other people that. crap wait.
bnmjy Posted April 14, 2020 Author Posted April 14, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Are you certain that wasn't for employee use? I dunno. It was unopened, and I was able to scan it at the register, so . . .
André Toulon Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Are you certain that wasn't for employee use? Are you even slightly aware of the world you live in. That shit is all but extinct right now. Let me catch an old lady rubbing up while no one is looking..... survival of the fittest, grandma. But on a serious note....if it scanned and he paid, then someone fucked up and that's not really his responsibility
tsar4 Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I dunno. It was unopened, and I was able to scan it at the register, so . . . Only reason I asked was that I saw a couple bottles on an endcap yesterday. I was ready to snatch one up, but realized that the amount that was missing from each made it obvious it was for employee use (also I had never heard of the brand - looked like something you might get from Grainger or the like).
Vamped Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Only reason I asked was that I saw a couple bottles on an endcap yesterday. I was ready to snatch one up, but realized that the amount that was missing from each made it obvious it was for employee use (also I had never heard of the brand - looked like something you might get from Grainger or the like). Grainger is stingy as fuck right now
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