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6 hours ago, Mix said:

Saw it from the outside as I was walking in and I did the best thing I've ever done....walked right through the middle of it like it wasn't happening....walked right up to the counter and said "I'll have what they're having"

Kept a straight face for a whole 30 seconds...

On a visit to Whataburger the people behind us were arguing and the lady smacked the dude's tray, I had just handed my friend something and one of the chicken tenders landed right in my hand

My friend and I were gone, so to us at 3 am on that date (whatever higher power people choose to believe in) had blessed me and bestowed an amazing gift to me

 

His wife was our DD and still claims this event wasn't nearly as awesome as we found it to be

 

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56 minutes ago, molarbear said:

On a visit to Whataburger the people behind us were arguing and the lady smacked the dude's tray, I had just handed my friend something and one of the chicken tenders landed right in my hand

My friend and I were gone, so to us at 3 am on that date (whatever higher power people choose to believe in) had blessed me and bestowed an amazing gift to me

 

His wife was our DD and still claims this event wasn't nearly as awesome as we found it to be

 

you were truly blessed with a heavenly bounty

it's in these moments that you truly witness a spark of the divine....you with your flying cuts of meat and me with my perfectly timed joke that no one in that wendy's found funny and in fact thought I was an idiot as I cracked up while trying to hold a straight face like Fallon in an SNL sketch 

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28 minutes ago, Mix said:

you were truly blessed with a heavenly bounty

it's in these moments that you truly witness a spark of the divine....you with your flying cuts of meat and me with my perfectly timed joke that no one in that wendy's found funny and in fact thought I was an idiot as I cracked up while trying to hold a straight face like Fallon in an SNL sketch 

Bill Hader losing his shit will always take the cake for me

I dunno what it is but it's contagious as all heck

 

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36 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Bill Hader losing his shit will always take the cake for me

I dunno what it is but it's contagious as all heck

 

That's was funny af

Bill Hader and these old men characters are perfection

Have you seen the ones where he plays the old reporter? Fucking perfection 

There's this scene where he's yelling at the anchor about how the guy who had his job before him would be rolling in his grave if he could see this now and the guy says "no he wouldn't...they cremated him" and bill goes "they burned my friend" all sad and shit....it's hilarious 

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

That's was funny af

Bill Hader and these old men characters are perfection

Have you seen the ones where he plays the old reporter? Fucking perfection 

There's this scene where he's yelling at the anchor about how the guy who had his job before him would be rolling in his grave if he could see this now and the guy says "no he wouldn't...they cremated him" and bill goes "they burned my friend" all sad and shit....it's hilarious 

No, Stefan was my favorite Character of his. 

That and the Californian skits with him and the dude from Portlandia, and Kristen Wigg where they're like I took, the I-12 to I-8 and avoid traffic (in a heavily accented Valley voice)

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22 minutes ago, molarbear said:

No, Stefan was my favorite Character of his. 

That and the Californian skits with him and the dude from Portlandia, and Kristen Wigg where they're like I took, the I-12 to I-8 and avoid traffic (in a heavily accented Valley voice)

Get outta here Devon

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

I mean, for two old white guys, they looked pretty damn terrible :|

Wow, I just realized I have a rather sexist way of thinking....Anytime I see people fighting in a food establishment, it's usually women......Or a bunch of girls whipping one chick's ass.....2 old white dudes would have never crossed my imagination.

Thank you, kind sir, for breaking this sexist barrier for me.

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There's a bunch of guys I know from high school that were big into gangs working at the one here could be why I say that I guess. No idea if they still are, and I don't have any beef with them though I guess.. They get my order wrong though a lot.. but most the time it's extra shit lol..  like an extra drink or some fires or some shit that I didn't pay for. I never say anything though XD. I rarely go to Wendy's anyway I'm not a big fan of their food it's usually pretty meh. Like not bad, but just bland..idk. 

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9 minutes ago, Mix said:

Why? 😆

The interior feels a lot like Waffle House.

I know what he's talking about.

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