Haven't dated anybody in almost 9 years.

[Gyaos]

That changes tomorrow. She's a woman in her mid-thirties, and I'm hoping that I don't fuck this up. I still feel like a kid stuck in a 28 year old man's body that looks like a lanky teenager.

Part of me hopes that it leads to another relationship. Tired of being alone with my cat, though he provides great company.

Cheers. 🍻

[NaBarney]

Good luck my good friend, hopefully this leads to happiness 

[Gyaos]

Just now, NaBrunswick said:

Good luck my good friend, hopefully this leads to happiness 

I like happiness. Happiness is good.

[molarbear]

25 minutes ago, Gyaos said:

. I still feel like a kid stuck in a 28 year old man's body that looks like a lanky teenager.

 

 

I don't think this ever goes away

Congratulations though!

[Gyaos]

54 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I don't think this ever goes away

Congratulations though!

I work with an older man who's almost in his 60's and he tells me this exact thing. He keeps telling me that I'll never get used to it.

That's pretty fucking scary in my eyes.

[Vamped]

[HardcoreHunter]

3 hours ago, Gyaos said:

She's a woman in her mid-thirties

Either mentally unstable, or has kids. Mid 30s and later are a dangerous dating scene. 

[NaBarney]

3 hours ago, Gyaos said:

I like happiness. Happiness is good.

 

[PhilosipherStoned]

Have fun. Hope it goes well.

[Vamped]

2 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Either mentally unstable, or has kids. Mid 30s and later are a dangerous dating scene. 

.... they're mentally unstable because they're single in their 30's?

[HardcoreHunter]

3 minutes ago, Vamped said:

.... they're mentally unstable because they're single in their 30's?

other way around 

[Lytbryt]

2 hours ago, NaBrunswick said:

 

Like wut does "built to spill" even mean u kno?

[Lytbryt]

11 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

other way around 

[NaBarney]

8 minutes ago, Lytbryt said:

Like wut does "built to spill" even mean u kno?

 

[Lytbryt]

Its like that Chrisophter Nolan movie..... Batman

[Vamped]

54 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

other way around 

well this sounds like that Florida Man Concert Convention we talked about in Dumpster Fires

[Lytbryt]

25 minutes ago, Vamped said:

well this sounds like that Florida Man Concert Convention we talked about in Dumpster Fires

I have some fam in Florida u kno its really not that bad they are hard working honest ppl only the weird meth heads are on the coasts and the panhandle, honestly most the hate ppl have for "Floridians" are in actuality just Southern Alabamans

[Vamped]

14 minutes ago, Lytbryt said:

I have some fam in Florida u kno its really not that bad they are hard working honest ppl only the weird meth heads are on the coasts and the panhandle, honestly most the hate ppl have for "Floridians" are in actuality just Southern Alabamans

This is what I'm talking about .... for reference 

https://unevenedge.com/topic/47934-the-mansplaining-event-of-the-century/?tab=comments#comment-917998

Thought it was in Dumpster Fires but it was in rants

Edited February 7, 2020 by Vamped

[Lytbryt]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

This is what I'm talking about .... for reference 

https://unevenedge.com/topic/47934-the-mansplaining-event-of-the-century/?tab=comments#comment-917998

Thought it was in Dumpster Fires but it was in rants

Oh wow is that like a self help conference or somethng? There are some pretty neat and big expo centers in Florida I went to a boat show once very strange to see all these giant yachts insinde this huuuuge ass building nice boats tho 

[Vamped]

4 minutes ago, Lytbryt said:

Oh wow is that like a self help conference or somethng? There are some pretty neat and big expo centers in Florida I went to a boat show once very strange to see all these giant yachts insinde this huuuuge ass building nice boats tho 

I see ... you're trolling me then. 

 

[Lytbryt]

7 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I see ... you're trolling me then. 

 

'No I didnt read it but it looks like a self help seminar or PUA conference judging from the pics

[Gyaos]

7 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Either mentally unstable, or has kids. Mid 30s and later are a dangerous dating scene. 

We know each other somewhat. I wouldn't be as nervous about this if it was just a "fling." She doesn't have kids, plays video games, and reads comic books.

As far as women in my area go, she is like a unicorn. I can't pass this up.

Edited February 7, 2020 by Gyaos

[SwimModSponges]

better brush up on your pussy eating skills.

[renjifan]

Good luck! Have fun!!! ☺️

[Naraku4656]

hey man it worked for me. i, too, am a 28 year old man dating a woman in her mid 30s. so hey if it works it works

[InsaneFox]

18 hours ago, Gyaos said:

That changes tomorrow. She's a woman in her mid-thirties, and I'm hoping that I don't fuck this up. I still feel like a kid stuck in a 28 year old man's body that looks like a lanky teenager.

Part of me hopes that it leads to another relationship. Tired of being alone with my cat, though he provides great company.

Cheers. 🍻

It’s been like 11 for me. Doesn’t look like it’s gonna change anytime soon!

[tsar4]

14 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

other way around 

They're in their 30's because they're mentally unstable & single?

[HardcoreHunter]

23 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

They're in their 30's because they're mentally unstable & single?

They're single in their 30s because they're mentally unstable. But close enough

[avec]

1 hour ago, HardcoreHunter said:

They're single in their 30s because they're mentally unstable. But close enough

[HardcoreHunter]

Sometimes you can get lucky and find a cake that didn't go stale after 25. 

[avec]

4 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Sometimes you can get lucky and find a cake that didn't go stale after 25. 

Wow, I've never been referred to as a stale cake before.  Women, huh?

[HardcoreHunter]

Just now, avec said:

Wow, I've never been referred to as a stale cake before.  Women, huh?

In Japan they call women over 25 christmas cakes. This is because like christmas cakes sold for christmas, they become more stale and less desirable after the 25th and have to be sold at discount. Desperate cakes have become a popular moe gap over the past few years though. 

[avec]

5 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

In Japan they call women over 25 christmas cakes. This is because like christmas cakes sold for christmas, they become more stale and less desirable after the 25th and have to be sold at discount. Desperate cakes have become a popular moe gap over the past few years though. 

 

[HardcoreHunter]

Just now, avec said:

 

If you managed to make it into your 30s without drugs, kids, a criminal record, an extra 40+lbs, no job/minimum wage, ex bf/husband hangups, or cheating on a past partner then applause on proving the system wrong. 

[Gyaos]

We hit it off well. We had dinner at a Mexican restaurant, went to see Birds of Prey, and walked around town. I don't know if we've reached "relationship" status yet, but we agreed that we should spend more time with each other. She said that I was "fun" to be around. 

On another note, Birds of Prey was pretty dumb. Great action sequences, but still pretty dumb.

[Vamped]

3 hours ago, Gyaos said:

We hit it off well. We had dinner at a Mexican restaurant, went to see Birds of Prey, and walked around town. I don't know if we've reached "relationship" status yet, but we agreed that we should spend more time with each other. She said that I was "fun" to be around. 

On another note, Birds of Prey was pretty dumb. Great action sequences, but still pretty dumb.

Well one date is kinda early to be in a relationship but Im glad things went good 

[Gyaos]

1 minute ago, Vamped said:

Well one date is kinda early to be in a relationship but Im glad things went good 

I know. I just want this to work. My last relationship took about three dates and a lot of time together before it was considered a bona fide relationship.

It ended badly. I won't go into details. I just don't want that to happen again. Hence why I was anxious this round. The anxiety is still there, but it's not as strong as it was before tonight.

[Vamped]

1 hour ago, Gyaos said:

I know. I just want this to work. My last relationship took about three dates and a lot of time together before it was considered a bona fide relationship.

It ended badly. I won't go into details. I just don't want that to happen again. Hence why I was anxious this round. The anxiety is still there, but it's not as strong as it was before tonight.

Aww ... if it makes you feel better Ive gone on dates I didnt know were dates until the next day 

[tsar4]

9 hours ago, Gyaos said:

We hit it off well. We had dinner at a Mexican restaurant, went to see Birds of Prey, and walked around town. I don't know if we've reached "relationship" status yet, but we agreed that we should spend more time with each other. She said that I was "fun" to be around. 

On another note, Birds of Prey was pretty dumb. Great action sequences, but still pretty dumb.

[HardcoreHunter]

9 hours ago, Gyaos said:

We hit it off well. We had dinner at a Mexican restaurant, went to see Birds of Prey, and walked around town. I don't know if we've reached "relationship" status yet, but we agreed that we should spend more time with each other. She said that I was "fun" to be around. 

On another note, Birds of Prey was pretty dumb. Great action sequences, but still pretty dumb.