InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 Wooo! So as I'm losing weight, I'm starting to notice a strange protrusion about an inch-ish above my belly button. Looks like I'd better schedule a doctor's appointment. In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen! Take your bets! Hernia or Cancer?!? COME ONE COME ALL, PLACE YOUR BETS! 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 ..........Have you been excessively lifting or exercising?
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: ..........Have you been excessively lifting or exercising? I work retail. So, yes? Maybe?
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, InsaneFox said: I work retail. So, yes? Maybe? Like heavy objects? Meaning over 40-45 pounds. It matters, because it may be neither choice.
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Like heavy objects? Meaning over 40-45 pounds. It matters, because it may be neither choice. Water heaters, toilets, what have you. 80-90 pounds on occasion.
Seight Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 6 hours ago, InsaneFox said: Water heaters, toilets, what have you. 80-90 pounds on occasion. FURK, that's definitely a hernia then.
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 Hernia. The miniature had one when he was a newborn in the same place.
That_One_Guy Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 Probably just a hernia but you're doing the right thing getting it checked out
tsar4 Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 Depends upon how far above your belly button it is. There's this one thing, I think the medical term is "Head". 2
mthor Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 15 hours ago, InsaneFox said: Wooo! So as I'm losing weight, I'm starting to notice a strange protrusion about an inch-ish above my belly button. Looks like I'd better schedule a doctor's appointment. In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen! Take your bets! Hernia or Cancer?!? COME ONE COME ALL, PLACE YOUR BETS! Get it checked out - it could be a hernia, it could be a cyst, it could be a lipoma, it could be an alien implant...
panic Posted January 7, 2020 Posted January 7, 2020 Like a receding glacier unleashing an abomination once frozen within, your weight loss has allowed the twin you had absorbed in the womb to emerge. Soon he will awaken and reclaim the life stolen from him. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING! So what are you going to name him? 3
lupin_bebop Posted January 7, 2020 Posted January 7, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 7:05 AM, Seight said: FURK, that's definitely a hernia then. That's why I asked him questions. My money is on a hernia.....if not a lipoma.
Vamped Posted January 7, 2020 Posted January 7, 2020 1 hour ago, panic said: Like a receding glacier unleashing an abomination once frozen within, your weight loss has allowed the twin you had absorbed in the womb to emerge. Soon he will awaken and reclaim the life stolen from him. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING! So what are you going to name him? Herman or Henrique
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