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Lump above my belly button!


InsaneFox

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Wooo!

So as I'm losing weight, I'm starting to notice a strange protrusion about an inch-ish above my belly button.

Looks like I'd better schedule a doctor's appointment.

In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen! Take your bets!

Hernia or Cancer?!?

COME ONE COME ALL, PLACE YOUR BETS!

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15 hours ago, InsaneFox said:

Wooo!

So as I'm losing weight, I'm starting to notice a strange protrusion about an inch-ish above my belly button.

Looks like I'd better schedule a doctor's appointment.

In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen! Take your bets!

Hernia or Cancer?!?

COME ONE COME ALL, PLACE YOUR BETS!

Get it checked out - it could be a hernia, it could be a cyst, it could be a lipoma, it could be an alien implant...

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Like a receding glacier unleashing an abomination once frozen within, your weight loss has allowed the twin you had absorbed in the womb to emerge. Soon he will awaken and reclaim the life stolen from him. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING!

So what are you going to name him?

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1 hour ago, panic said:

Like a receding glacier unleashing an abomination once frozen within, your weight loss has allowed the twin you had absorbed in the womb to emerge. Soon he will awaken and reclaim the life stolen from him. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING!

So what are you going to name him?

Herman or Henrique 

 

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