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Got a Bidet Attachment for my Toilet


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My ignorant American ass never really got the logistics of bidet usage. Like, how do you confirm that you're actually clean when you don't have the look-at-the-TP check? And does everyone need their own ass-towel? Do you just have a dedicated ass-towel rack? I need to know!

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7 minutes ago, Top Gun said:

My ignorant American ass never really got the logistics of bidet usage. Like, how do you confirm that you're actually clean when you don't have the look-at-the-TP check? And does everyone need their own ass-towel? Do you just have a dedicated ass-towel rack? I need to know!

Attach it to your nearest fire hydrant and you will never have to worry about a dirty ass again.

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5 hours ago, Top Gun said:

My ignorant American ass never really got the logistics of bidet usage. Like, how do you confirm that you're actually clean when you don't have the look-at-the-TP check? And does everyone need their own ass-towel? Do you just have a dedicated ass-towel rack? I need to know!

From what I've experienced, you hose off your asshole and that should get you good to go. Then you take TP and dry off (you can check the TP at this point if you wish).

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22 hours ago, Top Gun said:

My ignorant American ass never really got the logistics of bidet usage. Like, how do you confirm that you're actually clean when you don't have the look-at-the-TP check? And does everyone need their own ass-towel? Do you just have a dedicated ass-towel rack? I need to know!

I still use TP to dry and to make sure I'm clean.
That may sound like it defeats the purpose but I'm using way less than before.  The bidet should pay for itself over time.

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On 11/29/2019 at 2:58 PM, crackymckrackin said:

Most decent bidet seats/washlets have built in heaters. You do have to have a gfci outlet to plug it into. 

 

I went for a cheaper model but made sure it had a metal hose splitter. I only have one outlet in my bathroom so I would have to run the cord across the sink if I got an electric.
It would be possible to get warm water using the sink's water supply but I'd either have to put a hole in the side of the cabinet or run a hose out the front doors.  Neither option sounds great.
 

I spent a lot of time looking at bidets before making a purchase.

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4 hours ago, Sieg67 said:

I went for a cheaper model but made sure it had a metal hose splitter. I only have one outlet in my bathroom so I would have to run the cord across the sink if I got an electric.
It would be possible to get warm water using the sink's water supply but I'd either have to put a hole in the side of the cabinet or run a hose out the front doors.  Neither option sounds great.
 

I spent a lot of time looking at bidets before making a purchase.

I'm a huge Toto fan. The Japanese really know how to make shit work.............

All of those things sound easy to me but I do understand that most people aren't plumbing experts or builders like a couple of us here. Honestly it's more about having the right tools to do the job.

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53 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said:

I'm a huge Toto fan. The Japanese really know how to make shit work.............

All of those things sound easy to me but I do understand that most people aren't plumbing experts or builders like a couple of us here. Honestly it's more about having the right tools to do the job.

You have to remember that I live in an apartment and I just can't go and fuck with stuff.
I'm not even sure if they'd be ok with what I got.  I didn't tell them.  I can't go putting holes in things, though. 

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11 hours ago, little_girl_lost said:

i keep reading the thread title as "biden attachment"

and such a thing existing didn't surprise me at all.

My attachment may violate your asshole but it still isn't as creepy as Biden.

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