GuyBeardmane Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I'm sorry for doing the thing I hate. I just trolled myself. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I'm ok with this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 3 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: I'm sorry for doing the thing I hate. I just trolled myself. lmao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 2 hours ago, molarbear said: I'm ok with this I like this song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I like this song. She looks like she's having so much fun too... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Vela said: She looks like she's having so much fun too... I think it's funny how she seems bored at the beginning of this carpool karaoke thing but she gets into it by the end. This thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Look at all that singing talent. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I think it's funny how she seems bored at the beginning of this carpool karaoke thing but she gets into it by the end. This thing. OMG that LACE! Her boobs look AMAZING behind that lace. My word! Damn it...now I will be forever in search of lace like that. Ugh ANOTHER fruitless endeavor to the list. Also...^.^ that was fun, thank you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I mean, it was foretold 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I have an unhealthy crush on Mariah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: I have an unhealthy crush on Mariah. It’s the BIG AMERICAN TITTIES 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 4 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I like this song. The entire album is amazing and timeless. Fucking loved this shit since middle school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 5 hours ago, André Toulon said: I have an unhealthy crush on Mariah. Unhealthy ay? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I had a crush on her as a little boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 6 hours ago, André Toulon said: I have an unhealthy crush on Mariah. It's only unhealthy if you're listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 23 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: I had a crush on her as a little boy. I didn't even like her when I was a kid....I was into Paula Abdul and That one model that also had a mole on her face that I can't remember her name....I guess I used to have a thing for beauty marks. My Mariah Carey crush came sometime in my 20s out of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Just now, André Toulon said: I didn't even like her when I was a kid....I was into Paula Abdul and That one model that also had a mole on her face that I can't remember her name....I guess I used to have a thing for beauty marks. My Mariah Carey crush came sometime in my 20s out of nowhere. She’s bipolar and would hate you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Cindy fucking Crawford....There she is 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 25 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: That looks like a dude in drag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, 🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits said: That looks like a dude in drag Cindy Crawford? Didn't they coin the term supermodel for her? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Cindy Crawford? Didn't they coin the term supermodel for her? Actually I think that was that batshit crazy Janice Dickerson (or whatever) chick....But honestly, that could all be made up in her head....Because that bitch is legit bonkers. Edited November 1, 2019 by André Toulon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, 🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits said: That looks like a dude in drag As someone who has a lot of experience with drag queens, I can say with confidence that you are either blind or just very stupid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 10 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said: It’s the BIG AMERICAN TITTIES That's a part of it. But I had a big crush on her before I noticed how nice her boobs are. She's just a hottie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 (edited) I still have a crush on Dolly Parton and Elvira because of BIG AMERICAN TITTIES. Edited November 2, 2019 by GuyBeardmane Because I said boobies instead of titties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 On 11/1/2019 at 6:56 AM, André Toulon said: I have an unhealthy crush on Mariah. I was about 14-15 when this happened so yeah >___> Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Seight said: I was about 14-15 when this happened so yeah >___> Hide contents Spoiler Look at her with them gems. Her jewelry is nice too. Why we using spoiler? Edited November 2, 2019 by Vela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 3, 2019 Author Share Posted November 3, 2019 55 minutes ago, Vela said: Reveal hidden contents Look at her with them gems. Her jewelry is nice too. Why we using spoiler? Spoiler Because Boobs. Oh shit I spoiled the wrong thing. Because Spoiler Boobs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 13 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: I still have a crush on Dolly Parton and Elvira because of BIG AMERICAN TITTIES. Cassandra Petersen looks infinitely better as herself than as Elvira. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Cassandra Petersen looks infinitely better as herself than as Elvira. *Googles* Oh shit, she's a red head....and not one of the ugly ones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 3, 2019 Author Share Posted November 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Cassandra Petersen looks infinitely better as herself than as Elvira. You're not wrong, but the open dress and beehive do something for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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