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I mean even I well eat a gross BBQ pizza but pineapple is just pushing it too far man. It is an actual joke perpetrated solely by contrarian. How come pinapple only fruit you see on pizza huh? You ain't see no apple, pear, orange, banana, lemon, mango on pizza. 

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Just now, Lytbryt said:

I mean even I well eat a gross BBQ pizza but pineapple is just pushing it too far man. It is an actual joke perpetrated solely by contrarian. How come pinapple only fruit you see on pizza huh? You ain't see no apple, pear, orange, banana, lemon, mango on pizza. 

I like BBQ chicken pizza too, but not something I'd eat often.

As for why pineapple and no other fruit, I don't know. 

All I know is when I was little my dad had me try a slice of Hawaiian pizza and I loved it. 

The irony here is my dad doesn't like Hawaiian pizza.

The double irony is that my dad was born in Hawaii and lived there until he was 14.

But apparently Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek dude, so I guess that doesn't really matter.

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I don't mind Hawaiian pizza. Definitely not my favorite, but I'd eat it if I had no choice.

Now if you wanna know a true abomination, try Japanese pizza: mayonnaise, corn, and potatoes topped with cheese. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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13 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I don't mind Hawaiian pizza. Definitely not my favorite, but I'd eat it if I had no choice.

Now if you wanna know a true abomination, try Japanese pizza: mayonnaise, corn, and potatoes topped with cheese. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Try a BLT pizza.  They are amazing. 

Bacon, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo.

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19 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I don't mind Hawaiian pizza. Definitely not my favorite, but I'd eat it if I had no choice.

Now if you wanna know a true abomination, try Japanese pizza: mayonnaise, corn, and potatoes topped with cheese. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

I would eat this but would prefer sour cream instead of mayo. 

Pineapple on pizza is good when whoever makes it isn't being cheap with the ingredients. It goes nicely with good ham or bacon.

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4 hours ago, Lytbryt said:

I mean even I well eat a gross BBQ pizza but pineapple is just pushing it too far man. It is an actual joke perpetrated solely by contrarian. How come pinapple only fruit you see on pizza huh? You ain't see no apple, pear, orange, banana, lemon, mango on pizza. 

STAY MAD.

Also I went to a pizza place a couple of months ago and they did actually have a pizza with mandarin oranges on it.

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1 hour ago, Seight said:

Also I went to a pizza place a couple of months ago and they did actually have a pizza with mandarin oranges on it.

Bet money nobody ever order it and is only on the menu as a joke if someone did order it theyd have to send a delivery driver to the market to pick up a few cups of Del MonteImage result for del monte mandarin oranges

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3 hours ago, bnmjy said:

I don't mind Hawaiian pizza. Definitely not my favorite, but I'd eat it if I had no choice.

Now if you wanna know a true abomination, try Japanese pizza: mayonnaise, corn, and potatoes topped with cheese. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Oh trust me look I love sushi and some Japanese dishes but those people eat chilled fermented soy beans for breakfast like its an actual okay thing to do Natto? More like Notto. Never again yuck Their questionable culinary choices dont surprise me

 

Image result for gross pizza

 

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29 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

there are only certain type of pizzas that are acceptable

cheese

pepperoni (preferred)

sausage (not preferred but if it's the only choice)

buffalo chicken (if drunk or in college)

white pizza

Sicilian pizza

 

THAT'S IT

Actually acceptable pizza:

Brooklyn style pepperoni pizza

thats it

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