Vamped Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 My butt >.< I have had 5 preflight poops >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: My butt >.< I have had 5 preflight poops >.< Nervouse shits? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Sounds like you... Lost your shit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 15 minutes ago, Vamped said: My butt >.< I have had 5 preflight poops >.< RUB IT IN *SOBS* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Trifling ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Nervouse shits? Pretty much. Im afraid to eat anything until I get where Im going. Gotta take one more flight XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 1 hour ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Sounds like you... Lost your shit Im not scared shitless yet though. Prolly got like 3 more poops to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 48 minutes ago, fuggstop said: RUB IT IN *SOBS* You still constipated? XD I heard anal sex will unstick you but I dunno. I dont do buttstuff 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Just now, Vamped said: You still constipated? XD I heard anal sex will unstick you but I dunno. I dont do buttstuff i had like one tiny sad poop yesterday. it was pathetic LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 42 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Trifling ass I meant to post this as like 4am. There was nobody in the bathroom but me ... pooping out all my guts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 Just now, fuggstop said: i had like one tiny sad poop yesterday. it was pathetic LOL Welp. Im pooping chocolate milk so ... I dunno. TMI 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Just now, fuggstop said: i had like one tiny sad poop yesterday. it was pathetic LOL Drink 2 bottles of apple juice in an hour You will get the flushing of a lifetime just make sure the plumbing can handle it first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, helpme said: Drink 2 bottles of apple juice in an hour You will get the flushing of a lifetime just make sure the plumbing can handle it first im prediabetic. cant drink juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 41 minutes ago, Vamped said: I meant to post this as like 4am. There was nobody in the bathroom but me ... pooping out all my guts That's hot. Let me Holla real quik 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Get it all out of you lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 2 hours ago, fuggstop said: RUB IT IN *SOBS* Haven't you been fasting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 18 minutes ago, Poof said: Haven't you been fasting? lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 25 minutes ago, Poof said: Haven't you been fasting? Yes. Im intermittent fasting. I still eat! NOTHING IS COMING OUUUUUT fasting is very dehydrating and no matter how hard i try i cant get enough water in me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Yes. Im intermittent fasting. I still eat! NOTHING IS COMING OUUUUUT fasting is very dehydrating and no matter how hard i try i cant get enough water in me what are you doing exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Just now, Poof said: what are you doing exactly? i usually eat one 500 calorie meal or more a day once a day and drink water and diet green tea for 20 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 (edited) 10 minutes ago, fuggstop said: i usually eat one 500 calorie meal or more a day once a day and drink water and diet green tea for 20 hours You'll probably be lucky to poop once every 3-5 days depending on what the 500 calorie meal is. The less fiber and protein in that meal, the less you're going to poop. If there was no fiber, protein, you might not poop hardly at all even if having 500 calories / day. So don't have any more laxatives. You're probably just empty Edited September 27, 2019 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 4 hours ago, fuggstop said: im prediabetic. cant drink juice. Drink ranch then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 So .... just made it to my room ... and it appears Im all out of poop. >.> My room sucks though. My friend and her husband's room is sweet. Jet tub jacuzzi .... mine .... is dark ... and the mismatch chair ... makes me itch GODDAMMIT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Mix said: Lol its just falling out of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cyberbully Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Did you shit in it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: Did you shit in it? I hope so. XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 I mean seriously, those fountains can be utilized as bidets. No wiping required. (lol j/k. I'd need to bring toilet paper and/or wipes with me. I don't like bidets.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: I mean seriously, those fountains can be utilized as bidets. No wiping required. (lol j/k. I'd need to bring toilet paper and/or wipes with me. I don't like bidets.) I have lived by this rule since I was like 15 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Good rule to live by, homey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 14 hours ago, Vamped said: My butt >.< I have had 5 preflight poops >.< At least they were pre flight and not mid flight I had to pee when I was flying to Dallas to connect to my main flight The bathroom was tear shaped and I had to hold the door partially shut because there was no way I was going to actually fit in this bathroom designed for people that were 3 feet tall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 "I pooped my pants last night, pre-flight..." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 28, 2019 Author Share Posted September 28, 2019 7 hours ago, molarbear said: At least they were pre flight and not mid flight I had to pee when I was flying to Dallas to connect to my main flight The bathroom was tear shaped and I had to hold the door partially shut because there was no way I was going to actually fit in this bathroom designed for people that were 3 feet tall I was doing everything I could not to use the bathroom on the plane. Actually probably messed me up yesterday. I think I ended up dehydrated and got this crazy cramp in my leg in the middle of the night. Gotta find a banana somewhere today. The goal today is to hydrate between alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 28, 2019 Author Share Posted September 28, 2019 8 hours ago, cyberbully said: Did you shit in it? Lmao! Never. I was over my nervous poops. Around this time I was regretting trying to be cute because the shoes I was wearing had no support and my ankle was swollen. Thank the gods there's a Nike store in Cesar's Palace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 28, 2019 Author Share Posted September 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: I mean seriously, those fountains can be utilized as bidets. No wiping required. (lol j/k. I'd need to bring toilet paper and/or wipes with me. I don't like bidets.) 8 hours ago, cyberbully said: I have lived by this rule since I was like 15 Have not encountered a situation where baby wipes have not been useful. Theres a pack in my purse right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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