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Posted
2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Sounds legit. Cats are always demanding something.

I suggest telling the furball to get a job and then she can buy all the catnip she wants herself.

yes

Posted
1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

what  that is from

Your kitchen. We film you.  It's our favorite show.  

We were going to misspell and poorly structure the captions too, but it seemed to drive away some of our fan base.

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Posted
31 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

is  that normal   she told me to  get  loan for  25,000 dollars  to  buy her catnip   i think  i need some sleep

Grow your own (wink, wink).

Posted (edited)
49 minutes ago, helpme said:

have qustions  about  disclaimer about  this  one   https://www.chewy.com/meowijuana-catnibas-meowy-js-rolled/dp/152747   Not for human consumption.  it  is catnip  why  would  some one   somke  catnip   it dose  not get humens high 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, helpme said:

Actual catnip plant is safe for human consumption it's part of the mint family so some people will make tea out of it

yes did you read  the link

Posted
9 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

yes did you read  the link

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https://commonsensehome.com/catnip/

It’s a perennial herb that’s a member of the mint family

Uses and Benefits
Although most commonly grown for cats’ enjoyment, catnip has a long history of medicinal use. The tea is soothing, cooling and relaxing. The leaves are safe to eat, but strong in flavor. Large amounts may induce vomiting.

 

Posted
1 minute ago, helpme said:

💢💢💢

https://commonsensehome.com/catnip/

It’s a perennial herb that’s a member of the mint family

Uses and Benefits
Although most commonly grown for cats’ enjoyment, catnip has a long history of medicinal use. The tea is soothing, cooling and relaxing. The leaves are safe to eat, but strong in flavor. Large amounts may induce vomiting.

 

ok  nice to know

Posted
2 hours ago, helpme said:

💢💢💢

https://commonsensehome.com/catnip/

It’s a perennial herb that’s a member of the mint family

Uses and Benefits
Although most commonly grown for cats’ enjoyment, catnip has a long history of medicinal use. The tea is soothing, cooling and relaxing. The leaves are safe to eat, but strong in flavor. Large amounts may induce vomiting.

 

It shows up in herbal blends occasionally, along with herbs like chamomile, skullcap, hibiscus, and valerian; usually in "sleepy-time" type blends.

  

Posted
1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said:

Of course. That's what cats do.

Remember: You are not a cat owner. You are merely a cat's personal assistant and intern.

Fuck that. My first kitty cutes was like my mom. My second kitty Bandit worshipped me. I was all he knew but i watched him be born. Kitties arent all these distant emotionless assholes.

Posted
Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Fuck that. My first kitty cutes was like my mom. My second kitty Bandit worshipped me. I was all he knew but i watched him be born. Kitties arent all these distant emotionless assholes.

Don't let Bandit's adoration fool you. It's just a strategy to make you do things for them.

Spoiler

Kidding. My kitty was glued to me pretty much 24/7. Best kitty ever.

 

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Don't let Bandit's adoration fool you. It's just a strategy to make you do things for them.

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Kidding. My kitty was glued to me pretty much 24/7. Best kitty ever.

 

Haha yes i loved Bandit so much. I think he thought i was his momma. He had a bad side when I wasnt watching my mom and dad would tell me he was bad lol but then when i was around he was always on his best behavior so i didnt believe them

I was unconvinced for years until i moved in with my mom. My mom didnt want him in the living room so she put this stuffed toy in the doorway of the living room to scare him. Well that nite bandit peed over and over on the toy all night. When we woke up the toy was soaked in his piss LOL that was the only time i caught him being bad but i thought that was so hilarious i didnt scold him. My mom had to throw the toy away!

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