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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Gonna cam w/ them? 

last time I brandished a weapon on cam it got weird. It was a knife and the guy was like "I'd take that if it meant I could be inside you" But I guess they couldn't really say that to a sword bc I don't think anyone would continue raping if I ran them thru w/a longsword

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1 minute ago, Poof said:

last time I brandished a weapon on cam it got weird. It was a knife and the guy was like "I'd take that if it meant I could be inside you" But I guess they couldn't really say that to a sword bc I don't think anyone would continue raping if I ran them thru w/a longsword

.... Uhh wow shit. Yeah I guess don't do that 😳

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3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I would think cosplay? Sexy ninja or some shit

oooooooooooooh I see what you're getting at. Yea the katana would definitely drive ppl crazy in that case I think. tbh I've never really cosplayed. I find it intimidating

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1 minute ago, Poof said:

oooooooooooooh I see what you're getting at. Yea the katana would definitely drive ppl crazy in that case I think. tbh I've never really cosplayed. I find it intimidating

Why intimidating? If I was a cammer I could totally be down for a Luigi cosplay. I have the skin tone/mario knowledge for it

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13 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Why intimidating? If I was a cammer I could totally be down for a Luigi cosplay. I have the skin tone/mario knowledge for it

hit me w/some obscure mario knowledge plz?

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hit me w/some obscure mario knowledge plz?

Mario was originally called jump man in donkey Kong and was the antagonist in donkey Kong Jr. The American version of super mario bros 2 is actually a reskin of another game called doki doki panic. This was done because a tester determined that the actual sequel to the original mario bros would be far too difficult for American audiances. Super mario 64 was actually supposed to be two player, but the idea was abandoned due to memory limitations of the n64. There was a weird fever dream super mario bros cartoon that was on TV for a while. I actually enjoy it somewhat. In the pamphlet for the first super mario bros game it says all the citizens of the mushroom kingdom were turned into blocks. So basically when you break a block as mario, you've just killed someone. 

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11 minutes ago, NaBrainman said:

It sounds like you stole some swords, but I guess that's ok since you are in need of protection against the cartels

that's still a possibility. seriously there's the cartel, and then there's 2 other ppl who I think might actually have me killed one day

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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Mario was originally called jump man in donkey Kong and was the antagonist in donkey Kong Jr. The American version of super mario bros 2 is actually a reskin of another game called doki doki panic. This was done because a tester determined that the actual sequel to the original mario bros would be far too difficult for American audiances. Super mario 64 was actually supposed to be two player, but the idea was abandoned due to memory limitations of the n64. There was a weird fever dream super mario bros cartoon that was on TV for a while. I actually enjoy it somewhat. In the pamphlet for the first super mario bros game it says all the citizens of the mushroom kingdom were turned into blocks. So basically when you break a block as mario, you've just killed someone. 

I knew everything except the yellow already. Now I must find doki doki panic

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I knew everything except the yellow already. Now I must find doki doki panic

Its basically super mario 2 with different characters. Also I think it forces you to use certain characters for certain levels. You don't always get to choose. 

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Just now, That_One_Guy said:

Its basically super mario 2 with different characters. Also I think it forces you to use certain characters for certain levels. You don't always get to choose. 

peach every level! I need to float

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18 minutes ago, Poof said:

seriously there's the cartel,

I was hoping that arc was a joke, but it somehow seemed real..

19 minutes ago, Poof said:

and then there's 2 other ppl who I think might actually have me killed one day

Slay them first with your blade. Hopefully it's not the really rich guy, it'd be scary to suspect a crazed nut w resources like that wanting you dead

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5 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

I'm all about Mario and toad. Luigi is a bitch to handle and peach is extra af

xD yes she is

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5 hours ago, NaBrainman said:

I was hoping that arc was a joke, but it somehow seemed real..

Technically it's not a cartel, but similar. I think..?

5 hours ago, NaBrainman said:

Slay them first with your blade. Hopefully it's not the really rich guy, it'd be scary to suspect a crazed nut w resources like that wanting you dead

Yea it's pretty scary. 

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1 hour ago, Seight said:

Are you going to give one to Carly Rae Jepsen?

As I understand it she has a sword and I'm not particularly a fan

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11 hours ago, Poof said:

that's still a possibility. seriously there's the cartel, and then there's 2 other ppl who I think might actually have me killed one day

What the heck led up to that drama(if you feel like answering)? 

On the topic of cosplay, you'd look really good in some fighting game inspired outfits with those weapons. 

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56 minutes ago, nameraka said:

wow. i must have been reeeeeeeally drunk last night.

so are you going to answer questions about them then?

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46 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

What the heck led up to that drama(if you feel like answering)? 

On the topic of cosplay, you'd look really good in some fighting game inspired outfits with those weapons. 

I posted about all of it as it was happening. It might've been on the other forums tho. He thinks I used him for money and cheated on him and both are false bc 1. I didn't cheat 2. If it was money, I'd still be there bc the money never went away

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20 hours ago, Poof said:

I don't think I have a favorite.

The katana is pretty gross but it is for sale

up to this point in my life I've worked hard not to be that guy....you know....the sword guy

"Hey Dan, whatchu got there on your wall"

"Oh those.....they're my limited edition hand crafted Murakami Senzo replicas.....there are only eight in the world"

"there are eight on the wall"

"yeah, I bought them all and planned to destroy seven so there would only be one, making it even more special, but I couldn't decide which, they're all my babies"

"mhm, ok, I see.....and your actual babies"

"who knows, my ex wanted full custody and even my lawyer sided with her"

"damn, this is a sad life I've imagined for you"

"yeah, you're a dick"

"ok, ok, i'll imagine some hookers and blow, but you should probably put away the swords before you do any blow"

"just don't imagine anything going wrong...jeez, fuck"

"too late....one hookers dead, the others are running out into the parking lot screaming, you're covered head to toe in blood, and there are sirens fast approaching"

"WTF! WHAT DO WE DO! DO SOMETHING!"

"..."

"you son of a..."

fin

 

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4 minutes ago, Mix said:

up to this point in my life I've worked hard not to be that guy....you know....the sword guy

"Hey Dan, whatchu got there on your wall"

"Oh those.....they're my limited edition hand crafted Murakami Senzo replicas.....there are only eight in the world"

"there are eight on the wall"

"yeah, I bought them all and planned to destroy seven so there would only be one, making it even more special, but I couldn't decide which, they're all my babies"

"mhm, ok, I see.....and your actual babies"

"who knows, my ex wanted full custody and even my lawyer sided with her"

"damn, this is a sad life I've imagined for you"

"yeah, you're a dick"

"ok, ok, i'll imagine some hookers and blow, but you should probably put away the swords before you do any blow"

"just don't imagine anything going wrong...jeez, fuck"

"too late....one hookers dead, the others are running out into the parking lot screaming, you're covered head to toe in blood, and there are sirens fast approaching"

"WTF! WHAT DO WE DO! DO SOMETHING!"

"..."

"you son of a..."

fin

 

become sword guy this is amazing

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