fuggnificent Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 If you wonder why so many people out shopping this weekend its because the irs finally released our refunds this week. My refund is a few thousand in credits (didnt even cheat this year)...gonna buy mah womanizer...gonna pay off some shit...get work done on the car. Bonus for you: no fuggs all weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 you haven't gotten yours yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 you haven't gotten yours yet? I think there was a delay for claims with children this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 really? My coworker got hers before I got mine and she has a kid...I thought it was which batch you made it into Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 mines still processing or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 "Didn't even cheat this time" S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 "Didn't even cheat this time" S: They'll get her soon....The IRS ain't to be fucked with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Leave it to the accountant to not have her taxes done yet. I started them, haven't finished yet. Got Sponges taxes done a few weeks ago. I've been procrastinating on mine due to the amount of accounting I'm already doing for my last semester. Spent the past 2 months processing the taxes for the law office I work for, my one boss is an idiot and kept bothering me since it was my first year doing it for them. She likes to talk like she knows everything and would keep coming up and trying to "teach" me. I constantly had to stop and very nicely correct her and explain how things are actually done, and nicely remind her why she does not touch the taxes. I fucking hate tax season... *PS. there was no delay for child claims unless your record is in question, I would maybe stop cheating and they would take less time having to go over yours with a fine tooth comb. If not I can guarantee you you will eventually get audited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 i was going to start mine today but i can;t. so i'll either have to wait until tomorrow or next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 really? My coworker got hers before I got mine and she has a kid...I thought it was which batch you made it into look up the PATH act Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 Leave it to the accountant to not have her taxes done yet. I started them, haven't finished yet. Got Sponges taxes done a few weeks ago. I've been procrastinating on mine due to the amount of accounting I'm already doing for my last semester. Spent the past 2 months processing the taxes for the law office I work for, my one boss is an idiot and kept bothering me since it was my first year doing it for them. She likes to talk like she knows everything and would keep coming up and trying to "teach" me. I constantly had to stop and very nicely correct her and explain how things are actually done, and nicely remind her why she does not touch the taxes. I fucking hate tax season... *PS. there was no delay for child claims unless your record is in question, I would maybe stop cheating and they would take less time having to go over yours with a fine tooth comb. If not I can guarantee you you will eventually get audited. no, everyones got delayed. google the PATH act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I didn't even file until last week. It's not like getting the money late is going to break my bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I didn't even file until last week. It's not like getting the money late is going to break my bank. Can't break what's broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 No, not everyone's. Only if you filed for EITC or ACTC, both tax credits, and filed early. This same act is the reason I had to bust my ass and process over $4 mil of 1099's by January 31st. This is all because of people cheating on their taxes. As a business we used to be able to report until end of February but then when people would file early it was hard to verify against employer records. So now instead of just W-2s needing to be mailed out by January 31 st, a business must also report any 1099 s as well. The IRS placed a hold on refunds until the 1 5th to have time to get an employers documentation to confirm what you have reported to catch more cheaters. Anyone who files after the hold date will be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Nothing broken here. Broken is when your debts are so high that one little hiccup such as a layoff would have you out on the streets in less than two months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Nothing broken here. Broken is when your debts are so high that one little hiccup such as a layoff would have you out on the streets in less than two months. Paying that electric bill 3 months in advance is a good investment huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Paying that electric bill 3 months in advance is a good investment huh Nah, bruh..... The cockroaches be spinning the magnet wheel so fast the electric company be paying him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I didn't even file until last week. It's not like getting the money late is going to break my bank. Does that mean you have enough saved in the piggy bank for another totally awesome adventure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 No, not everyone's. Only if you filed for EITC or ACTC, both tax credits, and filed early. This same act is the reason I had to bust my ass and process over $4 mil of 1099's by January 31st. This is all because of people cheating on their taxes. As a business we used to be able to report until end of February but then when people would file early it was hard to verify against employer records. So now instead of just W-2s needing to be mailed out by January 31 st, a business must also report any 1099 s as well. The IRS placed a hold on refunds until the 1 5th to have time to get an employers documentation to confirm what you have reported to catch more cheaters. Anyone who files after the hold date will be fine. Everyone with eic and child credits got held up. You tried to make it seem like i personally was delayed because i cheat and thats not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 Does that mean you have enough saved in the piggy bank for another totally awesome adventure? Dont see you going anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Yeah I'm taking my cans back :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 Yeah I'm taking my cans back :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: I thought you left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Dont see you going anywhere. Of course you don't, dumb fuck. You don't remember what happened last week most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 There's enough to spend a week in Osaka, but I'm not doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 Of course you don't, dumb fuck. You don't remember what happened last week most of the time. You never going anywhere but thinking youre better than packard doesnt have anything to do with my memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 You never going anywhere but thinking youre better than packard doesnt have anything to do with my memory. I've been plenty of places, and I talk about it all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 I've been plenty of places, and I talk about it all the time. Like where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Like where? Every continent besides Antartica and Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 So, you're transcontinental? You can be transotherthings too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Like where? He told us all about his trip to Italy not long ago....But it wasn't about your boring excuse for a life so you missed it.....It was quite riveting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 He told us all about his trip to Italy not long ago....But it wasn't about your boring excuse for a life so you missed it.....It was quite riveting. Probably because i find him just as boring as you and wouldn't click on his thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Probably because i find him just as boring as you and wouldn't click on his thread. That's funny because all of my threads have several replies.....Your's are all in the abyss and no one will reply unless you start a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 There are only two places outside the U.S. I want to visit. Gotlund and Tokyo. It's going to happen, most likely after I start collecting on my pensions. Italy sounds pretty boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 That's funny because all of my threads have several replies.....Your's are all in the abyss and no one will reply unless you start a fight. So this thread is in the abyss with no replies? Wrong. As usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 There are only two places outside the U.S. I want to visit. Gotlund and Tokyo. It's going to happen, most likely after I start collecting on my pensions. Italy sounds pretty boring. Can't afford to go anywhere until the government reimburses you in Social Security for your decades of hard labor wiping up after janitorial bathroom tippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 So this thread is in the abyss with no replies? Wrong. As usual. You act like this is your only thread. The sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while, but cmon. Are you really proud of THIS thread? You started a fight on page one.....Which I already said is the only way you ever get replies. And most of the replies are to Pacman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 You act like this is your only thread. The sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while, but cmon. Are you really proud of THIS thread? You started a fight on page one.....Which I already said is the only way you ever get replies. And most of the replies are to Pacman. My lifes goal isnt to get replies on here. Sad that yours is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 There are only two places outside the U.S. I want to visit. Gotlund and Tokyo. It's going to happen, most likely after I start collecting on my pensions. Italy sounds pretty boring. Tokyo's all right. Kyoto, of course, is better if you actually want to learn about the culture and history of Japan, but there are plenty of smaller cities throughout Honshu to visit that are less touristy and no less enlightening. When I have a chance to go back, that's what I would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 My lifes goal isnt to get replies on here. Sad that yours is. It's not my goal....I'm just interesting. Even your FB is full of your shitposts with only your brother or that Quack dude replying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Probably because i find him just as boring as you and wouldn't click on his thread. LOL look at you. You know, most people with any kind of intelligence don't say things like "you've never been anywhere" before saying "oh, well, i didn't know because your threads are too boring to click on." But, not you. You don't care if your outs make you sound even stupider than your initial comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 LOL look at you. You know, most people with any kind of intelligence don't say things like "you've never been anywhere" before saying "oh, well, i didn't know because your threads are too boring to click on." But, not you. You don't care if your outs make you sound even stupider than your initial comment. Textbook fuggz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 LOL look at you. You know, most people with any kind of intelligence don't say things like "you've never been anywhere" before saying "oh, well, i didn't know because your threads are too boring to click on." But, not you. You don't care if your outs make you sound even stupider than your initial comment. That's because you don't talk to anyone in real life and are a bad reader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Then, there's this.... That's because you don't talk to anyone in real life and are a bad reader. Wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 That's because you don't talk to anyone in real life and are a bad reader. Lolwut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 The government has nothing to do with my privately funded pensions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 The government has nothing to do with my privately funded pensions. No one said they did.....Assuming those are even real.....I said Social Security. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Honestly, if anyone deserves an IRS audit, it is Fuggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Honestly, if anyone deserves an IRS audit, it is Fuggs. So many crusades, so little power. It must suck to be so silent even while being so opinionated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Honestly, if anyone deserves an IRS audit, it is Fuggs. Doesn't matter if she cheats because she ain't making enough to actually pay taxes on anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Honestly, if anyone deserves an IRS audit, it is Fuggs. Also, if anyone deserves an IRS audit, it's our 45th President, Donald J Trump. You know that mother fucker cheats on his taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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