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If you wonder why so many people out shopping this weekend its because the irs finally released our refunds this week. My refund is a few thousand in credits (didnt even cheat this year)...gonna buy mah womanizer...gonna pay off some shit...get work done on the car.

Bonus for you: no fuggs all weekend.

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Leave it to the accountant to not have her taxes done yet. I started them, haven't finished yet. Got Sponges taxes done a few weeks ago. I've been procrastinating on mine due to the amount of accounting I'm already doing for my last semester.

 

Spent the past 2 months processing the taxes for the law office I work for, my one boss is an idiot and kept bothering me since it was my first year doing it for them. She likes to talk like she knows everything and would keep coming up and trying to "teach" me. I constantly had to stop and very nicely correct her and explain how things are actually done, and nicely remind her why she does not touch the taxes. I fucking hate tax season...

 

*PS. there was no delay for child claims unless your record is in question, I would maybe stop cheating and they would take less time having to go over yours with a fine tooth comb. If not I can guarantee you you will eventually get audited.

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Leave it to the accountant to not have her taxes done yet. I started them, haven't finished yet. Got Sponges taxes done a few weeks ago. I've been procrastinating on mine due to the amount of accounting I'm already doing for my last semester.

 

Spent the past 2 months processing the taxes for the law office I work for, my one boss is an idiot and kept bothering me since it was my first year doing it for them. She likes to talk like she knows everything and would keep coming up and trying to "teach" me. I constantly had to stop and very nicely correct her and explain how things are actually done, and nicely remind her why she does not touch the taxes. I fucking hate tax season...

 

*PS. there was no delay for child claims unless your record is in question, I would maybe stop cheating and they would take less time having to go over yours with a fine tooth comb. If not I can guarantee you you will eventually get audited.

 

no, everyones got delayed. google the PATH act.

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No, not everyone's. Only if you filed for EITC or ACTC, both tax credits, and filed early. This same act is the reason I had to bust my ass and process over $4 mil of 1099's by January 31st. This is all because of people cheating on their taxes. As a business we used to be able to report until end of February but then when people would file early it was hard to verify against employer records. So now instead of just W-2s needing to be mailed out by January 31 st, a business must also report any 1099 s as well. The IRS placed a hold on refunds until the 1 5th to have time to get an employers documentation to confirm what you have reported to catch more cheaters. Anyone who files after the hold date will be fine.

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Nothing broken here.  Broken is when your debts are so high that one little hiccup such as a layoff would have you out on the streets in less than two months.

 

Paying that electric bill 3 months in advance is a good investment huh

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Paying that electric bill 3 months in advance is a good investment huh

 

Nah, bruh.....

 

The cockroaches be spinning the magnet wheel so fast the electric company be paying him.

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I didn't even file until last week.  It's not like getting the money late is going to break my bank.

 

Does that mean you have enough saved in the piggy bank for another totally awesome adventure?

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No, not everyone's. Only if you filed for EITC or ACTC, both tax credits, and filed early. This same act is the reason I had to bust my ass and process over $4 mil of 1099's by January 31st. This is all because of people cheating on their taxes. As a business we used to be able to report until end of February but then when people would file early it was hard to verify against employer records. So now instead of just W-2s needing to be mailed out by January 31 st, a business must also report any 1099 s as well. The IRS placed a hold on refunds until the 1 5th to have time to get an employers documentation to confirm what you have reported to catch more cheaters. Anyone who files after the hold date will be fine.

Everyone with eic and child credits got held up. You tried to make it seem like i personally was delayed because i cheat and thats not true.

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Yeah I'm taking my cans back :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: ;)

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Yeah I'm taking my cans back :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: ;)

 

I thought you left :(

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Of course you don't, dumb fuck.  You don't remember what happened last week most of the time.

 

You never going anywhere but thinking youre better than packard doesnt have anything to do with my memory.

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You never going anywhere but thinking youre better than packard doesnt have anything to do with my memory.

 

I've been plenty of places, and I talk about it all the time.

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He told us all about his trip to Italy not long ago....But it wasn't about your boring excuse for a life so you missed it.....It was quite riveting.

 

Probably because i find him just as boring as you and wouldn't click on his thread.

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Probably because i find him just as boring as you and wouldn't click on his thread.

 

That's funny because all of my threads have several replies.....Your's are all in the abyss and no one will reply unless you start a fight.

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That's funny because all of my threads have several replies.....Your's are all in the abyss and no one will reply unless you start a fight.

 

So this thread is in the abyss with no replies? Wrong. As usual.

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There are only two places outside the U.S. I want to visit.  Gotlund and Tokyo.  It's going to happen, most likely after I start collecting on my pensions.  Italy sounds pretty boring.

 

Can't afford to go anywhere until the government reimburses you in Social Security for your decades of hard labor wiping up after janitorial bathroom tippers.

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So this thread is in the abyss with no replies? Wrong. As usual.

 

You act like this is your only thread.

 

The sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while, but cmon.  Are you really proud of THIS thread?  You started a fight on page one.....Which I already said is the only way you ever get replies.

 

And most of the replies are to Pacman.

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You act like this is your only thread.

 

The sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while, but cmon.  Are you really proud of THIS thread?  You started a fight on page one.....Which I already said is the only way you ever get replies.

 

And most of the replies are to Pacman.

 

My lifes goal isnt to get replies on here. Sad that yours is.

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There are only two places outside the U.S. I want to visit.  Gotlund and Tokyo.  It's going to happen, most likely after I start collecting on my pensions.  Italy sounds pretty boring.

 

Tokyo's all right.  Kyoto, of course, is better if you actually want to learn about the culture and history of Japan, but there are plenty of smaller cities throughout Honshu to visit  that are less touristy and no less enlightening.  When I have a chance to go back, that's what I would do.

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Probably because i find him just as boring as you and wouldn't click on his thread.

 

LOL look at you.  You know, most people with any kind of intelligence don't say things like "you've never been anywhere" before saying "oh, well, i didn't know because your threads are too boring to click on."  But, not you.  You don't care if your outs make you sound even stupider than your initial comment.

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LOL look at you.  You know, most people with any kind of intelligence don't say things like "you've never been anywhere" before saying "oh, well, i didn't know because your threads are too boring to click on."  But, not you.  You don't care if your outs make you sound even stupider than your initial comment.

 

Textbook fuggz

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LOL look at you.  You know, most people with any kind of intelligence don't say things like "you've never been anywhere" before saying "oh, well, i didn't know because your threads are too boring to click on."  But, not you.  You don't care if your outs make you sound even stupider than your initial comment.

 

That's because you don't talk to anyone in real life and are a bad reader.

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Honestly, if anyone deserves an IRS audit, it is Fuggs. :|

 

Doesn't matter if she cheats because she ain't making enough to actually pay taxes on anything.

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Honestly, if anyone deserves an IRS audit, it is Fuggs. :|

 

Also, if anyone deserves an IRS audit, it's our 45th President, Donald J Trump.

 

You know that mother fucker cheats on his taxes.

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