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I don't think people in my office know how to flush a toilet


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2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

All week there's been at least one or two toilets that are disgusting. come on people flush your shit

I've never had this problem at my current job, but several other have just been wrecks......This of course doesn't apply to when I did construction.....I would walk off site and shit at the gross gas station across the street because fuck a porta-potty....I didn't even like pissing in them......The day a motherfucker thinks it'll be funny to tip it over while I'm in it is the day I get 25-L.

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14 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

I've never had this problem at my current job, but several other have just been wrecks......This of course doesn't apply to when I did construction.....I would walk off site and shit at the gross gas station across the street because fuck a porta-potty....I didn't even like pissing in them......The day a motherfucker thinks it'll be funny to tip it over while I'm in it is the day I get 25-L.

You'd think a building full of professionals could figure out how to deal with it

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When I was a kid I was afraid of the sound of the toilet flushing. Like I never had that fear that some kids had of being sucked down the toilet it was literally just the sound that freaked me out. 

Anyway because of that I never flushed the toilet at my daycare. The teachers at the daycare knew it was me and eventually yelled at me for doing it. My memory tells me that I went days without flushing it at one point but that would also mean they didn't clean the toilet and that no one else ever used that same stall for days so that can't be true. 

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So I had to call maintenance at  work to flush the toilet once. It wasn't all my fault, somebody before me tried to flush a shit load of tissue and it was stopped up before I even pooped .... but the poop did not help. 

 

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I didn't call maintenance, I printed an "out of order" sign and taped it on the door after I covered the toilet with paper seat covers and let one of the old ladies call maintenance 

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7 minutes ago, Vamped said:

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So I had to call maintenance at  work to flush the toilet once. It wasn't all my fault, somebody before me tried to flush a shit load of tissue and it was stopped up before I even pooped .... but the poop did not help. 

 

Actually ... 

 

 

I didn't call maintenance, I printed an "out of order" sign and taped it on the door after I covered the toilet with paper seat covers and let one of the old ladies call maintenance 

 

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4 hours ago, Athena 92 said:

When I was a kid I was afraid of the sound of the toilet flushing. Like I never had that fear that some kids had of being sucked down the toilet it was literally just the sound that freaked me out. 

Anyway because of that I never flushed the toilet at my daycare. The teachers at the daycare knew it was me and eventually yelled at me for doing it. My memory tells me that I went days without flushing it at one point but that would also mean they didn't clean the toilet and that no one else ever used that same stall for days so that can't be true. 

My daughter loved flushing the toilet in daycare...a little too much.

They found out she was flushing toilet paper still connected to the roll down the toilet and flushing the toilet over and over to watch the toilet paper unravel itself.

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15 hours ago, fuggstop said:

My daughter loved flushing the toilet in daycare...a little too much.

They found out she was flushing toilet paper still connected to the roll down the toilet and flushing the toilet over and over to watch the toilet paper unravel itself.

I never ever would have thought to do that before reading that Calvin and Hobbes strip. Does Madison like Calvin and Hobbes?

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