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I don't think people in my office know how to flush a toilet


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2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

All week there's been at least one or two toilets that are disgusting. come on people flush your shit

I've never had this problem at my current job, but several other have just been wrecks......This of course doesn't apply to when I did construction.....I would walk off site and shit at the gross gas station across the street because fuck a porta-potty....I didn't even like pissing in them......The day a motherfucker thinks it'll be funny to tip it over while I'm in it is the day I get 25-L.

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14 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

I've never had this problem at my current job, but several other have just been wrecks......This of course doesn't apply to when I did construction.....I would walk off site and shit at the gross gas station across the street because fuck a porta-potty....I didn't even like pissing in them......The day a motherfucker thinks it'll be funny to tip it over while I'm in it is the day I get 25-L.

You'd think a building full of professionals could figure out how to deal with it

Posted
3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Are you sure they didn't try flushing but it didn't go down?

I guess that's assuming he didn't flush it himself before using it and saw it go down smoothly

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1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

I guess that's assuming he didn't flush it himself before using it and saw it go down smoothly

True... But if I walk into a stall and see a big mess in the toilet, I immediately walk out and try the next stall. Though I guess that's providing there's another open stall.

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When I was a kid I was afraid of the sound of the toilet flushing. Like I never had that fear that some kids had of being sucked down the toilet it was literally just the sound that freaked me out. 

Anyway because of that I never flushed the toilet at my daycare. The teachers at the daycare knew it was me and eventually yelled at me for doing it. My memory tells me that I went days without flushing it at one point but that would also mean they didn't clean the toilet and that no one else ever used that same stall for days so that can't be true. 

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>.>

So I had to call maintenance at  work to flush the toilet once. It wasn't all my fault, somebody before me tried to flush a shit load of tissue and it was stopped up before I even pooped .... but the poop did not help. 

 

Actually ... 

 

 

I didn't call maintenance, I printed an "out of order" sign and taped it on the door after I covered the toilet with paper seat covers and let one of the old ladies call maintenance 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Vamped said:

>.>

So I had to call maintenance at  work to flush the toilet once. It wasn't all my fault, somebody before me tried to flush a shit load of tissue and it was stopped up before I even pooped .... but the poop did not help. 

 

Actually ... 

 

 

I didn't call maintenance, I printed an "out of order" sign and taped it on the door after I covered the toilet with paper seat covers and let one of the old ladies call maintenance 

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Athena 92 said:

When I was a kid I was afraid of the sound of the toilet flushing. Like I never had that fear that some kids had of being sucked down the toilet it was literally just the sound that freaked me out. 

Anyway because of that I never flushed the toilet at my daycare. The teachers at the daycare knew it was me and eventually yelled at me for doing it. My memory tells me that I went days without flushing it at one point but that would also mean they didn't clean the toilet and that no one else ever used that same stall for days so that can't be true. 

My daughter loved flushing the toilet in daycare...a little too much.

They found out she was flushing toilet paper still connected to the roll down the toilet and flushing the toilet over and over to watch the toilet paper unravel itself.

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15 hours ago, fuggstop said:

My daughter loved flushing the toilet in daycare...a little too much.

They found out she was flushing toilet paper still connected to the roll down the toilet and flushing the toilet over and over to watch the toilet paper unravel itself.

I never ever would have thought to do that before reading that Calvin and Hobbes strip. Does Madison like Calvin and Hobbes?

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47 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I never ever would have thought to do that before reading that Calvin and Hobbes strip. Does Madison like Calvin and Hobbes?

No

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The owner got fed up with the employee bathroom and installed this 2 weeks ago  so far 1 employee keeps dropping his keys in it and loses them

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2 minutes ago, helpme said:

sloan-flushers@1x__91207.original.jpg

The owner got fed up with the employee bathroom and installed this 2 weeks ago  so far 1 employee keeps dropping his keys in it and loses them

Those flushers are the best. Automatic but you can still flush manually if you need/want to.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Those flushers are the best. Automatic but you can still flush manually if you need/want to.

I don't get why we have automatic sinks at my job but not auto matic flushing lol im just now realzing this

Posted
1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

I don't get why we have automatic sinks at my job but not auto matic flushing lol im just now realzing this

So you still have the option to let your poop marinate while you check social media 

Posted
1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

I don't get why we have automatic sinks at my job but not auto matic flushing lol im just now realzing this

Automatic flushing without the manual button are fucking awful. I don't know, maybe the kind with both are more expensive, and your G.M. doesn't want to spring for it? lol

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4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Those flushers are the best. Automatic but you can still flush manually if you need/want to.

Oh at work its shadow sensitive 

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